The Ty Lee Show
Mysterious voice out of nowhere: "Hello everybody and welcome to The Ty Lee Show! And here is your host, Ty Lee!"
Ty Lee: comes up the stage, making summersaults and other acrobatical things until she takes a seat on an old sofa "Thank you, Voice Mister."
Mysterious voice out of nowhere: "Voice Mister...?"
Ty Lee: "What's wrong with that? Unless you tell us your real name, I'll go on and cal you Voice Mister, Voice Mister."
Mysterious voice out of nowhere: "Please stop that!"
Ty Lee: "I don't hear a name!"
Mysterious voice out of nowhere: "But it's kind of, you know..."
Ty Lee: "Oh c'mon, it can't be that bad."
Mysterious voice out of nowhere: "It's Bill."
Ty Lee: "... moving on, welcome all readers to my new talk show. I know this is not the best studio, but we get some grant for every review we recieve, so those are very welcome. Because we don't have enough money, we have to go to the comercials. So give us money, reviews, and we'll make sure there won't be any comercials, we can invite more or more expensive guests, a nice studio, because this is just like a cardboard box, and maybe I will get payed for all this. Right now, I just do this freely, but I can't live like this forever. See you after these messages!
Commercial #1: "Now in stores! Miyuki's Cat Food! In broccoli, strawberry and caramel. And only now, three jars for the price of two!"
Commercial #2: "You feel depressed, bored, got nothing to do? Come to Mai's Club for Bored People. Here you can hang out with other bored people and be bored together. Why not share your boredom, talk about what you do when your bored. Next meeting: Bumi's Conference Room, Omashu, Earth Kingdom.
Comercial #3: "New collection for the girls with a taste of fashion! Fire Nation Capital Mall. Opened this Sunday."
Ty Lee: "And we're back! I'll tell you guys a little more about the show. There'll be at least one guest every episode, if we have enough money. I'll pronounce the guest(s) on the show before so you can also ask him/her questions. I also answer all your questions about your problems, love, avatar or any other one you wish to ask. Just put your question(s) or remarks or whatever you want to say in a review and I'll answer them in the next episode. I hope you'll send a lot so I can get out of this box. It has a bad influence on my aura. What about your, Bill?"
Bill: "Well, I'm not really into that stuff, but I could use some newer technology, if that's what you mean."
Ty Lee: "No, that's not what I meant."
Bill: "Oh..."
Ty Lee: "Well, you must be anxious to know who will be our guest in the next show. It's...MOMO! We're low on budget and he didn't ask as much as those other people. Well, time's up. Send all your questions for me, Momo or even Bill if you would like in a review and I hope to see you next time. Bye!