What could happen?

Well hiya there its darkcharmander with my first story it may suck but oh well plz enjow review and rate afterwords =). Oh and this story is being said by ulquiorra everything in italics are thoughts but if their italics and in "quotations" iz other pplz thoughts like grimmjow or as I call him grimmkitty and underlined stuff is narrator.Also I no own bleach... finally enjoy^^

As I woke up I noticed I had another dream about the hell was I so attracted to was selfish and rude and sexy and.....ahh got to keep my mind ot of the gutter with thoughts like that I'm gonna end up....uh I dont need to be having those thoughts.

Just as ulquiorra was thinking the meeting alarm went of.

Thank goodness I was starting to get very very bad thoughts thank god for aizens daily annoying meetings.

When ulquiorra was settled in the meeting room gin was very attentive to aizen today ulquiorra really didnt care...but he did care about grimmkitty whether he liked it or was trying to act smart as always Nniotra was acting like a pervert.

Well isnt this just informational another great meeting about killing that trash aizen wants to be so slow about it.

Well loookie who I see its grimmkitty something of interest wait no hes wait what the hell.

Just as he thought he was talkin to himself he started talking outloud.

Damn he looks so sexy with his teal hair and cerulean eyes,he mumbled.

He got louder.

Ah why do I care so much about cant he be ugly like Nniotra.

He started to wimper.

Stupid perverted thoughts they make me wanna f*** him so bad.

Grimmjow looked up,blushed,and looked over and noticed he was talking out stared and dismissed the meeting. As the espadas left aizen couldnt help but think.

"I wonder who ulqui was talking about...probably grimmkitty he probably never thinks about me...."

What was I thinking talking out loud about know what no I'm gonna talk to him I'm gonna kiss him and later on I just might f*** him.

Hey grimmkitty hows life treatin ya

"Pretty good I guess so who were you talkin about f***ing earlier."

ummmm well it was

"it was...."

it was you trash

"-_- why do you call me trash"

one of the pet names I have for you

"well do you have any more I really dont like trash"

well...

ulquiorra started he blushed.

"what what is it tell me."

Ummm how does grimmkitty sound (he smiled)

"yeah I like it it sounds a lot better so"

so...yeah ummm

"i guess I'll see ya later"

wait no I ment to ask you something

"hmm"

I I really like you

"I like you too"

Then come with me to my room

"no you come with me to my room I know how you like to keep your room clean and I can get dirty so I dont wanna mess it up"

well the maid can clean it

"Well yeah but"

You probably wouldnt clean up and I want our first time to be perfect

"Then we'll go to your room"

Grimmjow slung ulquiorra over his shoulder.

Yayy chapter one is done rate and review what willl happen next read on and find out mwahahahahahaha.