Ask Us!

by Fullmetal Edward E

It seems the Colonel has gotten a computer from his superiors and it has internet! I, Edward Elric, have decided to anwser some of your questions and so will the other people from the office, Alphonse, even Winry! We'll try and anwser any question! K

It seems that Colonel Bastard had me organizing his new computer that he got from the military. Can't that lazy ass do his own work?! I have a feeling that he'll be goofing off on this instead of doing his paperwork and there will be some bullet holes in the wall. *snickers*

I decided to look around on the 'internet' and I saw that this place was on Mustang's 'favorites' list. It was a story where Riza and he was a couple! O__o; I can use that for blackmail when he calls me the 's' word.

So, I was looking around here and I saw that I'm mentioned a lot around here; good and bad so I thought I would let you people actually ask me some questions when I'm not traveling. I'll most likely answer your questions but I would like to know something: HOW THE HELL DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT ME ALREADY!

Hi! This is Alphonse! Brother broke the keyboard when he slammed his fist. Colonel Mustang snuck up behind him and they got into a fight. Now they are both cleaning up the Colonel's office with Lieutenant Hawkeye supervising them. Luckily, I'm able to type this because we got a new keyboard!

I have to go make sure Brother doesn't get mad at him again so we can get back to the library.

Bye!