"So I heard we are going to Disney" Parker said as he Shuri, Wanda, and Vision walked through the doors of the airport following everyone else
"I believe so Mr. Parker, Captain Rodgers said it will be a great bonding experience" Vision explained
"This is stupid" Rocket said following Quill and the rest of the guardians
"Why are you saying that?" Quill asked stopping in his tracks
"Oh I don't know because we already kicked Thanos's ass and now we have to go on a stupid playtime trip because that dumb dumb Captain America said so!" Rocket snapped
"Relax Rabbit, all will be fine" Thor said passing Rocket
"So you're from space?" Scott asked Carol as they went up the escalator
"Yes, and you shrink, I know, I've seen you do it" Carol said with an eye roll
She then turned towards Hope and said:
"How do you deal with a guy like that?"
"Patience and Xanax" Hope replied
"Okay, TSA, or security check, make sure that any weapons including flaming war hammers, battle axes, swords, guns, bombs, daggers, and any type of weapon that does destruction is not on you." Steve said turning around to face the group
"No promises" Nebula said getting a glance from the group
"I'm not sitting next to her" Sam said crossing his arms
"And make sure if you have metal or fake body parts that you have a photo ID with you to make sure that you own them." Steve clarified
"Steve, honey, you also want to make sure that none of them are going to act like barbarians" Hill warned quietly
"I know" he replied in the same hush of a tone
Once they were in the TSA line it was more chaotic than expected:
"Groot pay attention, you're up next" Gamora instructed
"I am Groot" Groot replied not looking up from his game
"Don't sass her, give me the game!" Rocket said sternly and Groot obeyed
"I better get out some kind of ID I have" Bucky said stopping in the middle of the line in TSA to get something out of his bag
"Do I need one for my eye?" Thor asked
"I think you'll be fine" Wanda said walking past him
Thankfully and surprisingly they got through TSA without anybody getting arrested by TSA. While approaching the seating area at the gate they saw the rest of the group: Natasha, Bruce, Steven, Wong, Clint, T'Challa, Okyoe, Rhodey, Sharon and Tony.
"Well, look who finally brought everybody else. It's about time old man; we've been waiting here for 2 hours!" Tony scolded as he got up from his seat
"We've been here 20 minutes" Sharon said from her seat which was next to his
"Yeah, it hasn't been that long" Natasha agreed
Tony turned around and looked at both of them and said:
"Will you two shut up?"
"No" both of them answered
Tony got angered before saying:
"I can't take it anymore with all the estrogen filling this room and the source is from those two!"
He then turned around and pointed to Sharon and Natasha who now were sitting next to each other looking smug as ever.
"And we can't take all of the testosterone coming from a majority of the population before us." Sharon said sassily with a smug look
"Oh nice one up top" Natasha said holding up a hand for a high-five and Sharon smacked it
Wanda, Maria and Hope all nodded in agreement. Sharon then stood up from her seat and grabbed her purse:
"Nat watch my backpack, I'm going to go get something to drink does anybody want anything?" she asked
"I'll come with" Maria said and both women walked toward the mini-convenience store across the terminal
"And that's why ladies and gentlemen; Sharon Carter is the queen of clap-back." Natasha said getting up and walking towards the group of former SHIELD Agents that were crossing the terminal
"I'm out" Rhodey said grabbing his wallet and standing up
"Where the hell are you going?" Tony asked
"I'm going over there" Rhodey said pointing to the three girls in the store
"What? Why?" Tony asked
"Because sometimes everyone needs a break from you dude, Bruce you want to come with?" Rhodey asked and Bruce replied:
"Please"
Both them walked towards the store. Once they were out of hearing range Tony said:
"The whole gang's gone. Strange, the whole Gucci Gang is gone" Tony said looking over at Strange who rolled his eyes
"The what gang?" Quill asked sitting down
"Did someone say Gucci Gang!?" Shuri and Peter said at the same time
"Oh no" Sam, T'Challa, Okoye, Bucky, Hope and Scott said in response
"You know what a Gucci Gang is?" Shuri and Peter asked
"I heard the stupid song once and it got stuck in my damn head cause all that the idiot says is 'Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang' for three minutes straight!" Tony snapped
"Language!" Steve scolded
"I don't care Rodgers" Tony said putting his left hand up and leaning back in his chair
"Are they always like this?" Carol asked
"Every time there's an argument it's either Steve or Tony for sides" Clint explained
"Vision where are you going?" Steve asked seeing Vision get up
"I received an incoming message from Ms. Carter and she said that Ms. Hill is picking out 'dream notebooks' to write in while we are on the plane. I am going to pick out mine." Vision said walking towards the store across the terminal
"Oh dream journals!" Peter and Shuri said excitably practically running after Vision
"I want to write my dreams, as I help cause many!" Mantis said following along
"I'm going to get melatonin" Scott said walking towards the juvenile's, government agents, alien, and robot
"Idiots" Okyoe said before taking a sip of her Starbucks coffee
Rhodey and Bruce then returned with drinks and a bag of snacks:
"Did you guys get the dream journals?" Tony mocked
"No, we got the drinks and snacks, those crazies got dream journals" Rhodey said pointing to the group of the others walking back
"Okay so who wants what color?" Maria asked passing out books
"I want red!" Paker said joyfully
"Purple!" Shuri chanted
"Blue!" Mantis agreed
"Oh I want orange!" Scott said joyfully
"Really?" Hope asked
"You know Luis, Kurt, Dave and I have a bookshelf filled of these" Scott said sitting back down next to Hope
"Okay that leaves unicorns, pink, hunter green, and black." Maria said
"I want pink" Vision said
"Wow a man color for a man" Tony joked making a few people laugh
"Leave him alone Tony he's only 4 years old!" Wanda said defending her 'significant android other'
"Hunter green" Sharon said grabbing it
"Diary?" Clint asked
"No, burn book" Sharon said sitting down across from Tony
"I'll take black" Natasha said sitting down next to Bruce
"Burn book to?" Clint asked
"No, blackmail, why do you think I picked black?" She said crossing her leg
"I will take the unicorns, as they are many colors." Drax said earning snickers from Rocket and a few others
"So what did you guys do while we were shopping?" Maria asked as she sat down next to Steve
"We talked about knowing what a Gucci Gang is" Parker said
Sharon's head then looked at Tony and she said:
"Really? You played it enough in the car!"
"He played it in the car?" Almost everyone except Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Strange, Wong, T'Challa, Okyoe, the guardians and Thor asked
"Yes, and then he turned on 'its everyday bro'. That was worse" she stated
"While you were complaining about turning that on, I searched the term 'Gucci Gang' on Urban Dictionary and here's what it says: 'Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang'." Tony said which people snickered in response
"Now I know" he said proudly
He then turned to Rhodey and showed him the phone of a GIF:
"Oh look it's a GIF he must be the leader of the Gucci Gang"
"Will you two shut up?" Carol asked
"Please" Wong replied who was silent the whole time
"By the way just so everybody knows, I have the gauntlet in my bag" Carol said with a smile
"How did you get that through the security?" Gamora asked and Nebula tilted her head to the side
"I said it was a costume" Carol said with a smirk and waving her eyebrows
An announcement was then made over the loud speaker that boarding was beginning.
"Okay everybody, we are going on the plane. Now I want everybody on their best behavior, no murders and everybody is going to be calm. We are not in first class…"Steve began
"What!" Tony snapped
"As I was saying we are going to be calm, cool, and collective and…"As Steve continued all Tony thought in his mind was:
"Blah, blah, blah, blah"
Strange on the other hand was looking at possible outcomes of the trip. Wong noticed this and asked:
"How bad is it?"
"Let's say it doesn't end pretty." Strange replied