Insanity
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Autobot Ark Base 1987
Crouched in his lab, the Autobot scientist Wheeljack was once again hard at work. He had
A big project, that he was trying to finish and he did not want anyone interrupting. HE would not have to
worry about interruptions though, as most of the Autobots had fled the base, when they heard that
Wheeljack was experimenting with a project. In the four years they had been on earth, the Autobots
knew a few things. One of them was evacuate the base, and any nearby towns, villages, and/or
campsites in the area when Wheeljack was experimenting. Though Wheeljack did not mind, after all it
was all quiet in the Autobot base. HE put down a wrench, then grabbed a blowtorch. Activating it, sparks
flew as he ran it over the metallic surface. He hummed a little to himself as he worked. He wielded the
metal surface of the device down, and then turned off the blowtorch. "Done, it's finally done, at long
last, one of my greatest inventions!" He exclaimed, feeling a sense of pride. "I have got to inform the
other Autobots." Picking up the device, he ran out of his lab, and out of the ark to find…. A barricade of
sand bags, and barbed wire. He looked around and sighed. "well, the sand bags were a nice touch, but
not nice enough." He then, activated his shoulder mounted launcher, and blew the bags sky high., also
Optimus Primes Image came to view. "What is it Wheeljack, we heard an explosion, are you alright?"
"Great Wheeljack, I can't wait to see it, Optimus Prime out." Optimus, Shut of his communicator and
turned to the Autobots. "Alright, the base is still in one piece." The Autobots cheered happily knowing
that they did not have to rebuild. "But he has a new invention, that he wants to show us." Several
groans arose from the crowd. "Now now, I know his inventions do not always work, and sometimes they
blow up." " Make that, they Blow up ALL the time!" Called out Huffer, and he, Windcharger, and Gears
chuckled. "But look, we have to help support Wheeljack if he fails….., and repair him if it blows him up."
"AUTOBOTS TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!" The large group, transformed and followed Optimus Back to
the ark, where Wheeljack was waiting. "Great guys, glad you all could make it!" Mirage, smirked. "Glad
to be here Wheeljack." Then, he frowned and looked at trailbreaker, then made a gagging motion.
Wheeljack, then turned to the others. "This has been a movement long in the making." Of Course,
Huffer decided to riff it "Two hours in the making. "Something that shall change the war forever!" "By
blowing all of us up, allowing the Decepticons to win." A revolutionary new invention!" "From the stone
age." "Presenting, THE ENERGY DRAINER!" "All the other cool names were taken." Wheeljack, then
pulled out a sliver gun with a concave tip. Seeing this, caused several Autobots to scream and dive for
cover. "Oh come on guys, it's not dangerous!" "Look, I will show you. " I he pointed at a stack of energon
cubes. "See, if the Decepticon are escaping with a large amount of energon, we just point this at the
cubes," He fired, as a ray, enveloped the cubes, draining all the energy from them, and then
disappearing. ", and then we take the energy. HE then, pointed it at Teletran 1 and then fired. This time,
the energy was placed back inside Teletran. ", and then return it to its original source." He turned back
to the others. It is only designed to drain energy, so it cannot harm us in any way." Then Gears stepped
forward. "Yeah, well what if it drains energy from us Wheeljack, then what?" "Well, I have yet to test it
out on an Autobot yet." Once again, several Autobots dove for cover. "But nothing too serious should
happen." "Yeah, just like you said nothing would go wrong, when you made yourself a flight mode!" Said
Tracks. "HEY, That worked." Wheeljack, remembered back, to when he had decided to gain a flight
mode, like tracks to help fight the Decepticons. Unfortunately, he toke the power of flight for granted
and ended up being blown to bits by Ramjet, Dirge, Thundercraker, and Blitzwing. HE then remembered
how long it toke ratchet to reattach his legs to his torso, his torso to his arms, and his feet to his legs. He
chuckled awkwardly. "Well, with this, that will not happen!" He exclaimed. "how does that even involve
flight?" Demanded Tracks. "Well, the cons won't blow it up…hopefully." This made, Optimus and
Ironhide exchange glances. "so there you have it, and the base is still intact, so you can all return to
what you were doing." Wheeljack, disappeared back into his lab, then shut the door, bolted it, then it
was covered by titanium, laser motion sensors, a whole lot of laser cannons and then the hallway, was
sealed off by a giant laser grid and titanium steel rods. Ratchet, turned to Optimus. "I worry about him sometimes prime, I really do." Optimus, looked at where Wheeljack had gone. "Tell the dinobots to guard the door." Then, he turned around and walked away. Soon, everything in the ark went back to normal, but the constant threat of Wheeljack killing them all lingered in the air. The next few days were uneventful, besides the usual raids that the Decepticons made on several energy stations to get energon cubes. Other than that everything was ordinary. Until that is Megatron made a big move It was a fairly normal day at the Autobot base, and they were all busy. Ratchet, fixing up the wounded, Prowl and Jazz, doing their reports, Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, Brawn, Gears, Trailbreaker, Hound, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker were on patrol, The Ariel Bots, were in Russia, Hoist, and Grapple, were trying to help rebuild after an earthquake in the east, Tracks was getting a carwash, Blaster was at a rock concert, Cosmos was with preceptor studying an asteroid in space and Optimus was in his office. All in all, it was a normal day. Other than Wheeljack working and the dinobots on high alert guarding his lab. Meanwhile, Outside, squadron of jets flew towards the base. Starscream, Thundercraker, Skywarp, Ramjet, Thrust, Dirge, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Octane, Blast off, and a group of seeker drones, about 6. On the ground, The Constructions, the rest of the comabticons, Vortex flew over them, the Stunticons, roared toward the base. Soundwave, landed in robot mode, and ejected his caste transformers. Laserbeak, Buzz saw, Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy, Rabat, Slugfest, Overkill, Beast boom, Squawkbox. A camera, flew out o his hands, and then transformed into Reflector, and Megatron landed next to him. He turned to his Decepticon army, then looked at the Autobots base. 'DECEPTICONS, ATTACK!" He shouted.
Now introducing my one time G1 Story insanity. Hope you liked Chapter 1, because there is more coming, and stuff that will shock you into a wave. And the BTL Cliffhanger guys are gone. They went to bother someone else. So R&R
(Meanwhile)
CLIFRFJUMPER HE DOESN"T JUMP CLIFFS'
SO WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS CALLED CLIFFJUMPER!
Cliffjumper: (Groans)