Hetalia Road Trip: chapter 1 out of ?
"EVERY ONE SHUT UP!" Germany scram trying to get everyone to calm down. "CANT YOU TRY TO FOCUS ON THE MEETING FOR ONCE THIS TIME!" Arthur piped in "I agree totally with Germany. I think we should all-" he was cut off when Francis got the bright idea to start poking his head and saying "Wow England your such a kiss up!" England bites down on his finger hearing Francis yelp. "OW ENGLAND YOUR HURTING ME… honhonhon that's what she said….. But seriously your hurting me" he said with a perverted smirk crawling up his face. That soon lead to them almost tearing they're faces off. Italy raises his hand. "what is it now Italy?" Germany asked with a irritated frown on his face. "can I go to the bathroom?" he said with a uncomfortable look. "Didn't you go thirty minuets ago?" Italy looks to the side "uuum no" Romano starts laughing as Germany gives him a glance asking 'what did you do?'. "How did all that 'water' taste venenciano" Romano asked as he started laughing even harder. "it didn't taste like water…. Are you sure that was water you gave me lovino?" he asked with now a sickish look on his face.
Alfred looked around. Italy, Germany and Romano were fighting. Britain and France were tearing each other apart, and everyone else was fighting about country problems. "Hey everyone shut up a bit!" he said laughing the usual "I'm the hero!" laugh. "you guys always seem so stressed. Honestly when's the last time you took a vacation ya'll" he said smirking. "what's a vacation?" Japan asked with a mischievous smile. (just to let them know he was joking). America rolled his eyes "anyways since I'm the hero I think we should all go on a vacation, you know get all unstressed. We'll drive up to Colorado, have some smores and everything will be chill alright ya'll." Alfred said with the huge grin he always wore. Everyone was pretty sure they could hear the American national anthem play in the back round. They all gave him a look of 'are you serious e.e' "I think that would be a great idea Al" Canada said silently. "ok bro ya we'll do that!" he said. Arthur rolled his eyes. "America we have better things to do then go camping… some people actually have a life." "WELL YOUR NOT ABOUT TO YOU LITTLE LIMEY!" he shouted pulling Arthur to the car while the people America told to go followed.
He dropped them off at their hotels to get their luggage and everything they needed. Germany came with one suite case, Italy came out with the same amount. Arthur came out of his hotel with a messenger bag and two suitcases. Then it came to Francis. He came out of the hotel with at least five suitcases. America started laughing and Arthur was outraged. " FRANCIS YOU CANT HAVE THAT MANY SUIT CASES THAT'S REDICULOUS!" "I need this stuff!" Francis responded. Arthur rolled his eyes and unzipped one of the suitcase. "…." he looked at Francis with confusion. "Francis why is there a broom in your suitcase?" "Maybe some people like to clean! Unlike some one who used to throw their crap q1out the window in the middle ages." Arthur started blushing furiously. "SHUT UP! YOU WANKER!" "HEY UNCALLED FOR!" "very called for you promised never to speak of that again!" he said. "promises get broken! Now back up before I pimp slap you!" he yelled. "fine frog face! Take the stupid broom!" "thank you. I Have other cleaning supplies if you need them" Francis said with a childish smile on his face. Alfred laughed as he looked at China, Japan, Romano, and Spain. "don't you guys need anything?" he asked. "no you sorta dragged us in the car before we could tell you were taking a plane." "WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PLANE. THIS IS FUN TIME NOT PLANE TIME!" he shouted. "we hate being crowded in small places" Japan explained. "and I'm also clastrophobic." he said looking at Alfred. "um hey what's clastrophobic?" Alfred asked. Francis bopped his head in the van. "it means your afraid of Santa Clause" "your afraid of Finland Japan?" Alfred asked him laughing. "It doesn't mean that Francis." Britain yelled. "it does if you use your IMAGINATION" he said and coughed "something Britain lacks". "can you just drop us off at the air port now?" china asked impatiently. "Yeah Dude! If pepe le pew and the jerky limey stop fighting!" "LIMEY?" "PE PE LE PEW!".
10 minuets later.
"alright since you guys aren't as awesome as us we'll meet you in that Colorado place!" Prussia shouted. The people who passed by gave awkward looks towards Prussia. "EVERY ONE LETS HAVE A RACE TO PROVE HOW AWESOME WE ARE. SINCE I AM AWESOME WE'LL WIN!" he shouted. "against a plane! Ha silly Prussia!" Spain laughed. "I am too awesome to be silly! And we'll win for sure!" "yeah whatever oh hey look our plane is boarding…. OUR PLANE IS BOARDING!" Spain shouted. "GO GO GO !" Prussia said pulling Germany to the van. They all started running t their destinations. Wait who's driving?" Prussia asked. "since I'm the hero I'll drive!" America shouted. "letting you drive is a death wish" Germany said taking the keys away from Alfred. "well at least I get shout gun.." he said sitting next to Germany. "HEY ENGLAND YOU SHOULD SIT NEXT TO ME!" Francis yelled. "I'd rather slam my head in a car door." "MAUDIT WANKER" he said and sat next to Prussia. "Prussia?" "hm?" "I miss Spain" he said scooting near Prussia. Prussia patted his head. "it's ok I do too little one. BUT AWESOME ME WILL ENTERTAIN YOU!" "HONHONHON In what way huh?" France said getting the perverted look on his face again. They all looked at him bulgy eyed. "what is it a crime to ask." " uuum lets just get going here why don't we?" Germany said still looking at Francis. "please keep your hands off of my brother." he said turning around and starting the car.
AUTHORS NOTE NYAAA
Well I hope you enjoyed part one to our very random Hetalia Fanfic. Be looking forward to the next chapter! And remember stop eating yellow pills my fellow guppies.
Credits to: Elizabeth Caffrey, Amber Greene & Alyssa Mince NYAAAAAA ^~^