Hi guys! This is the Sisterhood speaking. This is the first chapter of our story, Being Ninja (Or Not).
It is meant to be a funny, AU fanfic with it's serious moments, and takes place beginning in the original series. It's about four girls, beginning with the two Kaiki sisters Raikura and Hokura (Lightning and Fire Blossom). They are twins. There are two other characters, though. This fic is mainly about their lives and how they impact Naruto-verse. In the beginning, they may look like Mary-Sues, because they ARE quite powerful and pretty, but they have their flaws.
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Okay, we've kept you from the story long enough. So here's chapter one and the disclaimer:
Raikura: I am merely an OC.
Hokura: I am merely an OC.
Together: The Sisterhood of Traveling Kunai don't own Naruto or the Naruto Abridged or anything that they may use. Kishimoto-sensei owns Naruto and Masakox/Vegeta own Abridged. The Sisterhood only owns their version of the plotline, us, the other mystery OCs, and their own humor.
Raikura: So don't sue us. Please.
Hokura: *voice change* Or Else. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raikura: *gulps* Um… Hokura…
"RAIKURA-CHAN! HOKURA-CHAN!"
"WHAT?"
"Wait up!" Naruto Uzumaki yelled. The two girls groaned, but waited for their haphazard friend to catch up. His blue eyes gleamed as he swiped a hand through his blonde spikes. "I'm going to do a prank!"
"You generally are, Naruto." Raikura Kaiki said, smirking at him. Her intensely grey eyes flicked over to Hokura, who was jumping around trying to catch a butterfly.
"It's fun, though!" Naruto pouted, watching the younger twin (Hokura) bouncing. She was too hyper for her own good, Raikura thought with a sigh. But Hokura had pulled up her grades considerably for the Academy, and the older sibling was very proud. Seeing as their parents just ignored them most of the time and only truly acknowledged them when absolutely necessary, they were on their very lonesome. But the Kaiki twins didn't care. They were ninja!
"So, Naruto, what are you going to pull this time? Iruka-sensei's going to be annoyed."
"He's always annoyed!"
"Maybe that's for a reason."
"…nani?"
Raikura sighed," Just tell me what you're going to do."
"I'm going to paint the Hokage mountains!"
"That's such a good way to tell people that you respect them and want to become one!"
"Why are you so sarcastic, Raiku-chan? It's mean."
Raikura sighed, running a hand through her long black hair. Too tired…
"Nee-chan! Can we get ramen with Naruto? …"
"Fine. I'm not paying, though."
"ARIGATO!"
"Did you hear my prank, Hokura-chan?"
"No, what was it?" Hokura and Naruto went running down the street to Ichiraku Ramen Shop. Raikura followed, going a lot slower. Kami, these migraines from worrying about Naruto never get any better… ugh, I need aspirin. And I need to stop worrying. She groaned and massaged her temples.
"In some pain there, Kaiki?"
"As a matter of fact, yes, Uchiha, I am in an amount of pain." she replied frostily.
"Well, that's too bad. I guess I can just defeat you easier on the training ground." Sasuke said, jumping to the ground from the tree he was on.
Raikura ignored him, walking to Ichiraku's. To her absolute horror, the Uchiha sat next to her, continuing to talk. "Stupid… powerless… revenge… sister…" she started to tune him out completely, ordering a water and a small bowl of miso ramen.
"Are you not listening to me?"
"Why would I listen to an a** like you?" the words slipped out of her mouth unintentionally, making her wince.
"Wooo! Go Raikura! Tell him off!"
"STOP CURSING!"
"Did you just call me an a**?"
"Um, let me check. Yes, you baka!"
"DON'T CALL OUR SASUKE-KUN AN A**!"
"…sh*t." was the word that escaped from both Sasuke and Raikura's lips at the same time.
"RUN, RAIKURA, RUN!" Hokura screamed, laughing. Naruto was also doubled over in laughter as the unlikely two sprinted out of the ramen shop followed by the horde of rabid fangirls chasing after them.
"Should we help them?"
"Nah."
In An Alley, Somewhere In Konoha
"Did we lose them?"
"Shh." They were quiet for a few minutes.
"I hate you."
"Feelings reciprocated."
"If you hadn't insulted me, they wouldn't have noticed."
"Well, that's too bad, then."
There was silence from both of them.
"You know, this is really awkward. I'm trapped in the corner of a dark alley, distant from true civilization, with my worst enemy, hiding from a horde of fangirls."
"Will you shut up?"
"…no."
"Where did they go? Stupid girl, trying to seduce my Sasuke-kun."
Raikura almost laughed at the look on Sasuke's face, despite the pure disgust at the "seduce" part. Seriously, that was just gross. Ew.
"I think they went into this alley!"
Raikura and Sasuke went to move, but both found they couldn't.
"The chakra strings…"
"My chakra strings…" they had both tied up the other without noticing. They looked at each other, black eyes to grey, both showing the same emotion: fear.
"We're screwed."
"SASUKE-KUN!"
Meanwhile, Ichiraku's Ramen Shop
"NARUTO LET'S GET MORE RAMEN!"
"YEAH!"
Hokura and Naruto were bouncing wildly, eyes widened with hyperness. The fangirls had taken away any sense of control. Hokura checked her pockets, but only pulled out a few stray pieces of lint.
"You have any money?" she asked. Naruto shook his head, and the two walked away, mildly disheartened by the lack of ramen.