The Fox of Pirate's Cove
parody of Voltaire's "The Beast of Pirate's Bay"
*phone static*
[Verse 1]
Listen up, new night guard,
this tip is not to regale.
It might just save your life, but only if you listen well.
Just beyond the backstage of the characters we know...
Awaits the cap'n, out of order.
The Fox of Pirate's Cove.
[Verse 2]
They say he was a singer,
and that all the kids would see
'till he took a bite out of a child who was only three
His teeth are sharp as cutlasses.
His claws, they are like knives...
And if you dare move close enough,
he'd let ya climb inside!
[Chorus]
So~ don't forget to check the Cove
to make sure he's within. 'Cause if
you aren't vigilant, he'll surprise you with a grin.
He's lightning fast, so close the door
and pray he quickly goes...
You're not in costume. Coming for you,
The Fox of Pirate's Cove.
[Verse 3]
They say that he's the soul
of a child who'd been slain.
Trapped within the metal bot when his body had been maimed.
Some say he was innocent, but I'm quite sure I know,
he exactly knew what he wanted...
as he ate the frontal lobe!
[Chorus]
So~ don't forget to check the Cove
to make sure he's within. 'Cause if
you aren't vigilant, he'll surprise you with a grin.
He's lightning fast, so close the door
and pray he quickly goes...
You're not in costume. Coming for you,
The Fox of Pirate's Cove.
[Verse 4]
Vincent was a night guard,
went down to Pirate's Cove
nobody knew just why he did, but his atmosphere was cold
He ran into the closet room,
claiming ghosts were on his tail...
There was a CRUNCH. And a SCREAM~!
From within the Springtrap suit,
you can hear his dying wails!
[Chorus]
So~ don't forget to check the Cove
to make sure he's within. 'Cause if
you aren't vigilant, he'll surprise you with a grin.
He's lightning fast, so close the door
and pray he quickly goes...
You're not in costume. Coming for you,
The Fox of Pirate's Cove!
[Verse 5]
Schmidt was yet another,
and this you probably know,
he was the guard just before you, not so long ago
He managed to survive the nights,
but had to go because...
He messed with all the w-w-w-w-w-wiring,
and was fired from the job!
[Chorus]
So~ don't forget to check the Cove
to make sure he's within. 'Cause if
you aren't vigilant, he'll surprise you with a grin.
He's lightning fast, so close the door
and pray he quickly goes...
You're not in costume. Coming for you,
The Fox of Pirate's Cove!
...
[Verse 6]
Now the night is nearly over,
and before you go home-free,
I would like to share with you, one last tip from me.
Always remember to watch the power
gauge right down below...
'Cause the power just ran out, and I
don't feel quite alo-
*Screech followed by more static*
[Chorus]
So~ don't forget to check the Cove
to make sure he's within. 'Cause if
you aren't vigilant, he'll surprise you with a grin.
He's lightning fast, so close the door
and pray he quickly goes...
You're not in costume. Coming for you.
Listen to 'im knock, you know it's true.
You're not in costume. Coming for you,
The Fox of Pirate's Cove!