"Hi, this is Belladona…no last name, on April 7th and giving you a full report of everything everyday." The screen showed a bright five year old girl with light brown orangey hair that was pulled into millions of spikes. (Imagine a cross between the mad TV 'puff' named Britney Murphy and Envy from Full Metal Alchemist. She has 'Britney's hair color and Envy's style) She had Powerpuff sized eyes, braces, and an overly fast voice. It was as if she was hurrying before she forgot what to say. She also had a slight dip in her face where her nose should be, and nubs where her ears should be.
"As you have probably noticed this isn't my house." She continued on while swinging the camcorder around the place all wily dilly. "If you haven't seen the other videos then let me explain why I'm here and why I look like this." She added while gesturing round with a hand that had sunken in fingers before turning the camera back to herself energetically.
"The professor as you know wanted the perfect little girls, so he mixed sugar, spice, and everything nice to create the Powerpuff girls" She started before murmuring under her breath.
"Like we haven't heard the narrator a million times with that crud."
She rolled her eyes in an exaggerated kind of motion.
"Anyways, he spilled Chemical X in the bowl on accident. So to make sure the girls didn't touch it and to prevent something bad happening he wanted to neutralize it with anti X. Simple right? Well turns out that Jojo had switched some labels around so the professor accidentally added chemical Y to the solution. Great so their were three things that could have happened to me…" She said brightly. Then she took a deep breath and began counting out the next few points.
"One, I melt. Two, I turn into a guy. Or three, the chemical Y will slow down then speed up the Chemical X." She paused then continued.
"As you can see the first two didn't happen. I didn't melt because
I'm obviously here talking and documenting my every living moment. Not to mention editing out the dumb stuff. And I hope to the dear lord God above you can tell the difference between boy and girl. If I were a boy I'd have a name like Brick, Boomer, or Butch and go gallivanting off and calling myself a 'RowdyRuff boy.'" She smiled nervously before continuing.
"Hehehe…alright it happens today. I had a vision about it months ago. Anywho since I got slowed down I ended up stabilizing two months late. Yes I know that's bad. However, my powers are slightly better then theirs. They should look like this by the time they are maybe eight I guess. Weirdly enough I stayed five. Then again who can explain nuclear stabilization? "
"Anyway I also have stronger eye lasers and I'm psychic…but professor says that those aren't my special powers. The first is from the stabilization thing and the second is just something I do that my powers expanded one e.g. so basically having a vision about anybody other than myself at any given moment." Belladona grinned and started to say more when a loud rude voice rang out of nowhere.
"Bella shut the cruddy self narration and get down here NOW! Its breakfast."
Then a sweet voice said "Buttercup that wasn't nice." This statement of course was coupled with a snort from the 'not nice' girl. Belladona chuckled to herself.
"Bella breakfast!" Came the different voice of a happy medium girl. Belladona rolled her eyes calmly.
"Well sounds like they're up. Let's go...oh right, I'm here because mom agrees with me that the boys will be great footage and let me sleep over. Now let's go." At this Bella ran out of the guest room and downstairs.
"This" She said swinging the camera towards the blonde, "Is Bubbles."
Bubbles waved and smiled sweetly.
"She is the total sickly-sweet girl who is nice, artsy, popular, not so sharp, stereotype blonde to the extreme." Bubbles of course missed the last part and remained waving joyfully.
"This," She said pointing to Blossom, "Is the strait A Mary Sue that's perfect in everything and anything she puts her mind to; including being a world class thief and geek. She's also the smartest of us and will get 587 out of 600 on her S.A.T… but I wasn't supposed to tell her that."
"Bella not before noon please" Blossom tried to reason with her.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any who, this is Buttercup. She is rude, mean, and a cross dresser 'cause that can't be a girl!" She started as she swung the camera to look at the brunet…however, she didn't get farther than this because said 'cross dresser' decided to attack her while screaming.
"Bella give me that dang camera or I swear you'll never tape again!" Her eyes were extremely livid as she tried to pumble Belladonna to the ground.
"Help" Cried Bella. The camera now only showed things inside the house moving faster than the human eye could ever hope to see. However the person now watching was a slight exception. The lips parted in a smile now relishing in the information of her childhood but quickly turned into a frown as the tape clipped to another part that was already edited. Belladonna's voice was heard again.
"O.K so the start of this mess should start about…now." On her mark the hot line rang and Bubbles shot up to grab it. She quickly took the phone and smiled with glee.
"Hello?" She answered politely. After some input from the other side she continued. "Who may I say is calling?" A few more words were exchanged and she shouted.
"Professor there's a stranger on the phone!" This of course caused Bella to smack her forehead and murmur to herself.
"I can't believe that she doesn't know why she's called the dumb one. This is just too pathetic for me to handle." However, she came to the conclusion that the apple didn't fall far from the tree as the professor grabbed the phone and answered cheerfully.
"Hello mister stranger. What can I do for you?" After some more babbling from the stranger the professor answered with, "Well lets see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice…oh and now this ones important. Accidentally add a drop of chemical X and viola!" A shout from the 'stranger' on the other end of the phone. "I also have a great recipe for pound" The phone hung up before the Professor could even get his full sentence out.
"Well that was only barely interesting footage." Belladonna commented at that. Then scene cut again. Bella's voice rang out over the distant roar of a monster. "And now we see Bubbles…being Bubbles." This comment was directed towards the fact that while a monster fell close to her Bubbles was standing perfectly still instructing lady bugs to fly away in English. Apparently not realizing that she could speak ladybug. "You know I could call her stupid but that's an insult to dumb people." She mused as the monster came crashing down on her.
Of course she flew out perfectly fine but still, not to smart. "O.K now according to my vision the bad guys should be here right about…now." No sooner than she said 'now' a new voice was heard.
"Why don't you guys pick on somebody your own size?" A boy with a red cap questioned. The girls gasped as they scowled up at them. A short distance away stood three little boys. All of them were color coded and looking like they were looking for a fight. This was obviously true.
"Hi I'm Belladonna. Most call me Bella. Pink is Blossom, blue is Bubbles and green is Buttercup. Who are you?" Bella asked politely as the camera zoomed in on the boys.
"We're the Rowdyruff Boys, and we wanna fight!" The boys exclaimed. A punch from each boy sent the girls (except Bella whom had flown over to a brick wall) flying into separate directions.
"What's up with those guys?" Blossom asked more herself than anyone.
"Um hi again. Could you please tell me your names separately? You all have different names right?" Bella asked as she flew right down in front of them.
"Brick" Came the rude reply of the red Ruff. He flicked his hand over his red cap and crossed his arms angrily. Apparently he wasn't to keen on being interrupted in the middle of a fight for something like this.
"Boomer" Came the slightly less rude reply from the blue Ruff. His arms were crossed to, but by the position he was in it seemed he was slightly less frustrated by the fact that the fight had been paused for the moment.
"Butch" Came the rudest reply from the green Ruff. Instead of crossing his arms he held them out as if ready to punch the living daylights out of someone. His eyes screamed blood lust.
"Give us one good reason not to whoop you!" Brick demanded.
"I'm not a puff." Bella replied. "You're here to beat the puffs aren't you?" Bella pointed out while gesturing to her non matching outfit. An orange miniskirt with black pants under it, and an orange sweater with a black denim jacket. She also had a black choker with an orange 'Bella' hanging like the silver dog tag on a dog collar. Black boots and gloves completed the outfit.
"WE DON'T CARE!" The boys exclaimed, knocking Belladonna into the sky.
"I think they're asking for a butt whooping!" Buttercup exclaimed. She zipped into action as fast as possible to get the first punch. The boys, flushed with excitement in having been first, began to laugh...until of course Buttercup knocked their leader into a dumpster and preceded to pumble the life out of him.
Then Boomer and Butch came to the rescue of their 'fearless leader', and began flooring Buttercup before laying kicks and punches on her body. Blossom and Bubbles slammed themselves against the two of them, sending them sliding along the asphalt next to Brick.
"Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!" Said Brick as he glared at the three menacingly.
"Yeah" Boomer added.
"What are you guys, new?" Blossom asked as Bubbles helped Buttercup to her feet.
"Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!" Bubbles exclaimed with the same vigor as the boys.
"And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!" Buttercup exclaimed as she balled her fist.
"Well, then...I guess we'll just have to serve it up!" Brick said happily as he shrugged and smirked at his two brothers. They nodded at him then turned back to the girls.
Brick flew toward his counterpart and slammed right into her, causing her to crash right into a nearby wall. Blossom growled and lunged back at him while trying to avoid each laser beam he fired at her.
The two circled each other for a few seconds more until moving in and slamming against each other with powerful force.
Boomer and Bubbles were attacking and dodging each other in a similar fashion to Brick and Blossom. They tried to stay clear of the up close contact but when Boomer finally landed a punch Bubbles got angry and tackled him. Boomer kicked her off and she began shooting her eye beams at him until he was forced away.
The fight was in no way brutal but it was good enough to get Bubbles going and on the guard. She was practically on her toes every few seconds dodging and trying to land hits. Boomer seemed to be having no trouble with the fight as of yet.
Buttercup and Butch were completely different with fighting. Butch punched relentlessly and Buttercup countered his attacks. The two fighters were a matched pair. Buttercup would land a punch and Butch would get a good kick in. they hardly used powers unless it was necessary, which for this battle it might be.
Finally the fight began to come to an end as the three Powerpuff girls were choked and sent flying to the ground by each of there separate counterparts.
"Look! Up in the sky!" A man said as he observed from down below.
"It's a missile!" A woman guessed.
"It's a bomb!" Somebody else said.
"It's a death ray!" A man tried to explain.
"Usually after the third one its Underdog but in this case I'll make an exception" Bella said calmly.
"Why didn't you help them…In fact what are you doing here with that stupid camera? You look different, and wear a different stupid outfit? What and who do you think you're fooling?" Brick asked as he started examining her closely.
"Ah confused anger; I can use that in a scene." She said zooming in and totally disregarding Brick's questions.
"IT'S THE GIRLS!" Miss Bellum finally guessed correctly after the many different attempts at guesses.
"Bingo" Bella said flying after them to get the crash shot.
The entire town was submersed in a soundless, blinding flash of white light as the girls hit ground. The horrified townspeople shielded their eyes so they wouldn't have to see the horrible sight before them.
"Oh I can use this in a Nagasaki film flash!" Bella squealed happily. From some distance away, triumphant laughter burst forth from the three boys. Bella flew up in time to catch the boys hovering over the bodies of their vanquished prey with cruel, satisfied grins.
"Well, that takes care of them." Brick said gleefully. He rubbed his hands together and put his hands behind his neck in a relaxed pose.
"Can we get her next?" Boomer asked looking in Bella's camera. He seemed just a bit agitated that she was there filming them. It was as if she didn't consider them a threat and that was a major insult to the poor blue boy.
"Let's go back to Mojo's place and celebrate first!" Butch suggested and the boys headed back to the mentioned area. All with thoughts of a great celebration.
The scene cut again but the one watching the video knew what was happening between the clips and didn't seem to care.
The Powerpuff girls stood in front of the boys, but no longer as formidable warriors of justice and peace. Coy, flirtatious smiles now adorned their lips instead of malice filled anger and livid eyes.
They raised their fair lashed lids and each flashed an alluring smile at the three very confused boys. Drifting over by their side, the girls bestowed a single warm, affectionate, very nice kiss on the cheek of each counterpart. (Strawberry's onto Apple, Aquamarine's onto Sapphire, and Perish onto
Emerald)
"Yeah, I had to get that shot!" Bella said happily. She was practically squealing with delight at the scene before her.
The three boys screamed and grabbed there heads as if they were in pain. They each shot death looks at the three girls before glowing there assigned colors. If the girls hadn't known any better they would have guessed the boys were powering up for another attack.
But at the final moment the boys screamed one last timer before blowing up, leaving no trace of there presence other than the wrecked city behind them.
"Oh, shut up, Mojo!" Came a voice as Mojo was dragged away, cussing furiously at the fact he had once again lost.
"Again with the narrator!" Came Bella's shout of anger.
"Yeah if I had a tongue you'd be on the receiving end sister."
"Lucky you don't have shins 'cause I kick hard."
"Bella stop arguing with the narrator" Blossom barked. Bella rolled her eyes but stopped for the moment.
"I kinda LIKE kissing!" Blossom said to Bubbles with untold enthusiasm.
"Yeah!" The blond agreed with a small giggle as she held her hands together in total joy.
"Two confessions on tape. And you Buttercup?" Bella said zooming up on the green puff, which had jumped into a nearby garbage can and puked on the scene.
"Denial!" Bella said calmly and the screen went black.
"Well what is it?" Came the voice from the headphones.
"You got beat by a kiss red?" Asked the person.
"Don't call me that! Is it the same girl?" Asked Brick.
"I don't know. Wrong tape, edited too much but she has phone bills to Milan and Alaska where her companions are."
"Yeah Mitch has Princess in Milan and Mike is watching Robin. Her two best friends we have tabs on…however we still have to figure out whom and where she is. If she's even fighting crime she could be a civilian for all we know. Just keep tracking that Momoko girl till we're sure."
"Yeah, yeah" The boy said, as he began picking up Band Aid's. He put it on and his orange locks changed to red, as did his eyes. His clothes remained the same orange hoody, black pants, and matching shoes. He changed into a red and black street gang jacket with matching pants and wheeled shoes before taking the film back. He needed his disguise when going out and hoped that she was the same girl.
BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! BING!
"Oh no Kuriko is never late to school!" Momoko murmured unhappily as she grabbed her bow and delicately took the fabric off to reveal a metallic bow shaped remote. She turned the switch on under imotto while a yawn was heard from Kuriko's room. She then turned on the switch under Okasan. Her mother's voice was heard.
She put her hair in the 'trademark' ponytail and put the fabric back on the bow and put it on her head "Three years, this might be my best hideout yet." She murmured. She reached under her pillow and hugged the same picture that was in her locket.
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup standing next to each other with the Professor was standing next to Sudusa behind them. Blossom was looking at the Professor with joy in her face while Buttercup was glaring daggers at Sudusa. Bubbles was trying in vain to get the camera shy Belladonna out from behind Sudusa who was for once helping the girls. Professor was laughing at the whole thing. She smiled.
"SISTER" Kuriko called.
"I'm coming!" Momoko called fully transformed.