Story: Final Fantasy IX: Eiko's Kitchen Remastered
Authors: Master Jin Sonata, Time Master, & Granis Koaishine
Written: August 2007
Remastered: June 29th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Mild Language)
Disclaimer: We do not own Square-Enix and its cute little chef in training
Eiko's Kitchen: Take 1
The camera pans toward a large counter in the middle of a lavish medieval kitchen. Eiko walks on screen, wearing an over-sized chef's hat and apron, and hoists herself onto a stool that sat behind the counter.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to Eiko's kitchen! I'm your host and chef: Eiko Carol! Today we are going to show you how to make some easy Beef Stew! First you need a large crock pot!"
Eiko ducks behind the counter and begins going through the pots and pans under the cabinet, tossing them all around the set as she searched for her favorite cast-iron pot.
"Dammit! Where did I put it?" Eiko whines, as she cannot seem to find her pot. She then looks back at the camera.
"Um…I'll be right back, folks!" Eiko smiles cheesily to the audience, before running off the set.
3 Minutes Later...
Eiko returns to the set dragging a very large and very heavy looking pot. She struggles as she tries to lift it onto the stove, but eventually gets it up there.
"Ahem, sorry about the slight delay. I had to borrow some iron material and had it reinforced into a pot. Anyways, let's begin by getting the necessary ingredients to make our st—" Eiko says, before being interrupted.
Suddenly, Steiner storms onto the set completely naked and stops in front of Eiko. The camera, of course, is censoring Steiner indecency.
"Hey! Give me back my armor you little brat!" Steiner demands, jumping up and down in a huff.
"Ew, gross! Put some clothes on you dirty old man!" Eiko yells out, disgusted at what she was seeing.
"Well I would if you didn't make off with my armor while I was in the shower!" Steiner shot back.
Eiko sighs heavily.
"Stop the camera…" Eiko grumbles as the camera turns off with a 'We are Experiencing Technical Difficulties' screen'.
Continue on to the next chapter!