Story: Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories Remastered
Authors: Master Jin Sonata and Time Master
Written: August 16th, 2007
Remastered: July 2nd, 2016
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Rating: T (Mild Language, Violence)
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto, but we do own the chain of events that will follow!
The camera pans to a newsroom in an undisclosed location within The Village Hidden In The Leaves. Behind the news desk were two anchors: Kakashi Hatake, and Might Guy, wearing grey business suits instead of their normal outfits.
Announcer: And now for the most reliable news anywhere, this is The Hidden Leaf Village News At Five!
Kakashi: Hello, I'm Chief Anchor Kakashi Hatake, and this is my Co-Anchor, Meat Guy…
Might Guy: H-hey! That's not my name, Kakashi!
Kakashi: Oh, pardon me, it seems that there was a typo on this page…it actually says Mighty Gay Guy…
Might Guy: …Uh…anyways, we are here to give you a preview of what this fic is all about!
Kakashi: Indeed. For the next several chapters, we will show you many crazy stories involving your favorite ninjas doing some pretty strange things.
Might Guy: Below is the list of future tales that will follow this initial report. Ahem…
Story 1: Naruto Takes Jiraiya To Court
Featuring: Naruto, Jiraiya, Ebisu, Gamabunta and The Third Hokage
Story 2: Orochimaru's Daycare Service
Featuring: Orochimaru, Kabuto, Zabuza, Haku, Itachi, and Kisame
Story 3: Sasuke's Gang: The Greatest Heist
Featuring: Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru, Choji, and Neji
Story 4: Gaara vs Indiana Jones
Featuring: Gaara, Kankuro, Shino, and Indiana Jones
Story 5: Sakura and Ino's Supergirl Squad
Featuring: Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari
Story 6: Tsunade's Gambling Problem
Featuring: Tsunade, Shizune
Might Guy: In between each tale, we will return to you with updates and new info on how the characters are faring after their circumstances.
Kakashi: And there you have it. Now, let the Ultimate Ninja Stories begin!
Might Guy: Yes! Let the stories burn on with the passion of youth!
Might Guy gives his trademark winking smile and thumbs-up to the camera, which causes it to break, making the screen go black but with the sound still in tact.
Kakashi: Oh great, your gleaming smile caused our news camera to break again. This is coming out of your pay.
Might Guy: Aw damn…now I'll never be able to afford that new purple Taijutsu outfit I saw at Macy's.
Kakashi: (Sighs) Just get on with the story already…
Continue on to the next chapter!