This is just a oneshot based on one day (Wednesday, Dec. 7th 2005) during my life. XD now, for a tiny break from my hug fic (which you should all read) is this cute, ridiculous fic. Hope you like it… even though it wouldn't happen… lol... it starts with… well you'll see.

Disclaimer: Fullmetal isn't mine –cries- but this moment is! XD woot!

Riza sighed softly, staring at Roy as he stood before her desk. His face was bright red, either from yelling or embarrassment.

"What is the meeting of this! This is some sick joke! I never thought you would pull something like this, Hawkeye!"

She just stared at him briefly, expressionless, as if waiting for something.

"…maa'm" He added, his eyes shifting toward the far wall. By this point his face resembled the color of Ed's jacket, if that was even possible.

"But it's your 'sick' joke, Mustang. And I'll advice you to show me more respect." She was enjoying every minute of this, though her face remained expressionless.

"Of course, maa'm." He said, refusing to look at her. Sure he had said it, but he never would have guessed it would backfire on him like this.

"Are you finished?" She asked softly, staring at him.

"…No…." He mumbled at a very childish fashion, crossing his arms momentarily before returning them to their self-appointed job. "You're not really making me go out there like this?"

"And why not?" She said, suppressing her urge to laugh.

His face now resembled one of a person who'd just eaten a whole lemon. He said nothing.

"hm?" She persisted.

"Because… you should be me and I should be you."

"Well, if you actually did your paperwork then that would be true." She said, signing her name across a document.

"…But why this!" He exclaimed, pointing at himself.

"I'm just making a point." She finally let herself smirk at him.

Roy frowned, leaning over the desk. "Ok, I get it! ...Fuhrer…. now please don't make me leave like this."

She sighed, "Alright. Now, go do your paperwork."

He sighed, saluting with his right hand, leaving his left at his side. He turned and began to walk toward his desk across the room.

Riza still smirked, watching him walk away. 'Maybe he did have a point… That miniskirt does show off his ass...'

Haha, just funny little oneshot to give me a little break from my mega fic… XDDDD hope you enjoyed it. Haha.