Mount my Blade _ !1!11!
By PyroFortress AKA SUPER ULTRA MEGAZORD COMBINATION ROBOT WARRIOR HEROIC DISGUISE 'N' CHANGE LEADER MAN(or adolf_hitler)/J4ckson aka Crazytopings- based on real events
Intomyducton
King Harlaus, or Butterlord as his friends called him, was a kawaii anime fan with an IQ of 145 who is also a furry atheist with purple eyes, white hair, and magical powers. His purple eyes were given to him when he was bby by the Doge of the Rhodok Republic. On his first day of high school he got bullied by Doge Graveth so he went super saiyan 3 and super spirit bombed him further than the Sarranid Sultanate. He then began spewing butter out of every hole (yes, even the peepee and poopoo hole) and then Doge Graveth drowned and Harlaus wrote about it in his diary while cutting himself (he's bipolar(and bi/pan sexual)BTW).
Then, on his way to school he saw his senpai Count Devlian, his armour shining in the golden sunlight. Harlaus could no longer resist, he thrust himself toward Devlian while removing his kingly crown and armour. He drew his massive 6 foot greatsword and CHOPPED HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!1!11!11! (both of them)
That's when Papyrus (the Nigger Jew Skeleton) brought his big black, bony, skeleton cock into the mix riding in on Frisky his royal steed. You think that is all wait till the next paragraph.
When the orogy was just starting to get wet and sticky a "MESA MESA" was heard from the top of a hill. Standing there in his majestic armour the Dark Sith Lord Jar Jar Binks appeared with his BIG, JUICY, lightsaber out and dangling and began thrusting it into Papyrus who squealed in pleasure as he was also getting his dick sucked by Nopooplian Bonerfart and sucking the dick of King Harlaus. This skeleton was turning white with cum. You think things can't get worse well you are wrong.
Jews were being fucked to death by Jar Jar's impressive blaster that's reserves never seemed to be empty and then Hitler and Stalin were found fucking around the corner of a house. They too joined the mix and then later they all made a big development in their relationship.
Together the got married as lesbians because they both also got sex changes because lesbian porn is hotter than gay porn and by the power of the Poloski also know as the Popes of the church of Hey Arnold they were married and they lived happily ever after fucking to the ends of the map in sweet lesbian fashion.
But of course the concept of "happily ever after" was only made up by black gay jew's in the concentration camps to cope will their inevitable and well deserved demise. You see, King Harlaus was only able to "enjoy" his time for a short while, before the My Little Khanate horde came storming through his lands ravaging villages and towns, and soon they would ravage him.