A Girl Can Dream

Conversation with myself as of five minutes ago, when I was stepping out of the shower:

me 1 – You've procrastinated successfully. You managed to make it through the most stressful and calorie-filled time of your life thus far, read 52 books so far this year, and even dyed your hair turquoise.
me 2 – Don't hate. It makes me look sexy.
me 1 – Don't change the subject. WRITE. A. FUCKING. FANFIC. ALREADY.
me 2 – The precious is ours.

And then it all started going downhill.

Disclaimer: Go to YouTube. Watch a video called "Writer's Blok by Ja¢kson Pearce". This will explain everything. (Yes, I know my disclaimers are weird.)

"Rose!"

I turn around, causing the cluster of second years behind me to swerve around, one knocking the bag out of my hands and running away fearfully. I see Scorpius Malfoy at the opposite end of the hall, waving feverishly and beginning to run through the crowd, a weird look in his eye.

"Scorpius!" I call back jovially, and I begin to run stupidly to him as well.

We meet in the middle of the corridor, and he opens his mouth to say something. But it's too late. I already know what he's going to say, so I launch my small body as close to his face as I can get, and begin full-on snogging him. There are wolf-whistles and catcalls, and Scorpius finally lets go of me.

His eyes shining, he goes down on one knee as I watch bemusedly.

"Rose Weasley, I've loved you since before I even met you. Will you – no, I won't even let you have a choice. We'll get married."

"Yes. I consent to this forced bondage," I squeal, and Albus, Hugo, Lily, and a few more of my cousins (I'm too lazy to keep track of them all at the moment) break down in touching tears of pure joy.

"Con-sum-mate! Con-sum-mate!" The cheers start up, and we are only too happy to oblige.

Nine months later, our twin boys are born in the middle of the Transfiguration classroom (my favourite class). We name the first one Ladislas, and the other one Björn.

Or maybe I just wave at Scorpius from down the hall as he catches up to go to Charms.

But, hey. A girl can dream.

If you know me personally at all, I'm so sorry. XD