A Time Out and a Checkup

By Shadowgate

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Craig and his friends sat down at the table in the cafeteria as lunch time was beginning.

Almost immediately Butters became angry and started growling.

Clyde and Token gave him weird looks.

Craig decided to ignore it and said "Clyde did you check out the new Accept CD?"

Clyde replied "Blind Rage is great, just as great as all Accept albums."

Tweek said "I agree but I'm so sad Motley Crue is retired."

Token said in a deep voice "all bad things must come to an end."

Butters slammed his fist down and yelled "I WISH MY GRANDMA WOULD COME TO AN END. I WISH MY WHOLE FAMILY WOULD COME TO AN END. GODDAMN BULLSHIT!"

Craig said "that's it Butters you need to go stand and face that wall for 10 minutes and calm down."

Butters moaned but did what Craig told him to.

Clyde's eyes widened and he said "whoa Craig you put Butters in time out."

Craig smiled and said "yeah you're right."

Stan and Kyle looked over and they were impressed. Kenny said "I hope he doesn't need another trip to Hawaii."

Kyle said "no I think his parents did something horrible to him."

Stan said "what else is new?"

Craig went on to say "oh how I look forward to seeing Cannibal Corpse in Denver."

Tweek said "oh you're a lucky guy my parents won't let me go to a Cannibal Corpse concert."

Craig said "well shit Tweek your dad is so insane if he does sell you into slavery Cannibal Corpse will write a song about it."

Everyone laughed and Tweek jerked.

After 10 minutes past Craig said "Butters come back and eat your lunch" and signaled him with his fingers.

Butters sat down and ate his lunch.

After lunch all the kids walked through the hallway and were heading out to recess.

Craig told his group "everyone stop because it's checkup time."

Craig along with Clyde, Butters, Token, Tweek, and Jimmy all stopped.

Butters asked "who's getting a checkup?"

Craig answered "you are."

Butters said "okay should we head to the clinic then?"

Craig said "a behavioral checkup I mean. Are you alright Butters?"

Butters answered "yes I've calmed down now. I was mad because my grandma threw up in my room and then blamed me. Then I got in trouble because since my parents thought it was me I 'didn't make it to the toilet' like I was supposed to. This happened over the weekend but I'm grounded for a week."

Craig said "oh your grandma is one mean bitch alright."

Clyde asked "why didn't you tell your parents it wasn't you and you weren't sick?"

Butters answered "like they'd believe me."

Clyde said "well I mean did you ask them to take your temperature?"

Butters said "that wouldn't have done any good you know an adult will be believed over a child."

Clyde said "oh good point."

Craig asked "how do you feel right now? By that I mean sick or well."

Butters said "oh I feel much better now."

Clyde said "let me feel your forehead."

Clyde felt Butters forehead and said "it's cool."

Craig went on to say "well I'm glad that time out calmed you down and I do believe there should be certain times when friends hug each other."

Craig and Butters hugged and then they went out to recess.

THE END