AN: THIS IS A DIALOGUE-ONLY STORY! IF FLAMERS DO NOT LIKE, FLAMERS SHOULD NOT READ! So, since I've been writing quite a few Jara drafts, I thought I might post this. It was so much fun to write. By the way, I have NOTHING against GLTB (Or something like that.) It's just that I was trying to portray Patricia. Oh yeah, by the way, they go back and forth.
Jerome. Patricia.
"Patricia?"
"What, Jerome?"
"Will you stop blasting Linkin Park?"
"Why?"
"If I listen to New Divide one more time, I might kill somebody."
"Okay. This effects me how?"
"Just stop."
"That's not what your boyfriend said."
"I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not homo. But your mom sure is."
"Haha, very funny. Idiot."
"I may be an idiot, but I'm the coolest idiot you'll ever get to meet."
"Not to mention oh-so-modest."
"Sorry Trix, but that was a fail comeback."
"You know what was a fail? Your dads condom."
"Eh. Better. But you know what won't get any better?"
"The priceless look on your face when Mara rejects you?"
"I was going to say Linkin Park, actually."
"Oh yeah? If my songs are so bad, what music do you listen to?"
"Bruno Mars is cool."
"Your joking right?"
"Uh, no?"
"Homo."
"What do you have against homos? They're pretty cool."
"So you admit to it? Your gay?"
"Ugh! Your a hopeless case."
"We found love in a hopeless place."
"Only a mother would love a face like yours."
"It's a song, dumbass. It rhymed, so It had to be said."
"Had?"
"Had."
"Well okay then, weirdo."
"..."
"Hey Trixie."
"..."
"Trixie?"
"..."
"YO TRIXIE!"
"What do you want from me?"
"Sorry."
"Uh why?"
"Because you were crying in your emo corner when I called you weird."
"Jerome?"
"Yes?"
"Go to hell."
"I'll go to hell, when it freezes over."
"Harry Potter?"
"Harry Potter is for geeky, nerd-twerps."
"So Mara Jaffray is a geeky, nerd-twerp.?"
"I love Harry Potter."
"You'd change yourself for her?"
"Yeah."
"That's retarded."
"You're face is retarded."
"Thank you, I love it when perverts call me retarded."
"Thank you, I love it when goths are sarcastic."
"I'm sensing deja vu."
"I'm not a pervert. I'm a handsome young man with chick magnet powers."
"Okay...?"
"So Mara likes Harry Potter?"
"Gosh, you really can't get over her can you?"
"Why don't you like talking about her?"
"Because, if she gets hurt, I'll murder you."
"I can say the same to you. How may times have you made Amber cry?"
"Veinte-dos."
"What is that, French?"
"Yep. Idiot."
"You're stubborn."
"You're an arse."
"You want my arse."
"Do I? I haven't noticed."
"You do."
"Yes, because pale, skinny arses are attractive."
"You are really sarcastic."
"No shit, Sherlock."
"Maybe I should kiss you."
"What? So I can add to your list of girls you've kissed?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"No."
"Please?"
"Okay!"
"Really?"
"Nope"
"Didn't think so."
"Good."
"Soo..."
"JEROME CLARKE!"
"Yes...?"
"You kissed me!"
"Way to state the obvious."
"I told you not to!"
"Well, Jerome Clarke does not follow the rules."
"Jerome AGNUS Clarke."
"How do you know my middle name?"
"I dig in files."
"Patricia ALYCE Williamson."
"Okay? Whats so bad about my middle name?"
"Ever read Twilight?"
"Bite me"
"Will do."
"Pervert."
"Wow. Are you seriously listening to Evanscence? My Immortal is old."
"So is your mother, but you still listen to her."
"Good one."
"Thanks."
"..."
"..."
"Eddie's cute huh?"
"Homo."
"No! I mean you like him."
"Eh, he's cute, but not my type."
"What's your type?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"So, I can get you a beau."
"HA! Like you did, Alfie?"
"Hey! Alfie and Amber are now happily in a relationship."
"Not because of you."
"Well who stole Amber's dress?"
"..."
"Who knew that Alfie would return it to her?"
"..."
"Who worked his butt off for his mate, so he didn't have a date to prom?"
"Okay! Okay! You helped him. Are you happy now?"
"Ecstatic. Bloody ecstatic."
"Do you really wanna know my type?"
"I can guess."
"Like what?"
"Blonde, tall, icy blue eyes?"
"Yep."
"You know Trixie, you don't have to hide your feelings."
"Um, what do you mean?"
"Just because I like Mara, doesn't mean we can't be friends with benefits."
"You're disgusting, and besides, I like Hunter Braucci."
"Ew. Him?"
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's not blonde, tall, or icy blue eyed!"
"Yeah? So? He has shaggy black hair, average height, and orbs of ebony."
"You make him sound attractive."
"Because he is."
"You make me sick."
"What the hell! I'm not the perv!"
"I am NOT a perv!"
"Jerome, if I got a penny for every time you looked down my shirt, I'd be rich."
"So? I'm being a guy!"
"Ugh! Don't you care what people think of you?"
"Don't you?"
"What the hell do you mean?"
"You're damn emo!"
"I am not emo! I don't cry myself to sleep, or cut, or worship the devil!"
"Those are stereotypes of an emo!"
"Atleast I don't 'do' every girl I see!"
"I haven't done you!"
"Because I haven't let you!"
"No, because you're ugly as hell!"
"Excuse me?"
"You, Patricia Williamson, are as ugly as hell!"
"I hate you!"
"I hate you more!"
"I doubt it, if I had a rifle, I'd bash your head with it!"
"Why not just shoot?"
"Because bashing will cause more pain!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Why Hunter?"
"Is this really what this is about?"
"Of course not!"
"You're jealous of Hunter!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Okay! What if I am?"
"Then I won't bash your head in with a rifle."
"Fine! I'm jealous! I'm jealous that Hunter caught your eye! After me waiting!"
"Waiting?"
"Yes! I like you okay? You're different!"
"Thanks..."
"Thanks? That's all I get?"
"..."
"..."
"I like you too..."
"Thanks. So what now?"
"So is your mom."
"What?"
HAHAH! PATRICIA IS SUCH A TURN OFF. So, please review. I will not except comments about my writing style. Also, I like dialogue-only stories, so I wrote one. If you don't, DON'T READ IT!
xx
Jessica