Ok I saw this fake photo with Ronnie Anne wearing a dress and I figured this would make a great episode. So I figured why the hell not. I don't own the Loud House.
It's sunny day at Royal Woods elementary, Ronnie Anne is having lunch with Paige. "You know I want to know why you're having lunch with me instead of Lincoln?" Paige asked.
"I just need a break from Lincoln and his friends. Just some girl time, so you seen the new Spider-man trailer?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Heck yeah I had my dad pre-order the game." said Paige.
"I have to admit the game has to look better then last Spider-man game." said Ronnie Anne.
"Tell me about it, I doing side missions." said Paige and drank some milk.
"Here's hoping the new Spider-man game is going to be awesome." Ronnie Anne said.
Then they see Cristina put up a poster and the two gamer girls look at the poster on the wall. "The miss pre-teen pageant?" Paige read the poster.
"Ugh! I hate pageants, they're so stupid and dumb." Ronnie Anne groaned.
"I rather play a Barbie game than enter a pageant." Paige replied.
"Those exist?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"I hope not." Paige gulped.
"This sounds like something Lola Loud would do." Ronnie Anne said. "You know Lincoln's six year old sister."
"Um no I wouldn't." Lola said and walked passed the two gamers.
"You two aren't going to enter that pageant right?" Cristina asked.
"I rather lick the bathroom floor." Ronnie Anne replied.
"I rather play No man's sky because it looks boring!" Paige said.
"I'm entering because my mom's making me." Cristina sighed.
"Sorry to hear that." Paige said. "Ronnie Anne promise to beat me up with your skateboard."
"Same but make it an angry cat." Ronnie Anne said.
"You got it." Paige nodded.
Later that night, Ronnie Anne and Carlota are watching how jelly beans are made. "You sure there's nothing good on?" Carlota asked.
"I checked and nothing good. Unless you want to watch a Cartoon Network Reboot?" Ronnie Anne said.
"Good point." said Carlota.
Then Maria walks in the door and sighs. "What a day." She looks to the couch and sees Ronnie Anne and Carlota on the couch. "Hi girls!"
"Hey Mom." Ronnie Anne greeted.
"Hi aunt Maria." said Carlota.
"Hey Ronalda, I got the weekend off along with the next two weekends we can go and do whatever you want." said Maria. "Not shopping, just whatever you want sweetie."
"That sounds cool." said Ronnie Anne.
"There's also something else you need to know." said Maria.
"You're sending me to military school!?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Heavens no! I'm not doing that!" said Maria.
"Then what is it?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Well I signed you up for the miss pre-teen pageant." Maria confessed.
"You what?!" Ronnie Anne exclaimed as she jolted off the couch.
"Lucky you." Carlota said.
"Mom I hate pageants they're stupid and girly!" Ronnie Anne exclaimed.
"Sweetie, I signed you up for a good reason, to give you a break from the stuff you usually do." said Maria.
"Well I like the stuff I do!" Ronnie Anne replied.
"Well I don't want you playing video games or skateboarding until the pageant is over." Maria said.
"Well I'm not competing." Ronnie Anne said.
"Yes you are, whether you like it or not!" Maria stated.
"Well I don't like it!" Ronnie Anne shouted and ran upstairs to her room.