Calvin and Hobbes story
Spaceman Spiff meets Spacewoman Puff
6+3= 1,000,000
3+4= 2
9+1= I can't answer this question due to affiliation of my religion
.....his imagination starts to took over.
Our brave hero, Spaceman Spiff is hit! Valorous Spaceman Spiff has crashed on a strange planet. The planet's atmosphere is thick with vile fume and gases! Our hero can hardly breathe. Spiff must find help quickly.....but is there any life on this hostile world? The explorer surveys the landscape. Who knows what danger lie hidden in the cratered terrain? He discovers! Vague shape stalking around in the fog.
6+3= 9
3+4= 7
9+1= 10
......her imagination starts to took over
Our brilliant hero, Spacewoman Puff spots a inhabitant planet! Fearless Spacewoman Puff gently landed on the alienate planet. The planet's atmosphere is stored with toxic fume! Our hero can hardly breathe! Eyes gaze on the strange land. Spacewoman Puff declared her land! She stabbed the flag in the ground. Oh no! Something zooms across the space. It was some form of flying object. She refuse let anyone take over her land. Puff blasted with her cathrod ray. No! It had fallen on my planet! The flying object crashed near her. Familiar shape formed in the clouds.
Spaceman Spiff suspect human. Spiff set his gaze on the shape. Bright pink goggles appeared. Her clothes was exact duplicate of his costume but only in pink with "p" on her chest. "I demanded to know who are you!"
Spacewoman Puff answers "Don't be alarmed, I am Spacewoman Puff." "I am explorer of this universe, I seeks inhabitant lands and inform the people from my planets to live there in avoid of pollution.".
Spaceman Spiff replied "This is ridiculous, woman can't bravely search the distant planet where the dangers lurks!" "Go back to your silly planet and tell them that Spaceman Spiff will take care of it." "Go home and play with your friends!"
Spacewoman Puff said "No! This is my land, I claim it first!" "You have no right to push everything out of your way!" If you don't like it, go back to your home and cry like little baby!"
Spaceman Spiff cheeks heat, his temper roared. He shoots his Mp6 with all of his anger. Matrix-like, Puff dodged the fires. She answer back by shooting with her cathrod ray. He flipped, all of the fires missed him. Spiff grabbed her wrist. Whoa! Spacewoman Puff swing her leg. Immediately, Spaceman feels the rocks against his cheeks. She jumped on his chest, and start to throwing fists, Spiff yells with pain. Yes! Spaceman Spiff makes a smart move, which result in Susie lay flat in ground.
Wormwood said "This is catastrophe, I would expect Calvin to do this such behavior but, you, Susie, I would expect better from you! The class is dismissed"
The bell rang. Calvin set glare on Susie, He whispers "Spacewoman Puff, we will meets again.... very soon."
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