Disclaimer: If I owned KH, this pairing would be canon.
A/N: I think I have a penchant for dyeing things pink. After Seph's hair incident and this, it's become pretty obvious.
Laundry
"Axel!"
Axel winced. It was Larxene and she sounded… Larxene-ish. Larxene-ish meant angry and semi-murderous. In basic, Axel was probably about to be electrocuted to near-death or somewhere close. He turned. "Yes, Larxy?" he asked, glancing up. Larxene was standing over him, arms folded and a glare set on her face. Axel sighed dreamily. She looked so cute when she was furious.
"Have you even noticed what I'm wearing?"
Axel glanced down and his eyebrows shot upward. He had never seen anything like this before. Larxene was in… pink. A pink, frilly dress, and he had no idea where it came from or why she was wearing it. "What in Kingdom Hearts is that?" he asked. It wasn't that he minded, it was just that the dress was so non-Larxene-ish.
"A dress."
"I got that," he replied, swallowing and blinking as he continued to stare. "What'd you do, steal it from Marluxia?"
She laughed, which came out more like a snort. "No, idiot. And it was white."
"It's pink," Axel pointed out.
"I got that," she replied, rolling her eyes and muttering something about not staring at people. "Axel…" she put her fingers under his chin and lifted his head so that he was looking into her eyes rather than at her wardrobe. "Can you guess whose clothing turned this thing pink?" Axel blinked again, his bright green eyes darting from her face to the ceiling to anything other than her eyes.
"Yeah, actually," he said quietly, evading the topic at hand.
"YOU DYED MY DRESS PINK, AXEL!" Larxene screeched.
Axel winced and prepared himself to jump backwards before she killed him. "…sorry? If it's any consolation, it looks fantastic."
Larxene's eyebrows narrowed as she glared at Axel more furiously. Her face was starting to turn as pink as her dress and he couldn't help but grin. If there was one thing he loved more than ice cream, naps, and setting Demyx's butt on fire, it was teasing Larxene. That was dangerous business, but despite the fact that he pushed her buttons more than anyone else, Axel tended to get less pain than the rest of them. The majority of the Organization found this either suspicious or annoying, depending on how much they agreed with Demyx's 'we do too have hearts' theory. "Axel, you will pay for this…"
"For what? It's cute," he replied, shrugging. Now that Larxene was starting to get flustered by his endless flow of compliments, he knew that he had room to stop worrying about her seriously injuring him.
"I don't care what you think of it; I hate pink!"
"But you look so good in it…" Axel sighed. "Possibly even better than Marluxia does…"
By the time the rest of the Organization realized what was going on, Axel looked like he'd had a run-in with a thousand Heartless and a malfunction electric socket. Larxene was casually leaning against the wall and brushing her hands off, surveying the destruction she had wrought.
From that day on, no one ever touched Larxene's clothes.