"You're here, too," HUNK said.
"Yes. You're here, too?" Leon replied, his cat tail swaying behind him.
The two men looked at each other from across the main hall of the Spencer Mansion, which was wished back into existence with the Dragon Balls after Alucard saved the world from Vegebrolyroth the Hedgehog, my Sonic OC that was the evil fusion of Vegeta, Broly, and Sephiroth and the most powerful being in the world who could fight any Gundam and win.
HUNK walked up to Leon and looked at him with his big, red bug eyes. Leon blushed because he was a twink.
"I know your secret," HUNK said.
Leon's cat tail stood on end, bands of fur making it look like a barber shop pole. "My secret?"
"What did you do for..." HUNK paused. "...Valentine's day?"
Leon hesitated. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"You were in a sandwich, weren't you?" HUNK said.
Leon's eyes bulged out of his head like watermelons.
"I know who you are, Leon Scott Kennedy," HUNK said and pointed his finger accusingly at Leon. "I know you dress up as a girl and call yourself... Jill Valentine!"
"How..." Leon said, breathless. "How'd you know!?"
"Because only you can be so beautiful," HUNK said, walking closer.
Leon blushed. His cat tail wrapped around his leg.
"Want to know a secret of mine?" HUNK said.
"Y-yes..." Leon murmured.
"I like you."
"...I-I like you too."
"I want you to kiss me," HUNK whispered.
"I want to kiss you," Leon said.
"Then do it."
Leon leaned in and pressed his lips against HUNK's rubbery cheek. HUNK responded with a passionate "kshhhhh."
"You got the touch!"
Optimus Prime burst into the room and was like, "You can't have my Leon!" And he grabbed Leon.
"Help me!" Leon cried as Optimus Prime swung him over his metal shoulder.
HUNK aimed his TMP at Optimus Prime, but he didn't want to hit his lover, so he didn't shoot.
Optimus Prime turned into a truck and drove out of the mansion with Leon going, "Vrooooom!"
"I swear," HUNK said, "I will save you, Leon."
I'm so sorry.
[ End of part one. ]