''VOOOI! What the hell are you sissy's doing!?'' the shitty right hand mans voice echoed through the Varia house, causing Bell to randomly toss knives into the head the the sleeping Fran in the next bed. "Shishishishi wake up peasant, the prince is hungry, go fetch him breakfast.'' Fran moved slowly, turning to look at his stupid-fake prince sempai with what could only be called disdain. Stupid master, forcing me to come join these losers. Fran thought as he grabbed the knives from his arm and began to bend them, paying no attention to the curses flying at him from a certain fake prince as he watched the knives fall to the hardwood floor uselessly. Lusuria burst into the room just as he was standing up and pulling on his trade-marked frog hat. Why I would be willing to wear this again is beyond me.. "Wahh! Fran-chan and Bel-chan are so cute in the mornings!" Lusuria cooed as he sashayed his way into the small room the two boys shared, effortlessly dodging illusions and knives to do so. "" Boss wants you two to go to Namimori and find something to black mail the tenth with. He say's to leave as soon as the jet's ready!" both Fran and Bell looked at him in what could only be described as utter outrage before they began beating on him for all he was worth. Levi somehow ended up being tossed into the fight by Xanxus, whose presence put an end to the fight as he barked out the orders Lusuria had just delivered again, causing Bell and Fran to concede and begin packing.
Poor Tsuna had no idea what was in store for him.
Day one, Report one.
'To the stupid boss who made us come here, this is your perfect princely prince and his froggy far Sawada has tripped over every flat surface possible, his right hand man falling with him more then once to prevent him from sustaining injuries. He is the most peasant-y of all the peasants the prince has ever had to deal with. End of stupid report.'
''Is that all?'' Xanxus asked Squal as he finished reading Bell's report. Squal turned the paper over to show him a crude drawing of Bell's middle finger. " unless this counts as part of it."
" Stupid trash!" Xanxus yelled and broke his wine glass-again- coating the floor in red liquid. "VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! I have to clean that shitty boss!"
Day two, Report two.
' So the stupid sempai made me write this. Sawada is even more pathetic today and has a huge lump on his face this morning. His gaurdians have taken to laughing at him... Can this be over now?'
End of report.
Squal and Xanxus both face-palmed at the apathy apparent even in a written report.