NOTE: I just watched the last episode for the York Shin Arc of HxH 2011. And I'm angry. Heck, there will no NO Kurapika and Kuroro again... This is a bit boring... And since I'm still waiting for that full release about Kurapika's past, and I'm so bored along with a dear friend of mine, Kanon58-chan, I decided to work on a 'supposedly' one-shot fic. I was just so tired yet bored last night that I came to retrieve this little fantasy I made when I was in high school. This scripted fic is so sudden, so expect errors, but I don't really mind about this since this is just a junk for me. And when I wrote this last night, I was like, amused with my self for being to recover this long lost memory of my high school otaku days. And I bet you will like this~!
This fic is for my dear friend, Jeana-sama alias Kanon58. I know how it feels when you're so bored and you can't find anything good to read. So.. here!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HXH.
Chapter 1.
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Kuroro and Kurapika: *dumbstruck* WHAT!?
Kurapika: What the... SERIOUSLY, Direk! What is that all about!?
Director: Sorry guys, I'm just taking orders. And me with the writers already talked about this. They actually managed to make a really nice filler script in just a matter of a day. There's nothing we can do. The new sponsor along with the dominating fans want some fluffs from the both of you.
Kuroro: Dominating... fans?
Kurapika: And the new sponsor... And the writers made a script of us 'kissing' without our knowledge... There's something WRONG with you people. DEFINITELY.
Director: Oh come on! you two know that you're a popular pair. There are so many girls out there who dream of you being a couple.
Kurapika: A 'couple'... A COUPLE! OKAY! Let's get this straight- me and Kuroro's character is after each others' neck. And you're telling me that the audience wants us to be a couple! And for goodness' sake, were both guys! We'll got reprimanded by the critics for sure! They won't allow a vulgar fan service on the national television!
Director: Well... Kusarihime-san already got a permission from the media authorities. The council over there doesn't really mind, Kusari-chan actually said that one of the girls from the council giggled at the idea. I got the form, if you-
Kurapika: DIREK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Director: Please, dear. Even the fans want it. It will be just a kiss. A short kissing scene, nothing more, nothing less. I promise you that. I mean, since the Genei Ryodan Arc was about to end and you'll be out of the scene, let's give your die-hard fans some treat. You're making them wait for years for your return on the manga. Just- just give them something special this time.
Kurapika: Hey Direk... why do you sounded like you whole-heartedly agreed with this thing?
Director: *nervously grins* Well, I...
Neon: *knocked hard on the door* Direk! Director-san! Please open the door I want to talk to you!
Director: *frowned*... That's open.
Neon: *burst out of the door* Direk-san! I heard that Kuroro-san got a kissing scene with someone for the special episode- *landed her eyes on Kurapka's figure, seated in fron of Kuroro who has drawn his elbow on the director's desk*
Kurapika: *looked away*...
Director: Yes, Neon-chan. Kuroro got a kissing scene... with Kurapika.
Neon: *adapting Kuroro's and Kurapika's dumbstruck look* WHAT!?
Pakunoda: *stealing a glance from the opened door of the director's office*
Machi: *standing on the other side of the door, leaning her back on the wall, yet sharpening her ears as she eavesdrop*
Shizuku: *Standing beside Machi, clutching her Deme-chan and trying to get closer to the door as she eavesdrop more. Innocent curiosity written all over her face*
Neon: W-What's with that, Direk-san! Why do they got a kissing scene? And why does Kuroro has to do it with Kurapika? When the hell did this shounen anime turned into a Yaoi!?
Kurapika: Y-Y-Yaoi!? *blushed then shivered*
Director: Neon-chan, first thing: were not turning the anime into a Yaoi. This is just a mere fan service. Next: These two got to do the job since they'll about to be out of the next arcs. Lastly, Kurapika looked better with Kuroro than you.
Neon and Kurapika: *gawked* WHAT!?
Kuroro: *shot a dumbstruck yet recognizing look*
Director: *sweetly smirked* okay guys, don't take tha seriouslr. I mean, were receiving tons of requests for this couple, disregarding the Yin-Yang pair of Gon-kun and Killua-kun since the authorities won't allow a shotacon service. And those two were so canon already. And-
Leorio: *roughly entered the scene*Hey Direk! What they hell does Kurapika got a kissing scene! how about me and the other characters!
Gon: *innocently entered the room* Wow! Kurapika got a kissing scene? Nee, Kurapika. Who will gonna kiss you?
Killua: *walking behind Gon* A kissing scene, Direk? Are you serious? Old man is not that suitable for that kind of stuff. Only Hisoka is expert for the pedo role.
Hisoka: Hey, I heard my name, what's going on here? Oh! Ringo-chan, are you ripen enough~!
Director: Okay guys, please stop the ruckus. Hisoka, we got no camera in here, no need to be in character and stop scaring Gon-kun. Now, I know that everyone wants a break on the show. But there's no way in hell that we'll do a bunch of service stuffs just in an episode. And as I've told to these two, this special episode is just a small consolation for the Chain Pair fans since they'll be out of the anime for a bit long time. Secondly, Leorio and Kurapika made so many stunts on the Drama CD's before. Neon already had a date with Kuroro. Gon and killua are always together, Gon-kun is too innocent for a kiss. And *raised her voice a bit louder* WE CAN'T MAKE A KISSING SCENE OF KURORO WITH HIS FELLOW LADY MEMBERS OF RYODAN! IT'LL BE OUT OF CHARACTER!
Kurapika: Chain... Pair?
Killua: W-What the hell are you talking about me and Gon, Direk!
Leorio: This is so unfair... I want a kissing scene with a sexy woman too!
Gon: So... Kurapika's gonna kiss Kuroro... *looked lost*
Neon: Dame, dame, DAME! I want a kissing scene too with Kuroro-san!
Pakunoda: *flinched with what she heard from Neon*
Machi: *remain rooted on her position*
Shizuku: *blushed a bit then clutched her Deme-chan a bit tighter*
Kuroro: *looked amused with what was happening*
Hisoka: *looking predatory on the lost Gon*
Director: Please guys, don't make this so hard for me...
Kurapika: If you don't want this thing to happen then cancel that impending catastrophe!
Leorio: You're so biased, Direk! This is not fair for all of the casts...
Gon: Do I have to kiss someone too, I wonder... *finally felt Hisoka's look at him, then horribly shivered*
Hisoka: *sharpened his glance*
Killua: *readying his assassin claws while looking a Hisoka venomously*
Neon: *looked more hopeful now that everyone's taking her side*
Kuroro: Impending... catastrophe? Am I that a bad kisser to be describe as a catastrophe? *glanced at Kurapika, looking humilaited*
Kurapika: *felt a bit awkward with Kuroro's look* I'm not saying something like that.
Kuroro: No, Kurapika. You're saying something like that. You're taking this thing too personal. You're not acting like a professional. And you're judging someone just because you hate them. That's really an attitude of you. I'll fix that if I were you.
Director: Hey guys, chill-
Kurapika: Now, what the hell is with you, bastard? Don't tell me you want that scene to happen?
Kuroro: No, of course not. But that's not the point here. Scripts are being done by the writers and editors. Actors portray the roles. We entered this industry. You entered this business. And in this job, no one is above the other. Writers make us shine. Fans make us shine more. It won't hurt your ass like hell if we give them what the want to make their money and effort worth while. Stop acting like you're the main star here.
Kurapika: Won't hurt my ass? Can you hear yourself? You're telling me that there's no big deal about a kissing scene in front of everyone around the world? Seriously!
Kuroro: Why on earth do you have to point out that kissing someone like me is worst than death? You're thinking that a kiss is embarrassing, but don't you know that breathing, moaning and screaming like a prostitute is ten times humiliating!?
Kurapika: *flushed* Hey, that's not me. It was my seiyuu, Yuki-
Kuroro: And you did those sounds along with this perverted, pedo-looking old man? Honestly, you're unbelievable.
Leorio: Hey, what the-
Killua: *reading between the line* Why does that man sounds like so upset and angry with the Drama Cd's?...
Gon: *nodded in agreement*
Leorio: Hey what do-
Kurapika: WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU FOR BEING SO MAD LIKE THAT!
Kuroro: I'M MAD BECAUSE YOUR ATTITUDE IS A SHIT!
Everyone except the two lads: *fell silent*
Director: Err... Guys...
Kusarihime: *grumpily entered the scene, with her grumpy face, messed black eye lines, disheveled hair, frail looking shoulder, crouching a bit, frowning* ... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT! IT'S 2 O'CLOCK IN THE MIDNIGHT! I woke up so early today to aid my grandma on a medical check-up then I rant to a market to buy a roll of fabric that I had to bring myself all along then I went to a boutique to deliver some finished clothes! Then my mom asked me to cook dinner when I got home! I feel so exhausted to death and I still managed to work on a fan fiction just for the two of you! I haven't even taken any bath for 3 consecutive days FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE I WANT TO SLEEP PROPERLY! You arrogant, hot headed UKE, * points at Kurapika* and you black-pitched pedo bastard *points at Kuroro* ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A TORRID KISSING SCENE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SO STOP SCREAMING THE HELL 'CAUSE I BADLY NEED TO SLEEP! I'm the writer here, there's nothing you can do! PERIOD. CASE CLOSED. *stomped outside the room then roughly closed the door behind her, making everyone jumped out of shock*
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P.S. hehe~! this is supposed to be a one shot but... oh well! and yeah, by the way. The Director here is a girl... a rotten girl to be more precise ^^. Don't forget to REVIEW!