Hey dudes it's me again I haven't uploaded any stories in a long time and this one has been in my head for awhile now, I might as well write it (err type it) down. This is like a half dialogue fic and I guess you could say song fic too.

The song that's in here is 'Gay Barbie' by Garrett and Raul...I seriously recommend listening to it while reading this, The song was hilarious XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Gay Barbie or Toys R' Us

Matt and Mello walked up to the front of the class getting ready to do their song for the talent show, they were surely going to win. "Whores and Man-whores for our performance we are going to be singing the song...'Gay Barbie'..." and with that Matt walked over to the stereo and pressed the play button.

Matt: "Wa-how..hiya Mello"

Mello: "Hi Maaatt"

Matt: "You wanna go for a ride?"

Mello: "On what?"

Matt: "On this!" and to everyones amazement Matt rips his pants off and thrusts his surprisingly very large and bouncy nether regions towards Mello, Mello giggled and placed his hand by his mouth in a gay manner.

Mello: "Barbie's such a bitch! she is just a witch!"

Matt: "I really hate her! why does Ken date her?"

Mello: "Ken is such a man! I do all I can!"

Matt: "Just to do him (Mello: "Yes") ...we just wanna-"

Matt and Mello: "Screw him!"

Matt: "She's such a bitch i'm gonna scratch her eyes out!"

Mello: "I have dreams about Ken being inside my den and we hold and we kiss like we're Sweethearts!"

Matt: "But that Barbie's a slut! with her cute little butt and I guess Ken likes boobs made of fake parts!'

Mello: "And I cry...everyday...CAUSE STRAIGHT UP THAT BITCH IS IN MY WAY! oo oo oo, Barbie is a bitch! she is just a witch!"

Matt: "I really hate her! why does Ken date her?"

Mello: "Ken is such a man! I do all I can!"

Matt: "mm just to do him...we wanna screw him! when I see her I will knee her!"

Mello: "oo oo oooo"

Matt: "I will punch her and i'll crunch her!"

Mello: "Oooh! oh yes!"

Matt: "Hey Mello!"

Mello: "What Matt?"

Matt: "Look who's over there!"

Mello: "Well if it isn't Barbie without Ken and that stupid California Dream Van!"

Matt: "Hey Barbie it's us come over here look right here, come here come here (Mello: "Come here Missy").." Matt picks up the Blonde Barbie doll and starts mauling the living shit out of it.

Matt: "Take that you little slut..you hooker, you bitch...Scratch your eyes out..Ken is sorry."

Mello: "ooo let's get the hell outta here!"

aaaaand with that, once again, the song comes to a close as Near stares in horror at his limited edition Barbie doll dangling in Matt's hands, disfigured and torn, even the Fuschia n' Fur coat was ripped to shreds. That was the trademark feature to her whole outfit! and now it looks nothing more than a dead animal that's been ran over. And how could he forget his Faux Hermes 'Kelly' bag that's now in shambles on the floor, these were part of his collector's edition Barbie clothes and they had cost a fortune.

Near didn't spend any of his money of course, he just used Roger's credit card...and it looks as if he will be needing it again, the new paris fashions were now being sold in 'Toys R' Us' and Near wanted to get that authentic pink silk beret with the matching Leopard spotted boots.

...And guess who won after all the performances were finished...Matt and Mello of course (Duh)

Well then... I hope you enjoyed reading, Review or i'll blow up Toys R' Us and Near will never be able to get the Paris Fashions :) unless of course you actually want that ._.