Hi…this is my first fanfic, so please be nice…its shikatemma…
Remember the episode of naruto where all the genin had to take some students with them to get to some point? It was a filler, but I thought I could change it into a sorta shikatemma hint....
Naruto, Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon where walking through the forest when they were ambushed by the group of Iruka, dressed like bandits. "Now lets see the results of what you have learned" yelled Iruka in his bandit voice. As the bandits/ninja's surrounded Naruto's group, Naruto yelled: "Alright! Time for formation one, konohamaru!" As Naruto changed into his know sexy justu, Iruka gave him a punch on the head. "You idiot!" Iruka said as Naruto turned back into his old form. Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon jumped back and preformed their jutsu. As they all turned into beautiful girls, Iruka and company fell backwards, fainting from their nosebleeds. "I wanted to say good job, but it wasn't perfect." Next thing Naruto knew, he was laying on the ground. He had been hit on his head again, just like the rest of the Konohamaru squad. Shikamaru walked away muttering "troublesome…"
Konohamaru stood up and said: "how come you weren't affected by our jutsu's!" shikamaru sighed. "I am not much of a pervert… and all those persons weren't my type…" he said as he looked bored.
"Alright, lets test him!" Konohamaru said as Udon changed into Ino, covered by thin smoke. Shikamaru just looked at him. "that's just disgusting. I can see her ribs…" he said bored. Moegi transformed into Hinata in the same situation, ending up with the same result. As Konohamaru transformed into Sakura, Naruto hit him on the head. "Don't spoil my dreams!" "Can I go now?" shikamaru sighed.
"Just wait, I found the perfect girl!" Naruto yelled. As he transformed, he expected to see tenten. That was the last of the leaf shinobi. But because Naruto was the number one unpredictable ninja, he managed to surprise Shikamaru. Before him stood a very naked, except for the bit of smoke, very revealing, Temari. As Naruto turned back into himself he said: "And how was that!" before him, laid a stunned shikamaru. As he opend his eyes, he looked to naruto, and then behind him. There stood the real Temari, looking very pissed. "oh shit…" Naruto and co. said as they looked at her. "uhm, bye!" they yelled as they took off.
Temari didn't chase them. She went to shikamaru, leaned towards him and said: "enjoyed that?"
Well, that was it…tell me what you think… Greets, Sjorsie.