A/N: I saw a through the backdoor fic, so I'm gonna write a through the window fic! This is just a bunch of things that might happen if you opened the window.

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Situation 1:

You open the window and...

Mikami falls in, screaming something about "Paperclips" and "God's nose".

Situation 2:

You open the window and...

Someone throws an apple in, it hits you in the head, you get knocked out. Later, you wake up and find you're in the shinigami world with Ryuk hovering over you, asking for some more apples in the most annoying voice he can muster.

Situation 3:

You open the window and...

Mello jumps through, grabs you, insists that you are Takada and he's go nna get revenge. He reaches down his pants, pulls out a handgun, not what you think he would have pulled out, shoots you, and leaves laughing like a shinigami.

Situation 4:

You open the window and...

Near walks in, and tries to sell a dungeons and dragons book to you. You refuse, and he dropkicks you, cries and leaves, yelling "RIP OFF ARTIST!" after himself.

Situation 5:

You open the window and...

Soichiro Yagami comes through and kisses you... this is scarier if you're a guy! or a little girl.

Situation 6:

You open the window and...

You get beat over the head with Rem's notebook.

Situation 7:

You open the window and...

Aizawa comes in, chains you to the wall, and turns your hair into an afro! Ew, scary!

Situation 8:

You open the window and...

Higuchi comes in, steals you, and marries you. Later, you get pregnant with a seahorse.

Situation 9:

You open the window and...

Kakashi Hatake and Mogi come running in, kidnap you, and hold you for a one cent ransom from Beyond. Beyond never comes to get you.

Situation 10:

You open the window and...

The epocolips comes! L stops liking sweets, Mello hates chocolate, Ryuk is allergic to apples, Near throws away his toys, Misa dropkicks light and says she hates him, Watari begs for money on the street, Beyond is a police chief, and Soichiro Yagami is a mass murderer.

A/N: More chapters of situations with different beginnings will come soon! Just you wait! You might get a "You get in the car and..." one! Or a "You walk out of your house at midnight and..." one! Review please!