So, I freaking lied! XD
This is not a one shot for it will be a full story made for fun, not for profit.
And best part is, if you never heard of Youtube's English Automatic Captions, basically whatever is said in the video tries to closely translate and understand what you're trying to say, but ALWAYS fails to do so and will bring you laughing off your chair like hell.
Yes, for the MFB caption translations will be included in this story.
Thank you for the reviews and enjoy! XD
Gingka's mother, Diane actually went to Rome to purposely stab Brutus instead of Julius on March 14.
Tsubasa accidentally flushed Aquila down the toilet while dropping his tuna sandwich in there. (Get it? Eagles like fish?)
If you actually bought Hasbro's Triple Battle Set, you must be aware that the captions gave it 14 different names: Triple Battle Seperation, Chupa Battle Said, Quickly you to shed, Triple absent set, chipped got a set, Struggle bottle set, chupa Badal sep, triple barrel set, ketchup bottles set, triple battle said, dribbled on sep, kindle paddle set, triple battles at, tribunal said.
It was Yu who actually gave the fish to Aquila thus causing the poor Eagle to get flushed down the toilet.
Ryuga's Lightning L-Drago (that the captions named it) is actually referred to drugs, I am not kidding. One day it said that Electro L-Drago became Elecktro Drugs. The other day it became "I'll drive you." Another day it was (from L-Drago Destructor) to Drug OC Destructor. I actually don't know how and why Ryuga is named after a tennis player known as Agassi or even a radio. That's the captions all right.
Damian's race is an Indian. Then why would the captions translate from Jack and Damian to Jack and Indian?
Prominently, if you are familiar with Beyblade V-Force, then you must be aware that Bistool was called high school. During a battle against my other beys, high school eventually fell into a sleep out.
Pegasus is referred to many names that rhyme. Normally he's referred to as "cases" because the captions try to recognize my speech but always fails to do so. How can a winged horse possibly be translated to "paces, faces, laces, television, catalyst, and education?" I even experimented with GalaxyPegasus14's username and replaced them with these captions. She did find it VERY funny. GalaxyJesus14, she said, was the best. All though I tried to tell her that Pegasus was also called Minister Jim. (church connection, anyone?)
If Kyoya really had a family, then why would you think Fang Leone became Family Owned?
Tornadoes frequently strike through our country causing a merciful disaster throughout the chaotic area. Kyoya's Leone possess tornado and wind powers. His special move almost became tony Leone instead of Tornado Leone. So much for a natural disaster to be replaced with a guy's name. -_-
Da Xiang became this giant because he was trying to eat Zurafa which became Juan Pizza. During his first appearance in the "Palin" Temple instead of Beylin Temple, Madoka was shocked to see him pass by the babies very quickly!
Reiji often goes surfing because his Serpent became some boys in the surfing. It was not known for that to happen because vaguely his fusion wheel known as Poison utterly because Posing Subway because the captions found it right like that.
Sakyo is Batman because his Dark Knight Dragoon was eventually called the Dark Knight Rider. It was really not likely for 0 (yes, they called Zero that number) to find him dressing up as Batman and riding his Dragoon bike everywhere around (not Metal Bey city!) Gotham city.
I was excited to go to Wal-mart because Hasbro suddenly changed the name from the "Hyper Blades set" to the "Wiper Blades set". It included of Kries Cygnus, Cosmic Eagle F:D, and Phantom Orion which eventually became Psych Nurse, Cost me giggle Files drive, and French Ryan.
Damian was born in Haiti because Hades Kerbecks turned out to be Haiti's Compacts. He even had a baby accident because his bey was called His crib accident!
Masamune was born in the UK because his Electro Striker became England Striker. As said in the last chappie, he was planning to start a revolution but eventually failed by my Twitter Hashtag.
The possible reason on how Julian got rich was because the captions called him jewelry. And Jewelry is often placed in Purses which old ladies actually use. Funny thing is, in a Beyblade spoof video titled "Tylenol Crazy Fusion", the Perseus blader was supposed to be an old lady who used Tylenol. And what really shocked me the most was when his bey, Gravity Perseus was called Grammy Purses. Why? -_-
Da Xiang (or K Cheyenne), on the other hand, was a young girl who handled Rock Zurafa (Juan Pizza) as IBUprofen. The battle was prominently between two prescription drugs trying to fight each other. It then eventually became a court case.
Who can Google really trust? Jewelry or K Cheyenne?
Julian: Google, I did it. I did take I B Profen!
Da Xiang: Google said I 8 profen!
GalaxyPegasus14: Lol! XD And are you sure it's not Ibuprofen?
Me: But Julian is trying to BE Ibuprofen, while Da Xiang ATE the Ibuprofen! XD
So who can Google trust? XD
Galaxy: O.o Da XIang ate Julian!
Me: So court case is finalized!
Google will now agree towards your testimony and honest answer that it is Da Xiang who 8 the Ibuprofane known as Julian!
Thank you both Galaxy and Da Xiang. Case dismissed! You're free to go!
Da Xiang claimed he now had a proud ass because he took IB profane which was actually Jewelry! (Not to mention, Giraffes love their butts.)
Cats actually ate Nile because the captions told them it was mouse "bile"
Madoka announced that Gan Gan Galaxy started training, but then she said that "Google expected raining."
The false news of "Gingka won the World Championships!" gave the captions to re title it as "Chicago won the World Championships."
The EU team known as Team Excalibur was supposedly called team AT&T. Who knows if Gan Gan Galaxy was Verizon or Wang Hu Zhong as T-Mobile?
Who knew that Da Xiang's bey became a car? Toyota Zurafa.
Yu said he'll naturally apply for jail comic because his team will not be invited to be black anyway. That racist Tendo right there.
DJ Jazzman announced in a WBBA tournament, "Now's the time to find out who killed his (Gingka's) mom!"
R.I.P Diane on March 14. :(
Ryo said that the people of LOL village was trying to make a baby that could rival the dark power. Gingka in return got the legendary bank.
Benkei (Bed K) lives in Bayville, New Jersey!
In a Beyblade battle, The DJ announced that Striker went Flying. The captions decided to call that Stride Replying! Yes the unicorn became the long lasting gum.
Gingka confessed that Chao-Xin was gonna battle Masamune again. The captions decided to call them differently. Charlie the Puppy was gonna battle GI again!
Madoka thought the WBBA tournament was starting but in return the captions made her say "Go to HELL!"
Once the Chinese WBBA tournament began, the DJ announced that "the arrival of the Jeep carried the whole nation of China has called!"
While the Battle was going on, Masamune was trying to focus on his new speed on Striker. Instead he was bogeys on his news feed in palaces!
When a dramatic hit clashed between Virgo and Striker, the DJ wailed in amazement, "There's a plane dummy bomb! No way!"
Masamune was troubled. His attack powers on Striker was not working at all. Instead the captions understood it as "Romantic, what's going on? My money tax not working at all!"
The captions misunderstood Chao-Xin as six different names: Shanshak/ Jan She/ Joshi/ Joe Sheehan/Channel Sheeshan's/ Shan Shin!
Getting defeated with his Virgo (my bro/ cargo), Chao-Xin kneeled down in defeat while looking up at the sky and wailing, "Do with me Holy School! Why!?"
While in training before the World Championships, Da Xiang accidentally called him "Josh"
Chi-Yun accidently SHOT Yoshi. (Actual Quote form Da Xiang: It's because he got serious and shot Yoshi.)
The A block tournament turned out to the eight lakh tournament!
Chi Yun was mis understood as Ji Yoon and Junior College.
Mei-Mei recently announced that there was a battle between Chao-Xin and Masamune. Of course, the captions also had to say something different about it. Shannon and Nasa Mooney!
On that remark, Masamune was TOTALLY pleased with Google.
It was not known for Madoka to give out a thumbs up and say "Were counting on you GM!"
Chi-Yun to Da Xiang: "What happened to Kyoya anyways?" Of course the captions had a different aspect towards this question. "I'm going to Keel you anyways!"
They seriously had crazy haywire names for Tsubasa. Eventually one of them that you'd might not want to know. Here are the names of what the captions understood him as: shoe box/This is Justin BTC!/ gym pass/ deposit/ to fast/ to bus stop!
Dark Tsubasa was having a bad hair day. He eventually screamed at the top of his lungs, all while ripping his hair out, "I don't want to hear any European spanning guided the kids taking bids!"
Before the terror of Dark Eagle, Tsubasa smirked in return and called over to Chi-Yun, "Your Lacerta's going goodbye forever!" The captions in return called it differently, "John Shaknay's going goodbye forever!"
After the battle, the stadium filled with utter silence at the sight of a collapsed Tsubasa. Nobody moved. They were too shocked to see what happened all of a sudden. Team Wang Hu Zhong watched intently as Gingka ran over to help Tsubasa and see if he was okay. It was then that the captions destroyed the moment and made the DJ say: "I'm the way to guide the hot pot!"
Wow, the captions do seem to destroy the moment. Do they?
Yeah, captions have been killing me. Check out the whole book in Wattpad! It's called Caption Mania and it's truly funny. Otherwise PLEASE REVIEW! XD