Disclaimer; I Do Not wn Anything Of Harry Potter, Nothin Belongs To Me Sadly, But All The HP DVD's, A Toy HP Wand, And A Stuffed Animal "Hedwig"!!
Summary; Draco sends a letter to the Authors of Fanfiction About His Patronus!
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August 19, 2009
Dear Authors Of Fanfiction,
I, Draco Malfoy that is, am not happy at all with your so-called "Stories" or "FanFics" as you call them when they involve my Pratronus!
Why you ask, well for the simple reason of the very fact, THAT MY FREAKIN' PRATRONUS IS NOT AND I REPEAT NOT A FILTHY RODENT YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL FERRETS! You can no longer say it is because this is a letter clearly stating it isnt.
Not only this, but do you not understand that you have never and I repeat never seen my pratronus in books and/or the films of Harry Potter! ( Stupid Potter)
Theres also another issue...
Why is it called Harry Potter? I mean I know he's the main character and all, but he's also the worst. A true Grffyndork to tell you the truth. Why not name it after the best character? Say a Slytheryn who has been told he is extremely hot?
I know, how bout me! You can think about that. But now my most important issue.
HARRY POTTER IS ANNOYING, STUBBORN, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY I WOULD NEVER DATE HIM, WHY DO YOU SAY THIS WHEN ITS NOT TRUE. I MEAN COME ON HAVE YOU SEEN US..I HATE HIM NO MATTER HOW HOT AND STUNNING HE IS! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!
Now that thats out of the system and you underwstand your errors I reccomend that you correct them.
I shall now take my leave.
Unsincerely && Hatefully,
The Heir Of Slytheryn
Draco FREAKIN' Malfoy
P.S Dont let Harry see this letter he gets pretty bitchy when I deny our relationship!
"Oh, Draco dont You love Me!?!"
Stupid Grffyndork!