I started another story and am real sorry for neglecting my others, but well you know the whole story… I just had to post this one up. It has been bothering me for quite the time now… anyways, hope you enjoy it and I do not own KHR! XD
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Chapter 1: Where in the world are we?
"Lambo! Come back here!" A boy with gravity-defying hair, one that we all know of as Tuna – I mean Tsuna; Sawada Tsunayoshi, was chasing after a cow-kid with an afro, we all know him as Lambo… who was apparently running naked in the house. Why? "I need to give you a bath!"
"Gyahahahaha! The great Lambo-sama doesnot need any baths!" Lambo yelled, still running around the house naked.
Yup it was a perfectly normal day at the Sawada household. Nana thinking that the boys were having fun and that everything was normal. Perfectly normal. But what we didn't know of was another character in the Sawada household other than Reborn, who was currently god-knows-where, and that was Tsuna's twin sister (ahem; younger (by an hour) twin sister). Her name was, Sawada Kana.
"Tsuna! Could you keep it down? I'm trying to do my homework!" A girl of sixteen years appeared from the door way. Her hair was a light brown that went until her mid back. Her honey eyes were framed with frameless glasses, unlike Gokudera's, which had frames on the underside of his.
"Sorry, Kana-chan but Lambo won't stop running away from his prepared bath." Tsuna apologized, sheepishly. Kana sighed and rubbed her temples. Ever since that baby Reborn had arrived at their house, everything went haywire. And unlike her mother Kana very much knew that Reborn wasn't a normal baby. But also, unlike her brother, she didn't know about the mafia. Not as much as her brother anyway, but often fantasized about them on her own time.
Anyways, back to the topic. Kana made her way to the next spot that Lambo was going to jump to, and tripped him in the process. "Uwahh! Umph – !"
"Kana-chan!" Tsuna squeaked at his twin sister's actions. Although it was effective in stopping Lambo from running away, he was mafia-raised. And as we all know it went something like this:
"Tol…er…ate! Wahhh!" Thus the infamous bazooka, which was suspiciously orange, is brought out, which led to shooting a bullet, which went the wrong way and hit Kana with it.
A puff of blue smoke and Kana was gone.
"Kana-chan?!" Tsuna then starts panicking like his usual self.
Now let's go to where Kana has been dropped off to…
"Primo! Our lines are decreasing! We need more power on the front!" A mafia member barged into a certain blonde's room, yes you've guessed it: it was Gioto's office room, the very first man to found the Vongola.
"I'll send in some more units to back you up." Giotto waved off the man as he went out of his office to call his Guardians together.
In the meeting room…
"Alaude I want you to bring your men in the front with Lampo as well, G and Daemon I want you two to bring your men to the sides. Asari you and I will stay at the mansion in case they make it inside, and Knuckle," Giotto turned to the priest. "You heal as much men as possible. Now be off!"
All the Guardians left the room and Giotto walked out. Meeting up with Asari in the middle of the huge lobby with the main entrance at the far end. He went into HDW mode and asked Asari. "Ready?"
"Ready when you are, Primo." Asari replied, slipping his short swords from his hakama's sleeve.
With G and Daemon…
The right hand man of Vongola Primo, stepped on his cigar when he got outside. His usual flame tattooed face was set with a scowl. "Why did Giotto have to put me with you? Of all the people!"
"Nfufufufu~ that's what I was going to say. But it looks like we don't have the time to bicker." The melon head illusionist replied smartly, observing the warring factions quite a ways from them.
"I know that!" G snapped at Daemon. For now let's call a truce, so we can get over it."
"Nfufufu~ agreed." Both Guardians got their weapons ready and stood on the side lines, ready to attack the people who got away. Or who thought they could take a different route to the Vongola.
With Alaude and Lampo…
"Yare, yare, why do I have to be paired up with you?" The green haired young man whined as usual. "But if I get paired up with you, then I don't have to fight. Lucky me~!"
He was about to cheer when a hand clamed on his shoulder. Trembling, Lampo looked behind his shoulder to see a very (very) pissed off platinum policeman. Alaude didn't have to say anything. Scratch that, he took out his handcuffs and gave Lampo a look that plainly said: I'll-arrest-you-if-you-do-not-fight.
That's all it took for Lampo to get ready for battle… poor guy.
With Knuckle…
"Is everything ready?" The Sun Guardian with the priest robes asked one of his men.
"Yes Master Knuckle, everything is in order and sanitary." The guy saluted to Knuckle. He gave a nod for the man's permission to be sent off.
"May God watch over us all." Knuckle did the cross sign. And so he got ready for the injured people, of course he would go into battle if he was needed but only for three minutes. No more, no less.
Now you're probably wondering where Sawada Kana was dropped off to, so now let's see where she is, just a little ways off the Vongola mansion. Dropped from the sky and landed in enemy territory.
"Ugh… my butt hurts now." She grumbled as she got up and dusted her clothes which consisted of baggy pajama pants, a tank top, and a warm cotton sweater over the tank top. All were in the color orange. Well it was her favorite color. She at least had her socks on, otherwise she would be freezing. Now back to the story, Kana was looking around her surroundings; while tucking her glasses in her sweater pocket. "Last I checked I was at my house, tripping Lambo…"
A shiver went through her, so she zipped up her sweater. Then stuck her hands in her pockets. With another shiver she started walking towards the general direction of the mansion. "I better go find a place to shelter… I wonder where I am now?"
A movement behind her made her turn around. When Kana found nothing she turned back, to her original direction. "I must be dreaming."
She shook her head, continuing on her way. Kana didn't take no more than a step, when a cold hard metal came in contact with the back of her head. A trigger click confirmed it was a gun. How flattering. Her mouth was set to a grim line.
"You girl, are you with Vongola Primo?" The man behind her spoke in Italian. Kana knew this all thanks to her hobby of learning languages. It was the challenge that made it into a hobby. So far she could read, write, and speak 14 languages. Of those 14 she could only understand 10 of them fully, without a translating device. The other 4 were quite rusty but she could understand little, but was still making progress on it. Therefore, Italian being one of the ten languages she knew well, Kana could understand the Italian man.
"Who's Vongola Primo?" She questioned, earning a barrel pressed real hard against her head.
"Don't fuck with me bitch! Who doesn't know the Vongola Primo?" The man growled.
"Look here mister; I'm very tired and cold. And right now I want to go find a shelter to get warm in." Kana started her mini-lecture. "And unless you can help with that, I have no intention of getting involved."
"A sixteen year old girl, already bad mouthing a male of my status." The man 'tsk'd', coming closer to Kana's ear. Snaking his arm around her waist. Kana stiffened to the man's touch, which mad him smile (not that she could see it anyway). "If you're willing to come with me, I'll let you go on this."
What he (the poor man) didn't see was how Kana was reacting. Her face portrayed a look of disgust. Her hand that was closer to his face, balled up into a fist. And less than a second the man was down on the ground, clutching his jaw (which was most likely broken). She loomed over him. "I am a sixteen year old and you're a pedophile! You think that I, a girl that comes from a good family, would honey up to you, a stinking guy that drinks his life away with high class wines and cigars?"
She crouched near him and grabbed his gun from him. Then kicked his crotch until he was unconscious. Kana spat at him and turned around only to find that she was surrounded. "You with this pedo?"
All the men looked at each other before dropping their weapons and ran away. If it saved them from having their crown jewel from getting snapped at, then they'd do it. And that included running away from an angry and pissed off teen girl.
Sometimes women can be real scary if you get on their bad side.
Kana took a last look at the fleeing men, before looking back at the unconscious man's badge of some sort. She picked it off and pocketed it with the gun. "Must be a crest of something."
Meanwhile we go back to the battling Guardians…
The men on the field were waiting for a special signal from their boss (who was apparently KO'd by a girl, but they didn't know that), a signal that was meant for their special attack flow: Operation Ripple Effect.
But a runner that (somehow) escaped the wrath of a teen girl, ran up to the clearing, and hollered at the top of his lungs. "RETREAT! THE BOSS HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT! RETREAT!"
As confused as they were the enemy familigia, the Rico Familigia retreated. Leaving the Guardians to stare at their retreating opponents, proud that they fended off quite well against them.
"You better watch out Vongola!" A random man yelled. "We'll be back before you know it!"
Then he ran with the crowd, but bumped into someone. A girl to be exact. "Watch where the fuck you're going!"
The girl looked at the guy, her eyes traveled to his crest. It perfectly matched the one she had taken from the pedo earlier. "You, are you with the pedo?"
"What are you talking about? I'm from the Rico Familigia! The ones who will be at the top of the mafia world one day!" The man laughed hysterically. Which frankly pissed Kana off. So as usual she began kicking the man's crotch, until he passed out.
Kana looked up at the four men that were staring at her surprised. Which man doesn't like their crown jewel? "You four, you with the pedo?"
At that exact moment, Giotto and Asari came out of the mansion to see why had the outside seemed quiet.
Giotto came beside his best friend. "G what is going on? Where are the enemy?"
"The Rico Familigia retreated, because their boss was mysteriously defeated. Although, I don't think it's mysterious anymore." G reported as he pointed to Kana, who was currently tossing the gun, crest, and other garbage away from her pockets.
"Aha! I found my homework, now if I could find a pencil…" Kana went back to searching her pocket for the aforementioned object.
"G, what happened to the man that's behind her?" Giotto asked, observing the scene more closely.
"That guy was kicked in the crotch several times by her." Once again G pointed to Kana, who was sulking in her, made up corner about having no pencil with her.
"I'll have a talk with her then." Giotto straightened out his (slightly) crumpled suit, and started walking towards Kana.
"I'll go with you!" G being the trusty right hand man of Vongola Primo; went after him. After all he couldn't let his best friend be kicked in the crotch, could he now? Even though it's unlikely, but still. It's a code of a right hand man to go wherever his boss goes, of course that's in effect when they are outside of the Vongola mansion. Unless he was ordered to another task… anyway we're getting off topic (again).
Giotto was now a meter away from the still crouching-and-sulking Kana. He cleared his throat. Which successfully caught Kana's attention. He gave her a smile; his one-million-dollar smile. Kana was unfazed by it, instead she spoke. "Are you with pedo-man?"
Giotto was startled by her words, but of course he didn't show it. G, on the other hand, not so much. "Listen here! You do not – !"
He was stopped by Giotto's hand on his shoulder. The latter continued the conversation. "Who is this pedo-man?"
Kana pointed towards the forest. "Last I checked he was in that part of the forest. So tell me are you with pedo?"
"Giotto, I think she means the Rico Familigia." G whispered. Giotto processed this information.
"Do you have any proof of this pedo?" He asked Kana. The latter brightened instantly and went to grab the gun and crest she had collected from her pedo-prey.
She dropped them in Giotto's outstretched hand. "Those belong to pedo-man."
After a moment of observing the two objects, Giotto looked up at Kana. "These belong to the Rico Familigia's boss."
"So you're not part of the pedo?" Kana questioned further. Observing the man more closely.
"No we're not, this is the Vongola Familigia." Giotto said, with his million-dollar-smile once again. "My name is Giotto; also known as Vongola Primo."
Kana smacked her fist on her open palm, dramatically. Nearly startling the two Guardians (with all due respect, they had to keep their composure, so they didn't jump frightened.). "Now I remember!"
"Remember what?" G growled, he nearly had a heart attack because of this girl.
"You look exactly like my brother, except he has different hair and eye colors." Kana said to Giotto (she was literally proud at how she put it). The two present Guardians sweatdropped.
"Let's go inside and talk this over tea." Giotto suggested.
"Thanks!" Kana smiled her first one since coming here.