This is based on other Rule list's I've seen, mainly "Supplemental Rules and Regulations" By Sekhem
So just enjoy!
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While it should have been obvious the Sins still felt the need to put the note on the board their wanted posters used to inhabit. As one would expect it all spiraled from there…
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Do not. Anger. Meliodas.
A. He is the Dragon Sin of Wrath for a reason
No one knows exactly what the customer did to make Elizabeth scream, but 1 hour later Ban was still regenerating from trying to stop Meliodas
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Don't instigate fights to the death
A. Especially with Ban
B. Do you even know what 'Immortal' means?
A knight who worked at Baste had a bone to pick with the Fox Sin and instigated such a fight. An hour later he was crying and Ban bought him a drink out of pity
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Don't grope Merlin
A. And I thought you were stupid before
Someone thought that because of her outfit she was easy. They learned that, with magic, the human body can survive without bones
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Stop it Ban
A. I mean it
Normally Ban's pickpocketing kept business flowing since people left sooner. Then he learned that money became worth slightly more during his stay in Baste…
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Don't try to pick up Elizabeth
A. The fuck King!?
In the Fairy's defense, both she and Diane were wearing the uniform and King drank a little more than he could handle
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Don't mock Gowther
A. Even though he can't be offended
A drunkard made fun of his pink hair, so Gowther pointed out that the man wore women's undergarments
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Never let Elizabeth drink
A. Especially for bets
As it turned out the princess had a surprisingly high tolerance and managed to drink Ban, King, Diane (Human sized), and even Gowther under the table
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Don't steal Chastiefol
A. Ban
B. I thought you were better than that Merlin
Merlin was very interested in the magic of the spear and Ban would do nearly anything for the right price
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Don't erase Ban's memories and give him the mind of a chicken
A. Even if it is funny
Gowther wanted to see what an animal would do in a human body. Ban just so happened to be nearby and drunk enough to accept
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Don't claim you're a better cook than Ban
A. You aren't
Surprisingly it was Howzer who thought that, with his mother's recipe, he could beat the fox sin in a cook-off. Ban not only stole the recipe, but made it better than Howzer's mom ever could
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There is such a thing as too much alcohol
A. Ban
B. I believed in you King
It WAS a party but King should have known something was up when Ban dared him to chug the punch bowl
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Don't give yourself a beast tattoo
When the holy knight showed off his Lion tattoo the Sins started freaking out thinking Escanor was dead and replaced
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Don't reveal personal memories
A. Even though it is funny
The Holy Knight whose odd interest was revealed complained that only his secrets were told and it all spiraled from there…
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Pink hair is not girly
A. Real men wear pink
Gilthunder was very insistent on this when someone mentioned his feminine hair color
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Don't mess with Merlin's stuff
A. Even she doesn't know what some of it does
This after Ban turned himself into a fox, Diane became an infant, and King turned into a woman
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Don't harass Elizabeth
A. She is close friends with 6 of the most powerful people in all of Britannia
Not even the most hardened of Holy knights could hold in the wince when they saw the condition their former colleague was in
"He deserved it" Gilthunder stated when asked about his opinion
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Never, under any circumstances insult Hawk
Apparently Ban, King, Meliodas, Elizabeth, Diane, Gowther and even Merlin were honorary members of The Order of Scraps Disposal and are more than willing to defend their "Captain"
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The rooms, besides the bar portion, in the Boar Hat are off limits to patrons
A pervert thought he could get a peek of what one of the female sins looked like naked, after the Sins heard a thump they ran upstairs to find the pervert and King unconscious, the latter in his human form…
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Meliodas' height is not to be mentioned
A. It's for your own good
Instead of being offended he merely placed his head directly in Elizabeth's breasts, since he was the perfect height for that
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Never steal from Ban
This should have been obvious but there's always someone who thinks they know better
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This has been the first set of rules, I'll try to update this often but I can't make promises