Peppermint Butler stared down at the charred lump on his plate, a smile formed from cheek to cheek. He grabbed the cold metal fork from the side of the plate and pierced into the flesh of the pink meat. He then shoved a large chunk into his mouth and chewed delightfully on the sugary fluid that filled his mouth as his teeth pierced through the skin. After the taste had left Peppermint Butler placed the fork down beside the plate again and he went to place the leftover food in the bin. Sighing to himself Peppermint Butler scraped the sticky suvbstance away "Oh, I thought Mrs. Marshmallow would of tasted better than that..."

It was a cold night, and the whistling wind could be heard from the shelter of Mrs. Marshmallow's shed. She had just been watering her Dimple Plants when she heard a knocking on the wooden door of the shed. Frightened the weak marshmallow approached the door and slowly turned the handle... Peppermint Butler? The small boiled sweet looked up at the old marshmallow who stood infront of him, baffled in suprise.

"Hello dear, Mrs. Marshmallow, I presume?" The woman nodded at the Princess' royal butler. "I have a special request of the Royal Princess herself," he handed the parched letterment to the shivering Mrs. Marshmallow "she has bought a new Perrywinkle Bush, one that grows especially in the dark, much like those of your GroundTree Bushes. Well anyway, the Princess herself is no good at gardening and is wondering if you, the grandest gardener in Ooo will help her grow these magnificiently?"

The now calmed Marshmallow opened the letter and looked at it's strange white font, she struggled to read it without her glasses and her tired eyes were sure they had caught an impatient look on the noble Butler's face. She pretended to read it and looked back up at the man infront of her "I shall be delighted to aid the princess in the gardening of these peculiar PerryWinkle Bushes." Peppermint Butler grinned and thanked the old lady and guided her slowly towards the Candy Kingdom.

There was an eery feeling in the air and the to were left shivering in cold outside the closed gate of the castle, "Oh dear, looks like the Princess has accidently locked us out..." The Butler said grabbing the bars of the gate with his skinny candy fingers.

"I could just come back tommorow..."

"NO!" The Butler shouted lunging at the now screaming Marshmallow, he stopped after he noticed his two sharpened fangs were bearing at the woman. "I'm sorry, what I mean is that this situation is urgent. There is a back entrance that leads straight to the basement where this plant is held, without your aid now the plant may die." The foolish Marshmallow looked up at the Butler for what would be her last time, she followed him to the basement...

Peppermint Butler flicked the light switch on and grinned at a startled Mrs. Marshmallow. What was this! A table lay in the center of the room where several knives had been laid out as if prepared for something. Then something ran through her body, pain, sharp seering pain. She turned round quickly to see a sharp needle that had been rammed into the back of her gooey flesh, everything turned black.

The startled Mrs. Marhsmallow awoke to the same grinning face she saw before she was knocked out. Peppermint Butler leaned on his elbows by the end of the table and stared at the marshmallow all over. "I'm sorry to have to do this, but several years ago I made a treaty with a very fine gentleman in his self. You may know him, if not you will meet this fellar in a few minutes. If you are so curious of his name, it is Death."

The frightened Mrs. Marshmallow attempted to scream, she bit down on the tightly wrapped cloth around her mouth and tears poured out her eyes. She moaned as yet another sharp pain filled her entire body, a knife was being cut gently into her skin.

"You know how easy it is for me to do this now? At first I felt pity, then shame... soon it came to me that pride was the best word for it!" the now frowning Butler cut deeper into the outside flesh of the marshmallow, "I almost forgot! The only way to take of your skin perfectly is to cook it first." He moved away to the corner of the room for a few minutes and came out with what seemed to be a match and a bottle of gasoline. "Not that long ago, I met Death for the first time. Caught in danger, left for dead in the Deserts of Ooo surrounded by many poisinous scorpions, even for a Candy Person death hurts." The proud Butler grabbed the gasoline and splashed it over the body of Mrs Marshmallow. The gasoline filled her wounds and stung the empty flesh, the Butler just laughed "anyway... I was gonna give up and let my life end there and now. Then a strange demon approached me, with a promise. Eternal life in exchange for one sacrifice a month. On the verge of death I accepted his offer and prepared for my first kill..."

I don't own Peppermint Butler, but I'm not sure if there is a Mrs. Marshmallow yet or not. This is an experiement to see if it gets anywhere. My inspiration was simply the fact PEPPERMINT BUTLER IS SOOOO A CANNIBAL! xD

I hope you enjoy, I love Adventure Time and am sorry to say that my Fionna and Cake crossover is on hiatus. I might not continue it as I noticed there is like 500 similar stories *facepalm* and like 500 better stories *double facepalm*.

Next update on the 13th of March!