Bird's eye view of VG City
"This is a boring view of VG City. Let's take a closer look, shall we?" a narrator says.
We zoom in on a restaurant.
"Our story begins in VG City's popular eatery, Club Chaotix, where..."
"BACK OFF! BACK OFF!"
The Hong Kong Police Department known by who-knows-what-acronym suddenly appear, keeping people away from Club Chaotix.
"Wh-What the hell's this?!" the narrator asks.
"Please settle down!"
We cut to the head of the restaurant, Vector the Crocodile.
"We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss it 'til my manager gets here!" he says, sweating.
"Look, there he is." a random woman says.
A golden limo appears, and the boot of our unlikely hero steps on to the ground. We zoom up to his face.
TOAD!
"Talk to me, Vex." the mushroom-headed freak says.
"Well, It started out as a simple order: a Chaos Combo with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese!" Vector screams, crying his reptilian eyes out.
Toad slaps the crocodile, leaving a VERY noticable mark.
"Shut the hell up, Vex. I'm going in!" Toad says.
Toad walks into the dark area of Club Chaotix.
"Take it easy, buddy. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine." Toad says, laying down a briefcase.
"I-I-I'm really scared, man." someone says, severely sweating.
"Got a name?" Toad asks, not looking.
"...Crono?" he says, still sweating.
"Got a family, Crono?" Toad asks.
Crono starts hesitating.
"Damnit, Crono, stay with me, let's hear 'bout that family!" Toad snaps.
"Uh...I have a mother." Crono says.
"That's what it's all about." Toad says. He puts on a headset. "I want you to do me a favor, Crono."
"Wha...?"
Toad picks up a slice of cheese with his headset.
"Say cheese!" Toad says.
Toad removes the top bun, and everything goes in slow motion as epic ER music plays.
Later, Toad comes out of Club Chaotix, carrying Crono, who's carrying a perfect Chaos Combo.
"Order up!" Toad says, smoothly.
Everyone cheers and picks up Toad.
"Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!..."
Bleeping is heard.
"Hip! Hip!..."
Bleeping is heard again.
"Hip! Hip!..."
Cut to Toad's bedroom, where the TV off said hybrid begins bleeping. Toad wakes up and turns the TV off.
"Toadette! I had that dream again!" he says to his sister.
Toadette mutters in her sleep.
"And it's FINALLY gonna come true! Because today...sorry about this calender." Toad changes the date. "Because today is the grand opening for Club Chaotix 2!"
Toadette mutters again.
"Who's it gonna be, Toadette? Ha, well let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards." Toad says.
They all recite Toad's name.
"I'm ready! Promotion!" Toad sings.
Toad gets into his bathroom. He takes a bar of soap, eats it, and water-logs himself. Later, he enters his closet, and get out a blue vest and a pair of pants. He looks in the mirror, and his pants fall down. Toad slowly shifts away to the sinks. He gets his toohbrush, applys his Koopa Mint Toothpaste, and...brushes his eyes?! Somehow, his eyes don't burn up.
"Cleanliness is next to managerliness!" Toad says.
Toad runs outside of his mushroom home, singing his promotion song. We zoom in on the house nextdoor, a rather normal house. The sound of a shower and a certain four-legged hybrid can be heard. We see the hybrid, Ivysaur, singing.
"La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum."
A scrub brush can be seen brushing him from behind.
"La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum." Toad says.
Ivysaur turns around.
"ACK! TOAD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Ivysaur asks.
"I have to tell you something, Ivysaur." Toad says.
"Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?!" Ivysaur asks, angered.
"Uhh, work has no showers." Toad says.
"What is it?!" Ivysaur yells.
"I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today." Toad says, smiling wide.
Cut to the outdside of the house.
"GET! OUT!" Ivysaur screams, kicking Toad out through the window. Toad lands next to the other house nextdoor, a bungaloo. Toad has glass inside him now, but he doesn't seem to care.
"Okay! See you at the ceremony!" Toad says.
The aforementioned bungaloo opens it's door, it's hybrid coming out.
"That sounds like the manager of the new Club Chaotix 2! Wait, hold on..."
The hybrid goes back inside, realizing he's naked. He comes back out with his pants.
"Congratulations, buddy!" he says.
"Oh, thanks, Dingodile. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!" Toad says.
"DAMN, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" Dingodile yells.
"We're going to the place where ALL the action is." Toad says.
"You don't mean...?"
"Oh, I mean."
They both yell "GOOFY GABUMON'S ICE CREAM PARTY BOAT!"
Music starts.
"Ohh, I'm a Goofy Gabumon, YEAH! You're a Goofy Gabumon, YEAH! We're all Goofy Gabumon, YEAH! Goofy, Goofy, Gabu, Gabu, YEEAAAHHH!"
Toad's watch beeps.
"I'm gonna be late!" Toad screams. He runs off, singing his promotion song.
"Good luck, Toad! Hey, look for me at the ceremony! I got a little surprise for you!" Dingodile says, still dancing.
Club Chaotix 2 - 9:00
We see a Lakitu reporter.
"Hello, VG City! Lakitu Bro here, coming to you live from in front of Club Chaotix, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Chaotix Burger. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Vector the Crocodile is opening a new restaurant called Club Chaotix 2!"
Everyone cheers.
"First off, congratulations, Vector." Lakitu Bro says.
"Hi! I like money!" Vector says.
"What inspired you to build a second Club Chaotix right next door to the original?" Lakitu Bro asks.
"Money!" Vector says, still grinning wide.
Everyone laughs. Cut to the building across the street.
"DAMN IT!"
We see a redheaded Koopa, Bowser, fuming.
"It's not fair! Vector is being interviewed, and I've never even had one customer!"
"Customer" is echoed through the building of the Koopa Kabana. Bowser starts groaning hard.
"Don't get worked up again, Bowser, I just mopped the floors." his wife, Clawdia, says.
"Oh, Clawdia, my Koopa wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Vector's success, the formula for the Chaotix Burger."
Bowser starts imagining the formula, but it disappears.
"Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant! Arceus knows I've tried."
Bowser and Clawdia enter the backroom.
"I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y." Bowser says.
"A to Y?" Clawdia asks.
"Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet." Bowser says.
"What about Z?" Clawdia asks.
"...Z?" Bowser asks.
"Z, the letter after Y."
Bowser looks through his cabinet.
"W, X, Y." Bowser sees the letter Z folder. "PLAN Z, HERE IT IS! JUST LIKE YOU SAID!"
"Oh, jeez." Clawdia says, rolling her eyes.
Bowser stares at Plan Z.
"It's evil. It's diabolical. It-It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!" Bowser says.
Bowser heads outside.
"So enjoy today, Vector, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Koopa Kabana, and I will rule the world! All hail Bowser. All hail Bows...!"
Toad knocks Bowser over.
"Oops, sorry, Bowser. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?" Toad asks.
Bowser gets up. "No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!"
Bowser laughs.
...
...
"Well, good luck with that." Toad says, smiling.
He leaves, singing his promotion song.
"Stupid Kid..." Bowser says.