One sunny day in Konohagakure, in the Land of Fire, there was a man named Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi, had decided to take the day off, and was relaxing with his favorite book, Make-Out-Paradise.
CRASH! A sudden noise caused the Jonin to drop his book, and pull out a kunai from his shurikin holster he taped to his thigh. He took a defenseive postition and walked around the corner, from his bedroom to his kitchen. Living just outside the town in a little house he built himself, meant he had to do all the 'police' work himself. It was then when he saw who the intruders were, did his jaw drop. Two ninja, that he thought had been long dead, were sitting on his living room couch, caked in blood, and dirt, raided his fridge, and were chatting and eating, talking about how they had killed so many people and lived to tell the tale.
One was named Zabuza, the other was named Kakuzu, and they both stopped and waved at the Konoha Jonin like they had always been pals.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? THE BOTH OF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN- AUGGH!" Kakashi let out an exasperated sigh and looked at the two startled shinobi. Zabuza and Kakuzu looked at each other then back at the frustrated white haired Konoha Jonin.
Zabuza spoke first, "Hey, Kakashi... You a'right?" he asked stratching his brown hair and raising a what-would-be-a-eyebrow line.
"SURE ZABUZA. I'M FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!" Kakashi replied sarcasticly.
"I take it you two know each other?" Kakuzu asked pulling down his mask to eat some more meat.
"Oh yeah, Kakashi, this is-" Zabuza began, but was cut off by the exasperated Leaf Nin.
"YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW WHO HE IS, JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! Just WHAT are you two doing here?" Kakashi got the feeling that he would be stuck with these two for awhile.
"We need a place too stay, and we both saw your 'roommate wanted' sign outside." The Mist and Waterfall Ninjas replied at the same time. Then Kakashi sighed and slapped his hand to his face, mentally thinking he was the idiot.
What will Kakashi do next? Why were Zabuza and Kakuzu covered in blood? Why were they in Konoha anyway? Why am I asking you all these questions I already know the answer too? WHO WILL PRINCESS MOLESTIA STRIKE NEXT?! *ahem!* Sorry, got a little carried away there. I do not own Naruto. Sorry for the short chapter i got alot on my plate.