Disclaimer: Not mine!
A/N: Well, this be my version of Romeo and Juliet. If the rest of it isn't as good as the last scene (which I will leave in the whole time) don't blame me! I wrote that a year ago for school. But I'll try to live up to my original! Please Read and review.
Author thanks:
(yeah, I know it's weird to have these for the first chapter, but this is a redue! Anyways…)
JestaAriadne: Well, you get your wish. I'm feeling inspired, and maybe I will get to Mercutio and Tybalt. *get's evil glint in eyes* Thanks for the vote of confience!Scene One: the Prolog
Chorus-
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we—What is this crap?! Who talks like this? Who is the Joker who wrote this?
Random person-
Umm, William Shakespeare
Chorus-
Oh, well. He's dead, right?
Random person-
Yeah?
Chorus-
Good, we're doing this our way.
(Cue Eiffel 69 Music)
Yo listen up,
Here's the story,
About a bunch of guys who live in Verona.
And all day and all night and everything that they see
Is fighting famlies
Monties and Capulets
Stab that guy,
With your bigass sword
Destroy Montagues
Because Capulets all rule.
But watch out,
For the little ones,
'Cause their love
Is going
To depress you,
Depress you!