"I raised you for a reason, Dean. Now you will listen to me intently, right now." Cas looked at him with one of his intents starers. This was no time for joking around, this was serious busness.
"Cas I... I'm sorry. Please continue." Dean looked at the ground.
"As angel of the lord, It is my responsibility to.. um." Cas began picking at his hands.
"What is it Cas, spit it out!" Cas went over to Dean. "Dean sam has bin hitting on my brobro Gabriel and it is wery uncomftebal."
Dean nearly fwel over. "HE WHAT." Cas squiked. "Gabe and Sam keep meeting up and macin out when they think i'm not there stalkin them or nithin. Dean wanted to hit that tricktder right in the face with an ensiclapeedioa. Dean inst very bright with words like samay.
"WWHAy did you let this continue my life nowing gabe and samy could potentually be making out when I am sleeping. MY lIFE IS RUINED." Cas out a hand on his shoukder. "Its okay dean dont feel emparist we can mac out wih each other s you don't feel anolne. We could have a great and even better time than them because we get shipped more than samnriel and like we could all make out sometime with gabe because he licks lolly poops." Deanw as stunned, but took cas by the waist and made out with him anywasy. "Oh cas that was do fun mmm you tasr like watermellons and ice cream,." Castiel sighed.
"I am glad that is what I tast like, and now I will fly bck and stop thy appocalipes and amdadm djd I am probas gonna die lol okay bye love you have a good life."
"Kay bye cas, have fun."
fin.