GTA 5: The Sharmoota Job
Michael sat by his pool still miserable as he drank his whiskey to try and ease his pain. He found his thoughts drifting back towards Martin Madrazo the scumbag, me and T killed his target but still no payment. Before he knew it Michael had his phone in his hand and was dialling Trevor.
"Hey T" Michael began "Listen I've got an idea"
"Mikey, what's going on sugar tits you on your period" Trevor jabbed with his barb
Michael bristled, "Listen T I got a way of how Madrazo can pay us back"
"I'm listening"
Michael explained his idea with elaborate detail, they were going to hit Madrazo's house and take all his Aztec statues and everything he had. Michael thought that they could get into Madrazo's house and then raid it taking his prize horse along the way. Trevor loved this idea about time Mikey found some balls to finally deal with the time wasting bastards. Now Michael had to put his plan into action, he called Lester.
A few hours later
Trevor arrived at Michael's house wearing clothes that were covered in blood and stank of piss. He walked in through the door into the lounge to find Mike, Lester and Franklin poring over the job details.
"Franklin man what's going" Trevor said
"Shit dawg, I guess we gonna rob that Madrazo fool" Franklin replied
"Right gentlemen, we are trying to rob the world angriest Mexican mobster of everything he has as you can see by all of the information we have, Madrazo's house is heavily protected with electric fences around the perimeter and gangsters all-round the property." He looked squarely at Michael "You need to come up with a way of seeing the property before we do anymore prep, any questions" Lester finished
"Yeah, who's going to scout the property me and sugar tits or the forum gangster" Trevor asked
"I suggest that you and Michael view the property as Madrazo knows and trusts you two the most."
"Lest, what will our cover be?" Michael queried
"What about a couple of gay dudes that shit could work" Franklin mused
"No way Franklin, suggest something like that again and I will cut your leg off and beat you with it" Trevor said indignantly
"Frank no way will me and T be a couple" Michael said just as angry but veiled
"That could actually work, Franklin that was a genius idea, we'll run with that" Lester announced
Michael and Trevor both expressed their disappointment towards this idea but they knew it was a viable way in.
Michael found himself studying his Ifruit phone with an intense look on his face, he was trying to navigate towards Lenny Avery's real estate but his fat fingers kept clicking on wrong websites. At one point Michael had went onto a website called hushsmush which was to do with affairs, he bookmarked that for later.
He exclaimed to no one as the sound of voice coasted through his empty house and suddenly he felt even more depressed, he was a rich miserable fuck whose wife and kids had left him all by himself in his Rockford Hills mansion. He threw a whiskey glass at the wall in anger, it bounced off splitting in two with Michael's single malt seeping into the rug. He then launched into a series of curses aimed at no one in particular.
Trevor was looking for a way to expand TP enterprises as he shouted for Ron "Ron get here or beat you to death with a toilet seat"
"Coming Trevor" Ron called back
Trevor loved Ron he was so easy to discipline with fear and regular beatings kept him straight. "Ron do you know anybody in the crystal business TP enterprises are looking to expand"
"There is one guy, A Liberty City operator who has come out here to hit the big time."
"Good Ronald, now give me details before I blend your balls"
"He's goes by the name Knight and is apparently hanging around in Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness as is cooking out of an RV." Ron spoke, his voice trembling due to Trevor's violent nature "He is having trouble with Elwood O'Neill"
Trevor interrupted "Official family business or…"
"No Trevor he is operating alone outside of the family and this guy Knight is also being assaulted by our good friends the Aztecas" Ron said with a slight hint of sarcasm
"I think it is time to pay this Knight a visit" Trevor said walking out of the trailer.
Franklin was chilling with his boy LD down in the forum, they were planning on robbing a Gruppe Sechs truck from out near Paleto Bay.
"You ready Lamar?" Franklin asked
"I was born ready homie let's just get this show on the road" Lamar replied
Franklin was a little worried about Lamar he could just focus on taking the score or he could completely flip out and bring a hell load of heat down on them but it was a big score about $300, 000 dollars that was plenty of dough for him to waste on completely useless stuff.
"Yo, F we gonna stand around like bitches or what"
"Sure homie let's go" Franklin said as he climbed into his jet black Gauntlet. The car was specially customised, black with a silver pearlescent, the engine and all mechanical stuff was fully upgraded and to top that the glass and tyres was bulletproof. In Franklin's mind it was a cross between a tank and a Turismo R.
Michael had calmed down presumably from the hit he had taken from Jimmy's bong and now was looking out the house that Martin was selling, it looked pretty easy to storm however the property was patrolled 24/7 by Madrazo's cartel members who were armed with the latest street combat rifles, it would not be easy. Michael's phone then went off to startle him out of his investigation.
"Michael" Lester said in his slightly nasally voice
"Yeah Lest"
"I have found out that Madrazo is holding a party soon and a wealth of information, we can start planning as soon as you and Trevor scout the house" Lester replied
"Ok Lester see you later" Michael said as he hit a viewing time on his phone. He then called T to notify him of their plans
"T" Michael started
"Mikey you fat fuck how ya doing" Trevor responded
"T, the job is on we got to go and scout Madrazo now"
"Okay Mike" Trevor said as he put his foot down into the ground and U-turned his bike back towards Los Santos.
The two men met at Madrazo's house, they were an odd team, a whiskey drinking miserable fat guy and a piss covered cannibal. Michael walked to the door, knocking loudly on the ebony coloured oak. Trevor looked around to begin with at the exterior of the house looking for any blind spots.
Madrazo opened the door and they exchanged pleasantries.
"So, why do you want to buy this house then Michael" Madrazo asked "So you can 'spend' time with your 'best friend"
Michael was stunned, he did not know whether to punch Madrazo or to just stick to the plan. "Yes Madrazo, Trevor is my lover" Michael replied quietly
Madrazo hooted with laughter, "You and you, are you kidding? This has to be a joke" Madrazo spluttered before descending into another laughing fit. "Okay, I will leave you two ladies to look through the house"
And with that Madrazo left them alone, Michael and Trevor were both angry about the insult but they hid and focused that rage on their scouting. They first looked into Madrazo's lounge, seeing a wealth of Aztec statues that were worth a lot of money according to Lester. Michael pulled out his phone and pretended to look at it as he took the photo.
"What do you think, T" Michael said
"It's easy enough to take without too much difficulty and we can make a lot of cash off it but how are we going to take it" Trevor responded with an unusually level-headed view of things
They moved quickly but not urgently as they walked up the stairs to the bedrooms, there were 4 bedrooms in total along with a couple pf bathrooms. Michael padded into the master bedroom, wary that any loud noises could raise Martin's suspicions. The bedroom was spacious, with cream coloured walls and a large painting hanging adjacent to the king sized bed, perched on the table next to the bed was an Aztec statue.
Michael pointed directly at the painting and as if they were telepathic, they moved towards it, Trevor pulled the painting off carefully and set it down onto the floor gently. When Trevor looked up he saw a medium size safe built into the wall, which would be where the majority of the haul is.
Michael photographed the safe in detail as Trevor stood watch in case Madrazo came around and saw them. They then put the painting in its place and casually walked out the front door to find Madrazo standing next to one of his pillars. "So, what do you think?"
"It is a nice property but we do have other viewings later Martin" Michael said
"I got a question for you Martin, you know the stables at the back of your house, are they included in the house price" Trevor said
"No, not currently but I can include it in if you want" Martin replied
"Okay can we look at it" Michael asked
"Yes you can just don't open any doors, I don't want you two getting trampled by a horse" Martin warned them.
Michael and Trevor walked away towards the stables, they looked quite modern with strong timbers supporting it and an arena. "T, this has to be the politest I have ever seen you" Michael said quietly
Trevor didn't reply as they examined the stables and found there were a few horses in there, no other hidden riches.
"Martin I think that's all I need to see" Michael said
"Good, when you come back bring my money" Martin said sternly.
Michael walked back to his car and Trevor jumped on his bike and followed him to Michael's house.