Dean Winchester sat alone in his bedroom. He had just gotten Mcdonalds, and his burger needed a little zest to make it complete. He sprinted down the stairs to the kitchen where his brother, Sam, sat on his laptop. Dean opened the fridge and took out the barbaque sauce.

"Are you putting that on your burger? Gross" Sam asked. Dean stuck up his middle finger and ran back to his room.

Once he opened the cap, the smell of the sauce overtook his senses. Suddenly he wanted to rub this brown milky sauce all over himself. He poured it all over his hands and sucked his hands dry of the sweet sauce. He removed his clothes and his boner was reveled. But something was horribly wrong.

"Why is my dingle dong so long" he asked himself. Sam walked in the room and asked

"Is that dr. suess- OH MY GOD DEAN" he walked out of the room and pretended he didn't see a thing.

His dong was milky sweet, leaking barbaque sauce. He felt it was strange but he liked it at the same time. His schlong was like a hose. He took it in his mouth and sucked the sauce dry. Sam grabbed the camera, and video tapped it.

Once Dean came, he looked at Sam with a mouth full of sauce.

"Hi Sammy"