Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warnings: Do not read this if you are against male/male, abortion, or underage sex.
Summary: Jiraiya will take Naruto on a three year training trip only if Naruto agrees to use his sexy jutsu whenever Jiraiya asks. How will Naruto feel when it is time to hold up his end of the bargain? Never one to think about the details, how will Naruto react when Jiraiya starts asking for more? This story is made up of the times when something major happens between the two.
Author's notes: This is not a female Naruto story, so even when Naruto permanently stays in his sexy jutsu form both he and Jiraiya know that it is an illusion that can be stopped at any time. Therefore I will always refer to Naruto as a he. I have written eight chapters of this, but I am leaving the final one or two chapters up to my readers. I will give more details when we get there. Kyuubi can hear Naruto's thoughts, voice, and the voices of those around him. Naruto can hear Kyuubi's voice. Naruto can chat with Kyuubi anytime he wants, but if he wants to see Kyuubi he has to go into a meditative state.
Three months before leaving
Naruto lay in the hospital bed wondering what his next move should be. Sasuke was gone; he had left Naruto for dead and went to Orochimaru. Naruto knew the only reason Sasuke had won the fight was because Naruto held back the full demon power. If Sasuke was an enemy to be killed the outcome would have been reversed. Naruto didn't dare risk seriously injuring Sasuke and now he was gone in the clutches of that snake bastard.
Naruto sighed. He should be training. He needed to stay stronger than Sasuke who was now learning from one of the Sannin. If only Jiraiya would continue his training. That was unlikely though, since Jiraiya didn't act that engaged in their previous escapades. If he hadn't transformed into that sexy girl Jiraiya never would have stayed around long enough to show him the Rasengan or summoning techniques.
Naruto was considering sneaking out of the hospital to do some training on his own when he heard something heavy land on the windowsill. Looking over Naruto saw Jiraiya perched in the open window.
"Yo," Jiraiya said.
"Hey pervy sage, I didn't know you were still around. Came by to check on me?"
"No, Naruto. Actually I have a proposition for you," Jiraiya stepped down into the room and leaned against the wall. "As you are aware there is an organization looking to extract the demon from you. You need to be trained into a powerful warrior so you can fight off these men. The elders have decided that I am best suited for this job. However, I am a wanderer and researcher, so I can't just sit around here. Naruto, the elders have agreed to let you accompany me. If you like you can travel the country with me for the next three years."
"But Sasuke-"
"Will be just fine," Jiraiya cut him off. "Orochimaru had to transfer into another body before Sasuke arrived. He will not be able to use that jutsu again for three years. The Akatsuki however could decide to attack you at any time. The best thing for your safety would be to come with me."
"Hn," Naruto replied. He was glad to know that Sasuke was safe for now. He was free to worry about his own life. Being trained and protected by Jiraiya for the next three years was almost too good to be true. Naruto narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "What's the catch?"
"Yes, I do want something in return. It's simple, I help you, you help me, and everybody wins. And it's such a small, insignificant thing too."
"Well, what is it?" Naruto asked, growing worried.
"You know that naked babe you showed me once before?" Jiraiya waited for Naruto to nod. "All I ask for is that you transform into her whenever I ask."
"Dirty old pervert," Naruto mumbled. "Just how often will this "whenever" be?"
"That depends on how my research goes. Could be once a week or every couple of months. That's why I left it up to whenever."
Naruto considered the agreement. He would be personally trained by the same man who trained the Fourth Hokage. He would be protected from the men looking to kill him and steal the demon. He would get to travel the world. The only downside was he had to let Jiraiya gawk at his naked body. But, it wasn't reallyhis body, just an illusion. Naruto felt he could deal with that. "I agree."
"Great. We'll leave in about three months."
Naruto couldn't hide his disappointment. "Why in three months?"
"A lot of our comrades were killed and injured in Orochimaru's attack and Konoha isn't back up to full strength yet. I agreed to stick around for three months to help out. This is my home after all."
Naruto smiled; maybe Jiraiya was more than just a perverted geezer.
"Plus, it's been a long time since I spied on the women here."
Naruto chucked the vase on the table at him. Jiraiya was out the window and gone before the vase even smashed into the wall. The next three years were going to be interesting to say the least.