Summary: Ed is a girl pretending to be a boy. Ed does not want anyone to know that he is really a girl. Al, Winry, and Pinako all agreed to hide this fact. But one day Colonel Mustang finds out and all hell breaks out. What will happen to Ed? Will Ed's secret come out into the open? Just read and find out.

Author note: Well I hope you enjoy this story. Rated T, mostly do to Ed's language. For those of you who have read my other stories I am sorry I haven't update them for a really long time. I will try to update them as soon as I can.

Chapter one 1: Secret's out

As the train pulled up to Central City station Ed was still arguing with Al. Dressed in his usual attire that consists of black leather pants, black sleeveless tee-shirt, a black jacket and gloves. His red coat was laying on top of his traveling trunk.

"Al just leave it" Ed yelled everyone stared at him for a moment because of his sudden out burst and then walked off. "I'm not going to tell any one." Ed got off the train closely followed by Al. "No matter what you say."

"Come on nee-san, you kept up this act long enough." Al whined. He was tired of how Ed or Edana pretends to be a boy. Ed is a girl after all.

"Al!" Ed yelled. Ed then frantically looked around to make sure no one heard what Al said. "Are you trying to let the whole world know?" "The only ones who know are you, Winry, and the old bat."

"Alright nii-san." Al said. "You need to report to the Colonel right?"

"Yeah" Ed said wearily. "We came to YET another DEAD END." "I bet that asshole will make some kind of remark just to piss me off."

"All you feeling alright or do you have your period" Al teasingly asked.

"Al QUIT IT" Ed yelled. For the rest of the walk there they were silent.

Ed's real name is Edana Sakura Elirc. She got the name Edward form Alphonse middle name. Ever sense their mother died Ed's been pretending to be a guy. The reason for that is something that no one really knows, not even Ed herself anymore. Ed is such a tomboy any way if it weren't for the gender issue then you could almost say the Ed is a guy. So to now tell people he is a girl is not a good ideal at all. If any one found out they could use it for great black mailing material.

As they reached central command Ed turned around facing Al and said "Remember not to say a world." They went straight to Mustang's office. The clue they had found about the philosopher stone turned up nothing. It was just some alchemist claiming to have it but in reality it was just some rock. The Alchemist just wanted to cause some problems.

As Ed was about to go in lieutenant Hawkeye came out of mustang's office, gun in hand. "Edward, Alphonse good to see you well. I have to get more paper work for the Colonel." With that said she left.

"Bet that bastard Colonel tried to get out of doing his paperwork again" Ed stated as a smirk spread across her lips. "Al you don't have to come in."

"I know but I want to nii-san" Al persisted. With that said they entered Mustang's office. Mustang sat behind his desk looking through a file.

"Hawkeye just place the paperwork to the side. I have something I really need to look into" Mustang said and waited to hear the sound of a gun loading up. When nothing happened he looked up to find Fullmetal smirking and his brother standing behind him. Placing a smirk of his own and putting the file in his hand down. "Fullmetal what catastrophic thing did you bring me this time. It's hard to imagine you can cause such damage with that small body of your's."

"Who are you calling small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes!" Ed yelled.

"Nii-san he didn't say that" Al sighed.

"Fullmetal" Mustang said to get the young alchemist attention. "You cause more damage than you are worth to the military." Ed meanwhile glared evilly at him. "It looks like you have hit nothing but dead ends now." A heavy sigh escaped his lips as he looked through the rest off Ed's report. "You may go now shrimp."

"Don't you DARE CALL ME SHRIMP" Ed yelled as he was dragged out of mustang's office by Al.

Hawkeye then walked into the room carrying a big pile of papers. Mustang muttered," O great more paper work." luckily Hawkeye didn't hear him or he would have had bullet holes in his head.

"Sir is something wrong" Hawkeye asked. She could tell that after the visit from Ed he looked kind of off.

"No just a headache" Mustang sighed. "Did you notice anything wrong with Fullmetal? He seemed crankier than usual."

"No sir, Edward did look a little tired though" Hawkeye stated. "Maybe he came down with something. You should check on him later to make sure he is okay." with that said she made sure that Mustang got hi work done. Mustang thought he might just do that to get out of doing paper work. He hated doing paper work more than anything.

Meanwhile Ed and Al walked down the hallway of Central command towards there dorm. Ed had a weird look on her face every once and a while.

"Is something wrong" Al asked.

"It's nothing" Ed insisted. "I just have to go."

"You can go to the bathroom here" Al stated.

"No I can't" Ed stated in a you-know-what-I-mean type of voice.

"Oh" Al said as he realized what Ed What Ed meant "It's your fault for keeping that a secret.

"Hey chief are you okay" havoc asked as they walked down the hall. He was on his walking down the hallway towards Mustang's office.

"I'm fine" Ed replied. "Just a little tired is all." He did not want to say he had to go really badly. It would cause nothing but trouble.

"Well take care of yourself, chief" Havoc said as he walked in the direction in which they came from.

When they reached their dorm Ed went straight to the bathroom. It was liked she never seen a toilet before. She locked herself in there for a while. You could hear something that sounded like "Aw FINALLY a TOLIET" from outside the bathroom. Their room was small a simple. There were two beds, addresser, couch, and a small table. There was no kitchen but a bathroom at lest.

While Ed occupied herself in the bathroom someone knocked on their door. Al went to answer it and found Roy Mustang standing their in his uniform. He had a bored look on his face.

"Hello Alphonse is Fullmetal here" he asked.

"Yes colonel, nii-san is in the bathroom" Al replied.

A noise was heard from inside the bathroom. It sounded like someone screamed crap. Mustang headed towards the door and tried to open it but it wouldn't budge. Ed called from inside and said, "Al can you get me more toilet paper." He them unlocked the door but did not open it.

Al got toilet paper but Mustang took it and was about to open the door. Al tried to stop him but was unable to. Mustang opened the door to see Ed on the toilet with a horrified look on her face. Mustang could help but notice the he is a she and has her period. The toilet paper that was once in his hands, fell. It slowly rolled over to Ed.

"Oh shit…" was the only thing Ed can say. Her secret has been exposed and the person who found out had to be Colonel Roy mustang. "OH SHIT!"

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