Domino High School
File Record Id.124323
Incident No. 3
Location: Mens Bathroom, Second floor.
Date: June 2, 1997
Time Reported: 9:40am
Student Names: Kaiba Seto/Wheeler Joseph
Genders: Male
Report: Several educators and Students reported hearing an explosion fallowed by the loud shouts of two males out side of their respective class rooms. Upon hearing, many exited and rushed to the scene. Witnesses state that what was found could be described as ungodly. There were reports of extreme flooding and blood. Soon afterward the two boys found at the scene, Mr. Kaiba and Mr. Wheeler, were apprehended by Physical Education Teacher Mr. Karita.
Witness quotes:
Physical Education Teacher: "God I hate kids."
English Teacher: "This is absolutely ridiculous."
Algebra Teacher: "Its always those two. Why is it always those two?"
Janitor: "God I hate kids."
Student Taylor Tristan: "Duke owes me ten bucks."
Student Muto Yugi: "I really hope their ok."
Student Devilin Duke: "Looks like I lost a bet."
Student Bakura Ryu: No comment.
Student Gardner Tea: "They really need to learn a thing or to about friendship."
Guest Speaker Maximilian Pegasus: "Ooohh my... It was just simply Fabulous."
Students in question:
Kaiba Seto: "THAT IMBICIEL DID THIS ON PURPOSE! I KNOW HE DID! NO! NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! HE DID THIS ON PURPOSE! I KNOW HE DID! I WANT MY LAWER! GET MY LAWER! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO DISRESPECTED IN MY LIFE! I WILL KILL THE MUTT, I SWEAR IT! WHAT! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! STOP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN!"
Wheeler Joseph: "Hahahahah, I didn't think he would sit on that toilet. Honest. And its not like I know when that bastard uses the bathroom. You should have seen his face when it went boom though."
End Report.