"Hey you, yeah you, muscular blondie!"
*Germany turns around to see Romano*
"What is it now?"
"I have finally found a way to humiliate your stupid self."
*looks at Romano*
*pulls out a fedora and puts it on* "That's right, you could never pull off such a sexy look, you know what this means don't you, that I am better than you. Ha ha ha ha!"
*France walks by wearing a beret*
"Hey Romano, what's that on your head?"
*Romano glares and runs off in tears*
"I HATE YOU FRANCE!"
"What's his problem?"
"I wish that I knew."
*Frances turns around to see Germany*
"Ah, it's Germany! England save me!"
*runs off*
*sighs*
THE END
Author's Note: Fedoras and beret's are both actually super cool, but because Romano is scared of France I figured he'd react like that. Please review.