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Toph would always tell stories to Suki. Especially about the time when Sokka had drank cactus juice. So the two girls decide to spike Sokka's drink with juice and watch his loopy reactions with laughter. MUST READ. LOTS OF HUMOR.
Toph and Suki sat around the campfire at the cold Western Air Temple after everyone has went to bed, and Toph is there just telling Suki all these stories about her adventures like she usually does.
"…And one time Sokka drank cactus juice when we were in the middle of the desert. He thought it would substitute water, so he drank it and… he was loopy for days." The Earthbender told the warrior.
"Oh Kyoshi, what did he do?"
"He went all crazy! More crazy than he usually is. He saw a dust cloud and thought it was a giant mushroom! He was dancing around bowing to it and dancing like a physcopath! Then he starts flopping and failing around the sand as if he was a snake-worm before he starts questioning if the 'mushroom' is friendly! And after that he says 'DRINK CACTUS JUICE! IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!' It was a good thing that Sweetness took away the juice before Sokka drank more, who knows what else he could've done"
"And this is all from that juice?" Suki asked.
"Yup. And it gets worse. He yells, 'IT'S A GIANT MUSHROOM! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! GIANT MUSHROOM! MUSHY GUMMY FRIENDDDDD!'"
"Has he had any more cactus juice since then though?"
"Nope. But I do wanna give him some more cactus juice. You wanna give him some? You know, like secretly giving him some more juice to drink?" Toph asked evilly.
Suki's face was serious, "That. Is. So. Wrong… OF COURSE I WANNA SEE SOKKA ON CACTUS JUICE! But how are we gonna get him to drink it?" she asked her face now smiling.
"Okay, so here's the plan…"
And so the two Earth girls started talking in low whispers so that the rest of the GaAng would not hear them in the temple. Then they began their plans.
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