A/N - so ya i lyke rlly lyke ree adn dyou so i thoughy y not make a fic wiht them????? thiz iz my frist fic ev4 so b nice or i wil HURT U ALLL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Ok like once there was this gu named Dee and he was a cop. and then he met this goy named Ryo. Ryo was het so everyone was like "OMG this is het this sucks!"

but then Dee tried 2 rape Ryo and it was all good.

In the end they had hawt (consentual) buttsmex. It was really hwt. The fangirls rejoiced.

And no one cared about Bikey, Borkley or Clementine. Or whatever her name was.

OWARI!!!

A/N yea, i really tried! I even put it thu spellcheck! pleaz comment! AND B NICE OR U WILL RGERT IT!!!!!!!11!!!!