Ron Weasly and the Curse of the Black Forgetting Spell that was Really Really Bad because it made Harry Potter Forget Everything that Harry Potter Ever Knew Forever.
It was dark and stormy night not at the temple that Harry and Hermione were staying at after their 6th year. Ron Weasley feasted upon the sky with his hungry eyes, considering the darkness of the storm as a reflection of his bitter soul. Harry Potter was probably making whoopee with Hermonie as we very speak. He sawed them do it before. It was disgusting! Hermininy was his girlfriend. Harry Potter is a real poophole.
Ron Weasly was a wizard. He was of about 24 years. He only finished 6th year though because he isn't very smart. Instead of being in the temple with his friends Ron was sitting in his room at the Burrow. Bill was out and Charlie and Fluer are hanging out in Charlies room. Ron tried to join them but the door was locked. He wasn't really sure why though. He was really bored. He was really angry. He decided to have some fun.
Ron went up into the attic and got one of his own Halloween costumes. He dressed up as a death eater last year. He really had fun playing around with the muggles while harry stole all of the kid's candy. But anyway He put on the costume and the made a portkey out of his wand and sped off to the temple that Harry and Hermione were staying after their sixth year, but all of [Harry's] dreams and aspirations were shattered after the muttering of a single incantation. Ron Weasley would mutter that incantation but he didn't know that yet. But I guess you do now so whatever.
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Ron was really pissed off. Ron was really pissed off because he made his wand into a port key. Ron was really pissed off because he made his wand into a port key and whenever he touched it it transported him back and forth. Ron then decided to make his pants into a portkey instead of his wand. He is no longer pissed off but just kind of embarrassed because he has no pants now because he couldn't put them on after he was transported. But anyway that's another story (check back later for it its going to be awesome).
Ron was struck by lighting a couple times as he made his way to the temple. Lightning hurt a bunch of times when it hits you. Its like thousands of volts of raw electricity coursing through your veins. Ron Weasley sneakily snuck into the temple and saw Harry and Hermonie not engaging in brutal hardcore sex. They were sleeping not engaging in brutal hardcore sex at all. Ron muttered to himself "they are sleeping, not engaging in brutal hardcore sex at all. But just because they are sleeping and not engaging in brutal hardcore sex at all, does not mean that before they were not engaging in brutal hardcore sex at all. Therefore, I shall assume that before I was here they were engaging in brutal hardcore sex at all. So because of that I am very upset right now."
Ron Weasly felt very hurt and betrayed. But only at Hermionie because she is a trailer park whore. So because of this he decided to prank here but not harry as an act of revenge. So he crawled over to his friend harry potter and awokened him fromhis deep slumber.
"Yo Pots. Wake up."
"What are you doing here Ronald Weasley my best friend?"
"I know that I wasn't inviting to go to the temple with you after 6th year to embark on an epic quest of self embitterment. But anyways I want to prank Hermonie because she cheated on me with you."
"Yeah she's freaky in the sack. She makes whoopee like no other," Harry lied because infact he did not make whoopee with Hermionie but saying so made him looker way cooler than he actually is in real life. "What should we do?"
"Harry oh buddy oh pal, just pretend to lose all of you memories and it will really freak her out."
"OK RONALD THAT IS AWESOME." And Harry did as he was told.
Ron weasley clutched his warble wand because his other wand was a portkey and got started with his prank. It was awesome and so was he.
Ron Weasly laughed and pointed his finger than disappeared.
Hermonie woke up with a start and said, "What happened Harry?" Harry said, "Who are you? Wtf?" Hermonie was all like, "what do you mean Harry? I'm me...Hermonie Granger...duh!" Harry looked confused. Hermonie said, "Oh shit! I read about this! He forgot everything that he ever knew! There is no cure at all! Oh me oh my."
Harry said, "What? I don't remember not remembering anything. Are you high?" Hermonie said "no. You don't remember because you forgot dumbass." Harry cried in the corner.
Hermione retreated to her own corner, and proceeded to mull over the conundrum. Several silent minutes wasted away, but no headway was made regarding their dilemma. Finally Hermione's eyes lit up in triumph. She jumped to her feet and announced, "I have a splendid idea! This amazing and wonderful idea will save us from the disastrous plight we're in"
Harry was flabbergasted. He jumped to his feet and yell "Out with it! How can you fix me?" Hermonie said "well...you could use this!" Hermonie then pulls out her time turner. It was very shiny. Harry says "wtf? How will a stupid hourglass help you stupid whore?" She said "well...it can take us through time...to before you lost your memory." Harry responded with, "wtf? Time travel? Is that like...magic or something? Magic doesn't exist n00b." Hermonie sighed and said, "just watch."
Hermonie flipped the hourglass just a tad, when an ominous bolt of lightning flashed in the dark night sky. Both Harry and Hermonie felt the shock of trillions of volts of pure electricity coursing through their bodies. The hour glass shattered and the lightning bolt took on a sickening purple hue. They felt the very fabric of time and space tear around them as their bodies twisted and convulsed in ways no body ever should. Soon, they landed...somewhere.
Harry got up. It was before he lost his memory, but he still didn't remember anything. He asked, "Where the fucking fuck are we?" Hermonie zapped him with a stunning array of colorful bolts coming out of her wand for his foul language. Harry said "Ow what the fuck was that for?" Hermonie said "Shut up...I have to figure out where we are." Suddenly, a man walked by. Hermonie walked towards the man and said, "excuse me sir, but where are we?" The man looked at her and said, "EGO sum rumex. EGO can non agnosco lacuna ut vos narro. EGO sum iens accerso vos ut regius consulo pro questioning."
The man brandishes his sword and says "AdRoma!"
Hermonie looks up. "Did you say...Rome? O...M...G!"
Authors Note: OMG my first story! Yay! Plz review! No Flames plz...Flaming trolls are just jackasses who have no lives. To be continued ltr.
Ron Weasley was so funny. He was so proud of himself so much. But he was confused. He was a bit confused because lightning was not purple, but the lightning was purple. Purple is an awesome colour. Oops, I meant color. LOL typo! Only idiots think it's spelled colour. LOLOOLOLOLOL! ANYWAY, purple is awesome like this lightning but confusing because it was not normal. He decided to see if Harry was alive still so he grabbed his pants. When he got to the temple, what he saw shocked and surprised him. Right there, was an empty room! Harry Potter and Hermonie Granger were not at the temple engaging in a quest of self-enbetterment! Damn it!
So then Ron was very much sadder. But not that much sad because Hermonie Granger was a trailer house whore and what not. But still sadesque because Harry Potter was AWESOME! He was like, SO COOL! He has that scar and shit, and he's the cephalo…er…boy who lived! Ron wished he lived. He didn't live at all. He had no life. He was not as cool as Harry.
But let's get back to the plot. Wait, what was it again? Oh yeah! Ron Weasey decided to go on a quest to find Harry Potter but not Hermonie Granger so he could be an hero! So he thought to himself "hmm…if I was Harry Potter but not Hermonie Granger where would I bee?" And then he said "I KNOW!"
So he went to the "Cathouse", a wonderful massage pauler in Diagon Alley where all the womens have brutal hardcore sex with you for moneys. Just like me. Call me.
So he goes, "Hey did Harry Potter come in here???" and they're all "nope", and he was all "ok just me then" and they massaged him and thrust their beautiful women cocks up Ron Weasley's butthole. Poor Ron cried out in pain. But he liked it. He then put his cock in the holes of their woman cocks and it hurt but they pretended to like it because they are womens who have brutal hardcore sex for moneys.
Then he decided to play squdditch because quidditch was AWESOME! Ron knew that with Harry Potter missing he could be the seeker for once in his lifetime. He always wanted to be seeker but was overshadowed by Harrys shadow. So he played. He and Albus Dumbledore and A naked Nymfedora Tonks and a naked Nichols Flemmel and Viktor Krum and A naked Narssissa Malfoy and A naked Alphard Black and the Bloody Baron and A naked Peeves and Piers Polkiss and Luna Lovegood and that painting of the mermaid in the prefects bathroom and A naked Tom Riddle and A naked Rubius Hagrid all played quidditch. It was pants vs. skins. But no one wanted to be a not seeker so they were all seekers. In an exciting 10 hour match, Aphard Black finally caught the golden snitch. But let me flesh (*snicker*) that out for you, my dear reader.
The quid ditch match was crazy. There were even casualties! Tom Riddle fell of his broom and died, except he didn't really die because he had so many WHorcruxes and stuff. Ron was really distracted in the beginning because Tonks was naked. Tonks was pretty much the hottest person in the world. Tonks and Ron had sex for about 4 hours, but it was okay because the match was like 10 hours long. When Ron's member finished climaxing in her hairy vagina, which is so hot, he got back to playing quid ditch. The snitch was really crazy today. It was really evasive just like Devin Hester (there you go Matt jay cutler is a whiny bitch who cries a lot. WAHHHHWAHHHHWAHHHH GO RAIDERS!!!!! ) it was really hard for Ron to catch the snitch. It was almost as hard as not spewing his seed in Tonk's awesome vag prematurely. But anyway he played quid ditch and he aeronautically dueled with Alphard Black. Alphard was really awesome at quid ditch. He was amazing. He knocked Ron of his shitty broom a bunch of times. It really sucked for ron but it wasn't as painful as thousands of volts of pure electricity coursing through your veins.
Then he went to look for Harry in Rome in the past because he figured they probably went to Rome in the past. I mean, that just makes sense. You'd think Harry was there too if you read Harry Potter and the Curse of the Black Forgetting Spell that was Really Really Bad Because it made Harry Potter Forget Everything that Harry Potter Ever Knew Forever. You did read that, right? Well anyway, Ron did so he went to Rome in the past to find Harry.
Authors Note: OMG my third story! Yay! Plz review! No Flames plz…Flaming trolls are just jackasses who have no lives. To be continued ltr.