A/n: I'm currently doing the dark brotherhood quest so I don't know what happened an even if I did I would do it this way so yeah...

"You know glaring won't help you" Sheogorath stated to the dark elf teenager in front of him. Said dark elf had the regular red eyes and his skin was the darkest shade the elf's skin could be. He wore the dark brotherhood armor with his hood up, some of his blood red hair covered his left eye, he also had the fingerless gloves of the brotherhood on his hands. He wore no mask on his face either. His arms were crossed over his chest as he glared at the daedric prince of madness.

"It was bad enough you made it so no one would hear my name when I said it. Then I had to help you when I had no idea you were a daedric prince, let alone the crazy one-" the dark elf was interrupted.

"I prefer creatively inclined" Sheogorath stated.

"That is not the point! I've faced way too many of you daedric and yet your the one that manages to annoy me the most! In fact I like most of the daedric, Sithis in particular. Now you want me to hear out your new and crazy scheme that involves another world!? No way!" the dark elf threw his hands up in the hair, showing his annoyance.

"But you're the archmage of the college, the dragonborn, the guildmaster of the thieves guild and the dark brotherhood, you won the war for the stormcloaks, and you owe me a favor" Sheogorath stated, being stubborn.

"I do not owe you a favor! You made so they could hear my name again when they should've been able to in the first place! They should have known that my name was Ryu way before you interfered!" the dark elf growled.

"Ah but you are the best mage out there" Sheogorath pointed out.

"I get that! But who in their-" Ryu, the dark elf, stopped himself before he finished that sentence. "Forget what I was going to say! I forgot you're 'creatively inclined' and that you're out to annoy me" Ryu said the words creatively inclined with heavy sarcasm.

"Well you provide the most fun to annoy" Sheogorath replied with a happy smile.

"I give up! Your impossible!" Ryu sighed in exasperation.

"I'm not impossible, you can see me right here" Sheogorath stated.

"This is why I hate dealing with you!" Ryu shouted, frustrated.

"So you'll take care of the baby? Wonderful" Sheogorath stated, handing him a child wrapped in cloth.

"I-Wait what?" now he was confused. He honestly thought that Sheogorath's crazy scheme involved something very different. He had been wanting a child as most people in Tamriel had children while they were sixteen, but ever since he got here at thirteen to come to the college of winterhold he had not been able to settle down. He was now eighteen and still unmarried and without child. Now Sheogorath, Sheogorath of all people, was giving him a child?!

"What's the catch?" Ryu said immediately to the prince of madness.

"Just that you have to return him to his world when he is eleven and let him go to school there for magic. One of the other daedric will be explaining our world to them" Sheogorath stated.

"I could teach him all he needs to know here" Ryu argued.

"There magic is special" Sheogorath stated and Ryu knew that was all he was going to get out of him.

"Well I'm going to perform the blood ritual on him so he can be of my kin, that also means he will be a dragonborn as we all know its passed through the blood" Ryu sighed, glaring at Sheogorath again.

"That's fine I'll sit over here and watch" Sheogorath stated.

"I wanted you to leave! It's a private and sacred ritual among all those who practice magic!" Ryu growled.

"Fine, fine. I'll just tell you why we decided to give you the baby and be done with it" Sheogorath pouted.

"Go ahead" Ryu nodded, smiling down at his new child.

"Well he is very important to his world and Fate found out what was going to happen to him. He was going to be abused by his relatives and be ill prepared for the bad things that were to happen to him" Sheogorath stated, smiling like the loon he was.

"Right, now leave" Ryu glared at the daedric prince and he left the dark elf's home. His home was really his room in the dark brotherhood. The others then came in to see what happened and stopped upon seeing the baby.

"I'll explain what happened to you guys after I perform the blood ritual. Just so you know, you're going to be the godmother, Babette" Ryu stated, looking at the vampire of the group in the eyes and she let out a cheer, rubbing it in the others faces. They all left at that point. Ryu drew runes in the floor and placed the baby in the center then cut his hand and dropped blood on the runes that glowed red with the blood filling it. The babies features changed, his ears became pointed, eyes red, and his skin was a shade lighter than Ryu's. He still had his messy black hair though and Ryu took the new dark elf child into his arms, rocking him as he came out of his room.

"Welcome to the world, Nirek Vareralu" Ryu told his new son, using his last name.

~Eleven years later~

"Nirek! What in the world are you doing?" Astrid asked the dark elf child as he was standing on the edge of the stairs.

"I wanted to see if I can make the jump into the water! Dad can!" the child stated as he stared at it.

"Yeah well your dad has also trained and-" Nazir's next comment was cut off by an owl's hoot as it landed on the table.

"How did that thing get inside?" Arnbjorn, the werewolf of the group, decided to ask.

"You would think someone would be keeping better watch over the door" Ryu stated, glaring at said werewolf as he walked inside.

"Dad!" Nirek cheered, running into his arms.

"Hey kiddo, did you miss me?" the older dark elf asked his son, picking him up.

"Yes! I can't believe you made me rest! I wanted to go out there too! I wanted to get my next contract!" Nirek pouted.

"I know but everyone needs rest, kiddo. Besides you may be a good assassin but you still need practice on your thievery. Now give back anything you stole to the others" Ryu told his son. The younger dark elf nodded and did so. That was the thing about being apart of the dark brotherhood, family was off limits when it came to stealing. It was okay to practice as long as you returned everything afterwards. The other members made sure they let the dark elf know when he was caught and when he wasn't. Right now it looked to anyone that didn't know how much a thief could really steal that it was a lot of stuff he stole, but to Ryu it wasn't that big at all.

"How can you be such a good assassin, but such a terrible thief! You're supposed to move quietly on both accounts" Ryu stated in disbelief. That's when the owl chose to hoot, bringing attention to it and causing Arnbjorn to swear, hoping that they would forget all about it.

"Oh yes the owl that shouldn't be in here in the first place. Nazir, what was Arnbjorn doing?" Ryu asked the renguard.

"Hey! I can answer for myself!" the werewolf stated.

"Would you tell me the truth or a lie to get out of trouble? If it was Nazir in your place I would ask either you or Astrid or Babette what he had been doing" Ryu stated and Arnbjorn couldn't help but grumble even if he knew it was true.

"He was working at the forge" Nazir answered Ryu.

"Even at the forge he should have had a clear view of how the owl got in" Ryu said, thoughtfully.

"Well I let the bird in when I came to bring the kid to his world" Sheogorath stated and Ryu groaned.

"Why did they have to send you of all people! They could have sent anybody, but they had to send you!" Ryu stated, running a hand through his messy, though shaggy would be a better word, hair. His hood happened to be down as he was back home.

"I personally requested to be the one" the prince of madness said, cheerily.

"Wonderful, I should have know you'd do that" Ryu stated, glaring at the daedric.

"Well I can't be blamed if I find you interesting" the creatively inclined daedric stated.

"I give up!" Ryu sighed.

"Well before you do that I should tell you that the gold coins we use are the exact same currency they use. They call it galleons though...Anywho have you told dear Nirek about his world?" Sheogorath asked.

"Yes, we have told Nirek about his world" Ryu stated, rubbing his forehead.

"Great that makes this trip simpler!" Sheogorath stated and before Ryu could ask he and his son disappeared.

~In Diagon alley~

"Are you Rai-ew?" a man that came close the size of giants in skyrim, just one or two feet shorters, asked.

"Its pronounced Ryu, but yes that's me" the dark elf nodded.

"This must be 'arry! I was worried w'en I learned you disappeared. Till this man named Sithis came and explained it to us" the man stated and Nirek just looked confused.

"Sithis is a daedric and I didn't know his name at the time so I gave him a new one its Nirek" Ryu said politely. There was something about this man that he couldn't help but like. He just couldn't put his finger on why.

"Oh t'at will take some getting use to. I'll try to call you by t'at 'ar-I mean Nirek" the man stated.

"It's alright, can I ask your name?" Nirek asked the giant.

"It's 'agrid" he replied.

"Agrid? Nice to meet you" Ryu smiled.

"No, 'agrid it's like 'arry or 'ouse" the man explained.

"Oh! You mean Hagrid! I get it now! Hey Hagrid are you related to giants?" Nirek asked, full of curiosity.

"Yes 'ow you know?" the giant asked.

"Even in Tamriel we have giants though dragons there are scarce, along with every other mythical creature you have here" Ryu stated, smiling.

"So giant aren't scarce there but everyt'ing else is?" Hagrid asked and Ryu nodded, though he didn't bother to mention that werewolves weren't as he was pretty sure they were as hated as they were back home here.

"Sithis didn't explain that?" Nirek asked and Hagrid shook his head negative.

"Hagrid, can you take Nirek to get his stuff while I get him something for his birthday? It is today after all" Ryu asked the man.

"I don't mind" Hagrid agreed, taking Nirek along with him. Ryu made a beeline for the shop he saw selling animals earlier and walked in, a ding of the bell could be heard. He was planning on getting Nirek a snake. Not only where their poisons great, but Astrid discovered that, when he was five, he could talk to the snakes when one had made a nest in the hideout. Ryu even asked his son to teach him and the other brotherhood members. He did and they were all fluent in snake now.

"May I help you?" The shopkeeper asked kindly, while a blonde male sneered at the dark elf.

"Yes I'm looking to buy a snake, preferably a poisonous one" Ryu stated plainly and the shopkeeper looked at him like he was going to murder someone. It wouldn't have been far off from the truth if he was on a contract, which he planned on setting up here in the wizarding world.

"Why would an elf need a poisonous snake" the blonde asked.

"I'm a dark elf and I'm from Tamriel, which I was sure the wizarding world was informed of. I'm the archmage of the college too. We don't need wands you know and I'm pretty sure I saw more than a few of your wizards needing one" Ryu stated, hoping to make the man mad. That was one way he learned to avoid answering questions when he was on a contract. The blonde man just stormed out of the shop, not even bothering to get the eagle owl he was looking at.

"Now about that snake" Ryu stated, looking toward the shopkeeper who looked amused.

"Just for driving that man out I'll give you a rattlesnake I have for free" the man stated as he brought said snake up to the counter in a cage. That's when an ice phoenix swooped down and landed on Ryu's shoulder.

"Oh, it seems you're getting your own phoenix too" the man shook his head with a smile on his face.

"Oh really? Why are you just giving me her?" Ryu asked, having a feeling it was female.

"Pheonix's choose their masters" the shopkeeper answered.

"Oh then I guess I have no choice but to take her along, how do you like the name Frigid? As in Frigid cold?" Ryu asked the Phoenix who cooed to indicate her like of the name. Then with rattlesnake in hand he walked out of the store and found his son.

"Happy birthday, Nirek" Ryu stated, handing his son the cage with the rattlesnake.

"Do you have a name?" Nirek asked the snake as it looked surprised and pleased that its owner was a parselmouth.

"It is Kurai" the snake answered the young dark elf.

"Nirek is a parselmouth?" Hagrid asked, surprised.

"That's what the language is? If it is then yes he's a parselmouth. Nirek taught the others too" Ryu stated with a smile.

"Is 'e good?" Hagrid asked, looking nervous.

"Is their a bad rep among parselmouths? I can assure you he's good" Ryu stated and Nirek, tried to hide the fact that he was chuckling, with kurai, laying on his shoulders.

"T'at's good, I was worried" Hagrid didn't seem to notice Nirek's failed attempt at hiding his chuckles.

"We should probably get home now" Ryu stated, but before he could go Hagrid handed Nirek a cloth covered cage that housed the most beautiful snowy owl he's ever seen. He loved it and named it Hedwig. With that the two of them disappeared.

~A month later~

"Your phoenix keeps staring at me" Arnbjorn stated as he glared at the thing.

"Her name is Frigid and I don't think you'll have to worry about her soon enough. Being that you're going with Astrid to the magical world to start a dark brotherhood up there. She'll be the leader over there after all" Ryu stated, helping Nirek pack his things in the trunk Hagrid got him.

"So they didn't catch you stealing all those extra books at all?" Nazir asked Nirek as he put one of his books in.

"Didn't catch me stealing all extra twenty books I took no. Then again most people there don't have a pocket space like the people here. And most people also wouldn't steal books" Nirek stated with a smirk.

"That's also why I made sure to make your trunk into a pocket space. Most people who don't do magic here know how to do that, even the Nords, so this is very simple magic. I just wish you weren't so lazy to make your dad do it himself" Ryu stated, playfully glaring at his son.

"What can I say I'm the pinnacle of laziness" Nirek stated.

"Don't forget to write, we already made sure Hedwig knows the way here and can get through the portal Sithis created to deliver letters. Frigid will be delivering the first letter to you so once you receive the letter she'll leave. You can send a letter using Hedwig after all" Ryu told his son who nodded with a roll of his eyes, having heard this already.

"Let's just get to the train dad" Nirek stated and Ryu walked to the opened portal and went through with Nirek.

"Dad, Hagrid forgot to tell us where platform nine and three quarters is" Nirek stated. That sent some very colorful tamriel and now earth curses to come out of the older dark elf's mouth.

(There will be a poll up to decide what house to place Harry/Nirek in as I can't decide which. I don't want him to be gryfindor because that was what he was in the normal route)