A/N: This will be what V.V Argost's Weird World would probably be like.

Weird World

Season 1: Episode 1-Wendigo

*The camera fades into a medieval gothic style room, lit with torches and candles, with walls decorated with various medieval paraphernalia; such as swords and axe on the wall, a chandelier hanging overhead , an archer pit, and even an old guillotine used for execution. In the middle of it all was a single desk with a chair.*

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*Thunder Effect*

*The title fades out*

The chair swerves around to reveal a hunched figure with white hair, yellow eyes, wearing a mask and blue cloak.

"Greetings and bienvenue to those of you who appreciate the weird and macabre-I am your host the mysterious and cryptic V.V. Argost."

He stood up from the chair and table towards another area of the room where there was a detailed map of Canada. Standing on the other side of the map was a very tall and stout man. He wore a purple uniform, had a monocle on his right eye, and maroon hair.

"Meet my ever so stoic and loyal manservant Munya." He gestured towards Munya, who just gives a curt nod to the camera.

"Forgive Munya folks. He never was a man of words." Argost said apologetically to the camera while Munya just rolled his eyes.

"I am going to introduce you to the interesting creatures known as the Wendigos."

"The legend of the creatures comes from the Algonquin peoples along the Atlantic Coast. The Wendigos are viewed as malevolent, cannibalistic, supernatural beings of great spiritual power." He explained.

"I wouldn't want to be trapped in a room with one. And that's not the scariest part." He said in a serious tone.

"They say that a regular person, such as me, or yourself dear viewer, could become one if they partake in acts of cannibalism."

He chuckled. "But don't worry dear viewer; that is a bit too bloodthirsty for my taste. I' m not a savage after all."

"Don't ever try to save anyone from this fate. For once transformed, that person you knew would no longer exist, and in its place, a monster of a hunger which could never be satiated. They will always be on the hunt for new victims."

He stood up.

"When we come back from commercial, I will give you a very detailed description of the Wendigo."

He waved to the camera.

"Ta, ta."

*Commercial*

*The view fades back to Argost and Munya standing in front of an iron dungeon door.*

"Now I'm sure you all wonder what these beasts look like…well I'm not going to tell you. Why? Because it would be much easier for me to show you."

Munya pulled out a set of keys and opened the door.

Argost and Munya began to walk down a hallway until they stopped in front of one of the many doors. Munya took a key from his cloak and unlocked the door. Two piercing red eyes peered from the dark. Slowly out stepped the Wendigo with a chained collar wrapped around its neck.

It stood at a staggering twelve feet. Its body, near-emaciated, with white-fur covered body and bones that pushed out against its skin, its eyes were sunk deep inside of its sockets, and it's deer-like face was drawn into a snarl. It was reminiscent of a skeleton recently exhumed from its grave.

"Frightening isn't it? Don't worry dear Weird World watchers; I guarantee that he's perfectly secure."

Argost didn't even flinch as the Wendigo roared at him and Munya; wishing for freedom to satiated the hunger for human flesh in its belly.

"Domesticated and friendly, however, it is not." He grumbled. He reached into his cloak and pulled out a T-bone steak and tossed it to the chained beast which quickly tore into the meal as it retreated into its room. Munya locked its door.

"Not a recommended house hold pet dear viewer." He walked back the way he came as Munya locked the door behind them.

Argost then walked back towards his desk to sit in his chair.

"I'm sure you're all wondering what other mysteries I have locked away in my cozy little home."

He pulled out a pocket watch and looked at the time.

"But for now dear viewer tis the hour of adieu, but I do hope to see you all again very soon."

*View fades out as thunder sounds and piano music plays in the background*

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A/N: Reviews would be appreciated and so would constructive criticism.