"Space the final frontier is not what we all hoped it would be, it is filled with war and grief as well as death currently all of humanity is at war. The humanoid species known as the Protoss seek to destroy us all because in their eyes we are zenomorphic parasites known as the Zerg wish to take us all as hosts and rule the universe with an iron fist. We need you to help us defend against these aliens. Enlist now and be known as the greatest of heroes." stated the TV for the twentieth time today.
"When'll they just stop broadcasting that. Theres second too none men in any of the colonies anymore only enough to sustain em." said the mother of the Campbell household.
"Mum i'm almost old enough to enlist" said the eleven year old son Collin
"You know I would never let you even if you were the smartest and strongest boy in existence." said Mother for the hundredth time this month.
Little did the Campbell house know that soon the hive mind is going to move in. Meanwhile in the fleet.
"Sir, the Zerg have infested four Protoss worlds and are mobilizing on our fleet."
"Defensive maneuvers prepare to fire."
"Sir we can't do anything don't you realize *speaks in an inhuman voice* you are being infested soon you will be nothing but a walking corpse hahahahahahaha"