Me: I'm just high.

Yusuke: Do we care?

Me: You should, because I'm paying you for it!

Yusuke: You guys better care!!

Me: Just read while I take care of Big and Stupid!

Yusuke: Where's Kuwabara?

Me: Just read. The plot right now takes place at High 5 Cafe!

"Oh, c'mon Keiko! I swear I didn't know her," Yusuke yelled. "Well, she seemed to know you pretty damn well," she shot back. "Because I have all of my classes with her at school!" Keiko looked at her boyfriend strangely.

"Since when do you go to class? You're always on the roof!" Yusuke shrugged. "You're just jealous, Keiko." She growled. "Oh, you're my cute little snuggle bunny!" They looked at each other strangely and snickered.

"And you're my little chocolate bear!" They laughed out loud now. "Geez, I think those phrases are as old as Genkai," Yusuke said. Keiko laughed. "Let's see which teen couple said that!"

They saw a girl who went to their school, Rukia. She was the prettiest and snobbiest girl in school. Even Yusuke didn't like her. He groaned when seeing her. Keiko shook her head. "And she was 1 of the people that said that," she said.

But what surprised them was seeing Hiei sweet-talking her. Or who they was Hiei. "Hiei! Since when do you date girls," Yusuke asked the guy out loud. The guy glared at him. "I am not Hiei!"

Yusuke and Keiko snickered. "Yeah, sure. We believe you," Keiko said sarcastically. The guy growled. Rukia glared at Keiko. "And since when do you have a boyfiend, Keiko?" Keiko growled at her.

Yusuke glared at her. "I resent your implication and shit!" Keiko smacked him. The couple stared at them. "Why did ya smack me," Yusuke yelled. "Because you're being a retarded asshole," Keiko snapped back.

Rukia and the guy sweat dropped. "Bakas," they said in unisom. Yusuke and Keiko grabbed his shoulder and smiled. "Don't worry Hiei. You're secret is safe with us." The guy smacked their hands away and escorted Rukia outta the High 5 Cafe.

They snickered. "Who knew he would have such bad taste," they said in unison when they were gone. "And you know we have to tell the gang about this tomorrow, right Yusuke," Keiko asked him. He nodded. And they parted ways.

The next day...

The fire demon was sleping in his tree. He felt the sun's rays hit his face. He groaned and got up. "Sometimes I wish I could put the sun out," he said. He decided to see Kurama. He started walking.

He groaned when he saw Yusuke, Kuwabara, and practically everyone else coming down the hill. "Hiei," they all said. "Get him!!" Hiei growled. "I didn't think you would find the body!" Everyone's eyes widened.

"What," Kurama asked. Hiei looked at them. "This isn't involving a crime, is it?" They shook their heads slowly, their eyes still wide. "OK, forget I said anything," he said. They slowly nodded. "I'm still trying to forget," Botan said.

And then they laughed. Kurama came and gave him a playful shove. "OK, this is either really good or really bad," Hiei said. They all laughed again. "And you call me a fox," Kurama said. Hiei growled.

"Anybody wanna explain what the hell you guys are talking about," he asked. They laughed again. "Don't try to act like you're innocent, Hiei. Me and Keiko saw you last noght with that pretty girl Rukia," Yusuke said in a teasing voice.

Hiei raised an eyebrow. And then he looked frightened. "That's what her name was. And it was a girl," Hiei asked him. "And how did you find out? It was a secure place!" Yusuke raised an eyebrow.

"Hiei, you were at the High 5 Cafe. That isn't the securest place in this town." Hiei glared at him. "What the hell does High 5 Cafe mean?" Yusuke and everyone else snickered. "Fine. Act like you're innocent."

Hiei raised an eyebrow. "I don't know what you're trying to say, Spirit Boy. I don't know this... this girl you speak of, and I sure as hell don't know what a High 5 Cafe is." He turned and left.

They all shook their heads. "Poor guy. He's probably more afraid of saying the truth of Rukia and his date last night more than ever," Keiko said. They all agreed. "Now he thinks he needs to be in denial," Atsuko said.

"Well, I should go and get him," Kurama said. "He's probably pissed because he hasn't had his 'sweet snow' this morning. See ya!" And he was gone. "I swear, he likes Hiei," Yusuke said. Keiko, Botan, and Atsuko smacked him.

"OW! OK, I understand! No more saying about him being gay!" They nodded. "But just to let you know, all the handsome and cute guys are gay or taken. Kuwabara is ugly and he will never get laid." And he started running. "I'M GONNA GET YOU, URAMESHI!!"

At a favorite hangout, The 5ive CLUB, that night...

Kurama, Keiko, and Yusuke were treating a still protesting Hiei out to get him outta his tree and get him some more of his 'sweet snow.' Hiei looked at his sweet snow. "Have you drugged it," he asked them.

They raised eyebrows and shook their heads. "OK," he said, unsure but started licking it anyway. Yusuke stared at Hiei and wanted the ice cream bad. He grabbed Hiei's wrists, knocking the ice cream to the ground. Hiei tried catching it, but failed.

He grabbed it, but it slipped outta his hands and his precious 'sweet snow' was on the ground. He looked at it and stomped on Yusuke's feet really hard! "OW! YOU BASTARD!" Hiei looked at his ice cream on the ground.

He grabbed Yusuke's collar and pulled him down to be eye-level with himself. "You will pay for doing that!" Yusuke shoved him. Hiei looked at his hands. "Damn. I thought I would get the sweet snow off by rubbing it on you!"

Kurama and Keiko sweat dropped. "Well Hiei, why don't you go to the washroom and wash your hands," Kurama suggested. Hiei stood up and walked to the bathroom. Keiko and Kurama gave Yusuke a look.

Yusuke looked at them. "What?! I wanted the ice cream!" They continued to glare at him. He shrugged it off. They heard voices. They turned and saw the guy Keiko and Yusuke saw last night at the High 5 Cafe.

But this time, he was 3 other girls. He was sweet talking all of them. They all gasped. "And it's right in the open too," Yusuke said. The guy and the 3 girls stood up, the girls giggling as they did so.

And then they left. Kurama chuckled. "Now that was interesting," he said. Keiko and Yusuke agreed. Then they heard stomping coming from the bathroom. Keiko turned and shrieked. They 2 guys turned.

Hiei was coming outta the bathroom. "Hiei?! But we just saw you leave with 3 girls," Yusuke said. Hiei raised an eyebrow. "Look, I'm fast. But it's really impossible for me to wash my hands and leave with 3 girls. Then come back through the bathroom."

They all agreed. Yusuke shuddered. "It's like you have another twin, Hiei!" Hiei's eyes widened. He growled, his spiritual energy getting stronger, Kurama sensed. He started running, saying, "He promised to never come back!!" And he was gone.

"I wonder what that was all about," Kurama said. Keiko and Yusuke agreed. But Hiei was running outside, finding something. He found what he had been looking for. "You bastard! I told you to never see me or Yukina again," Hiei yelled. The guy who looked like him turned. "Hi Bro!"

Me: Oooh! I wonder what that was about! Please review!