The Hetalia Games – Ship Edition
Characters
Note 1: District Number Organized by an Online Randomizer.
Note 2: Most Popular Yaoi/Het Couples in Hetalia, TheTopTens
Note 3: Above – Not Including Repeated-Character Ships (If AB is ranked above AC and CD, AC will not be used because A is repeated.)
District 1: SwissLiech (#21)
District 2: HongIce (#20) (I AM SORRY, MY CITY!)
District 3: FraNada (#7)
District 4: SpaMano (#3)
District 5: RoChu (#10)
District 6: PruHun (#16)
District 7: GerIta (#2)
District 8: PolLiet (#8)
District 9: GiriPan (#14)
District 10: DenNor (#6)
District 11: UsUk (#1)
District 12: SuFin (#4)
A/N: It is not, and never will be my fault if they cheat on each other. And remember that most of these peeps are reentering the arena as of my time of writing (I wrote the Most Popular Nations Sim first), and the newbies here are District One and my Bauhinia City. Everyone else has been here before, and 20/21 have died in various ways.
Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Finland runs away from the Cornucopia.
Japan grabs a backpack and retreats.
Hong Kong runs away from the Cornucopia.
Prussia grabs a jar of fishing bait while I. Veneziano gets fishing gear.
Liechtenstein runs away from the Cornucopia.
Switzerland runs away from the Cornucopia.
China steals a machete from the cornucopia.
I. Romano runs away from the Cornucopia.
Canada grabs a jar of fishing bait while Norway gets fishing gear.
America runs away from the Cornucopia.
Russia snatches a pair of sais.
Spain runs away from the Cornucopia.
Poland finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Iceland runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sweden snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Denmark grabs a baseball bat from the cornucopia.
Greece grabs a dagger.
Lithuania grabs a sword.
France, Germany, and Hungary get into a fight. Germany triumphantly kills them both.
England snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Day One
Japan is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
I. Romano receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Canada, Norway, and China hunt for other tributes.
Switzerland receives a sleeping bag from an unknown sponsor.
Iceland falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (I laughed so hard that I got a tear in my eye. THE IRONY IS REAL!)
England steals from Germany while he isn't looking.
Denmark receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Poland receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Greece convinces I. Veneziano to not kill him, only to kill him instead. (How could you be so cruel?)
Lithuania receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Prussia begs for Liechtenstein to kill him. She refuses, keeping Prussia alive. (Sweet cinnamon roll…)
Spain travels to higher ground.
America, Sweden, Hong Kong, Finland, and Russia hunt for other tributes. (Hell yeah. Win it for the Bauhinia flowers!)
Fallen 'Tributes'
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
France
District 3
Hungary
District 6
Iceland
District 2
I. Veneziano
District 7
Night One
Prussia and England track down and kill Poland.
Liechtenstein tries to treat her infection.
I. Romano cooks his food before putting his fire out.
America and Finland begin fighting, but it turns into a make-out session. (God, no! This is borderline incest!)
Denmark fends Switzerland, Russia, and China away from his fire.
Hong Kong quietly hums. (Stay alive and happy, HK. You deserve it.)
Greece fends Spain, Lithuania, and Canada away from his fire.
Norway receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Japan receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Sweden and Germany do something M-rated. (Goddamn it, no!)
Day Two
Switzerland, Prussia, and Japan track down and kill Germany. (That's fratricide! And betrayal!)
China goes hunting.
Russia travels to higher ground.
Spain receives a baseball bat from an unknown sponsor.
Sweden, Finland, I. Romano, England, and Denmark hunt for other tributes.
Lithuania runs away from Norway.
America and Greece do something M-rated in front of the cameras. (OMG NO!)
Hong Kong and Liechtenstein work together for the day.
Canada collects fruit from a tree. (Hopefully it's not poisonous…)
Fallen 'Tributes'
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Poland
District 8
Germany
District 7
Night Two
Russia cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Norway cries himself to sleep.
Hong Kong convinces China to snuggle with him. (Brothers~)
Japan, Sweden, and Canada cheerfully sing songs together.
Liechtenstein and Finland run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
America thinks about winning.
Switzerland tends to his wounds.
Denmark and Greece fight Prussia and Spain. Denmark and Greece survive. (Bad! Touch! Trio! Down!)
England receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Lithuania cries himself to sleep.
I. Romano questions his sanity.
Day Three
England sprains his ankle while running away from Russia. (Makes sense.)
I. Romano thinks about home.
Canada and Norway do something M-rated. (God, no, that's borderline incest too, Goddammit!)
Greece and Denmark hunt for other tributes.
Liechtenstein shares her supplies with Switzerland and America. (Aw~)
Sweden begs for Finland to kill him. He refuses, keeping Sweden alive. (See? He does love you!)
China collects fruit from a tree.
Lithuania is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Hong Kong explores the arena. (*smiles* Just stay alive…)
Japan receives a sleeping bag from an unknown sponsor.
Fallen 'Tributes'
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Prussia
District 6
Spain
District 4
Night Three
Canada thinks about home.
England, China, Switzerland, Russia, and Lithuania sleep in shifts.
Norway receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Greece and Denmark begin fighting, but it turns into a make-out session.
Finland and Hong Kong fight America and I. Romano. America and I. Romano survive. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID? NOT MY CITY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Sweden attacks Japan, but Liechtenstein protects him, killing Sweden.
Day Four
China receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
America scares Lithuania off. (Duh! You killed the only city in this thing! CITY, not even country! You had an unfair advantage! He was innocent! IS innocent! We're mostly pacifist, and you great big murderer goes off and kills the kid!)
Greece and I. Romano do something M-rated in front of the cameras. (*sigh*)
England collects fruit from a tree.
Liechtenstein camouflauges herself in the bushes.
Norway dies trying to escape the arena.
Switzerland dies from thirst.
Russia attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death. (Makes sense.)
Canada tries to spear fish with a trident.
Denmark and Japan hunt for other tributes.
Fallen 'Tributes'
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Finland
District 12
Hong Kong
District 2 (*three finger salute*)
Sweden
District 12
Norway
District 10
Switzerland
District 1
Russia
District 5
Night Four
Lithuania tries to sing himself to sleep.
Greece receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
China destroys Canada's supplies while he is asleep. (Meanie!)
Denmark shares his supplies with America and Japan.
I. Romano and England sleep in shifts.
Liechtenstein tries to sing herself to sleep.
Day Five
Liechtenstein receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
England overhears China and America talking in the distance. (Probably something about that debt. Or the issue of my City's…you-know-what.)
Denmark ambushes I. Romano and kills him. (Oh boy. Wait, him?! #BauhiniaJustice)
Lithuania scares Greece off.
Japan tends to Canada's wounds.
Fallen 'Tributes'
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
I. Romano
District 4
Night Five
Canada receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Liechtenstein and America work together to drown Lithuania.
Japan stays awake all night.
England tends to China's wounds. (Tea Couple…honour my City's legacy. Please.)
Greece tends to his wounds.
Denmark is awoken by nightmares.
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Liechtenstein tracks down and kills England. (Day-um!)
America overpowers Denmark, killing him. (Awesome Trio Broken!)
Japan decides not to go to The Feast.
Greece decides not to go to The Feast. (#CoupleGoals)
China falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Canada gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.
Day Six
Greece practices his archery.
Liechtenstein kills Canada while he is resting. (No!)
America falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (Again? You're one of my faves, but frankly I don't care much. #BauhiniaJustice)
Japan tries to sleep through the entire day.
Fallen 'Tributes'
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Lithuania
District 8
England
District 11
Denmark
District 10
China
District 5
Canada
District 3
America
District 11
(We're saying RIP to everyone we know
Our glass is now half empty
But the tears will overflow
And still we're screaming RIP to everyone we love
Is everyone below us mad at everyone above?)
Night Six
Liechtenstein sets Japan on fire with a molotov. (Goddamn!)
Greece dies from hypothermia. (Heat and cold…opposites attract!)
The End
The winner is Liechtenstein from District 1!
Rankings (by Survival)
1. Liechtenstein
2. Greece
3. Japan
4. America
5. Canada
6. China
7. Denmark
8. England
9. Lithuania
10. I. Romano
11. Russia
12. Switzerland
13. Norway
14. Sweden
15. Hong Kong (So Goddamn low…)
16. Finland
17. Spain
18. Prussia
19. Germany
20. Poland
21. I. Veneziano
22. Iceland
23. Hungary
24. France
Rankings (by Kill Count)
5: Liechtenstein
4: America
3: Denmark
3: Greece
2: Germany
2: I. Romano
2: Prussia
1: Switzerland
1: England
1: Japan
A/N:
Goddammit, that was a wild ride.
My heart still hurts because you-know-what happened.
And I wanna kill those two myself for doing you-know-what.
As you can see, I'm still salty about you-know-what.
The 'poem' above is the chorus to R.I.P. Everyone by JJ Demon. Link to full lyrics is here (without the spaces):
www. azlyrics lyrics/ jjdemon/ rip everyone. html
Anyways, thanks for reading this one, and you'll hear from me in my next story. Bye-bye!
-Talons
P.S. Please leave new Hunger Games Simulator ideas by PM or by review! This isn't interactive story, by the way, because Season Two is done!