Harry Potter and the Slippery Chicken Leg
By: Joyce, Bridget, and Europa
Here is the real summary:
Harry is acting odd with random foodstuffs; Malfoy is too. Harry is a tad psychotic and violent. Hermione and Ron are worried. Hermione is also becoming quite fond of cursing, but is still an insufferable know-it-all. Ron fails miserably at impressing and comforting with her with his suave-ness, and turns to another instead. And she seeks to bring him back by making him jealous of others with her. And these 'others' quite enjoy this... both of them. Pomfrey is annoyed at all the idiot students getting sick and Snape wishes he was a bullfighter. He also has an unhealthy obsession with dolls and keeps forgetting to lock his doors. And everybody finds out about each others pairings in the most odd way possible. And there is a delicious bath scene. Warning SLASH! Mua ha ha ha ha. No flames if you please, this is UTTER, COMPLETE, OOC CRACK!
Because, Mr. Tito, EVERYTHING is funny at 3 in the morning.
Also: It all belongs to J.K. Rowling. We claim no... anything.
If you have the courage... please, proceed to Chapter 1.