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I decided to edit this a lil bit after two revives I got.

I thank the authors who send me them because without them I probably would have screwed it up more than I already have.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away…no really it was far far away. You needed a map which would show you a map of a map where the map lies that shows to that land. The land was called OMGWTFhtssofraway

In OMGWTFthssofraway there were a few kingdoms.The kingdom that we focus on in this chapter was called Bobland!Yes, Bobland!For you see the king was called Bob and therefore the kingdom was called Bobland.

King Bob lived happily with his wife Helga, and daughter Mello.

Why daughter Mello you may ask, but there is a story as to why Bob calls Mello his daughter.

You see Mello was thinner than most girls, his golden hair was prettier than most the hair girls have and the fact that he loved chocolate more than anything and wore constantly leather was rather confusing.

So it was natural for his father to mistake that he was a girl.

His mother knew that he was a male but she always wanted a girl so she didn't say anything.

Naturally Mello was pissed of being mistaken for a girl so he took his anger out by scaring little children and terrorizing his servants. He was like a thinner Cartman.

Right now Mello was very angry. His day was horrible. He scared two kids to death and threatened them that they will never see daylight again because they made fun of his scar. What scar you may ask. Well all happened a few years ago when his father tried to cook. Needless to say it ended in a huge fire and Mello happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. While his dad got out unscratched, Mello was left with a huge scar on the left side of his face and shoulder. Not that the scar made made him ugly, not at all. You could say Mello looked even more beautiful with it leaving more people to wonder about his gender. So Mello hated his scar.And right now he needed chocolate.

"WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE?!!??!?!!?!"Mello yelled.

A servant came crouching in carrying a plate of chocolates.Mello took one, nibbled a bit on it and spat it out.

"What is this crap"he asked.

"That's milk chocolate just like you requested princess."

"I said DARK chocolate! Not MILK chocolate! You fool get out of my sight!" Mello all but yelled. The servant ran crying away.A few hours later another one came it and Mello was still angry.

"What is it?"Mello asked.

"Princess we have bought you our finest chocolate cake. Would you like some?"Mello couldn't believe his ears. Was this guy mad?

"You did WHAT?"

"Bought you chocolate cake princess."

"…..cake"He stil couldn't believe it.

" Why ye-"

"CAKE?"

"Yes but"

"How DARE YOU BRING ME CAKE?"

"But its chocolate"The servant squeaked.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS! I HATE CAKE!OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!"The guards carried the servant away to prison and left Mello to work out his PMS.

Later that day Bob called in for a family meeting.

"You see Mello your mother and I have something to discus with you. First of try not to terrorize every servant we have. Second .."he looked at his wife for support" We have decided that we shall lock you in a tower in the middle of nowhere." His father grinned.

"Why?"Mello asked.

"Because you're 20,have no boobs and are still single." His father said.

"That's because I'm a guy dad."Mello said.

"No you're not Mello you're a girl. A g I r l ."His dad spelled. He was used to Mello constantly denying that he was female." Just because you say that you are a man doesn't make you one! You're going to a tower in the middle of nowhere and hope that a stupid prince will come for you and that's it! End of story"

"But dad"he whined. He didn't want to go to a tower in the middle of nowhere.

"Shut up" Bob said.

"But-"

"Shut up"

"B-"

"www.shut I will not change my mind! Your mother and I have agreed it's the best for you." Realizing that he meant what he said Mello gave up and went to his room.

"Shit" was all that he said.